https://x.com/peterjhasson/status/1829105024393252971
NEW: Kamala Harris’s missing “summer job” at McDonald’s job. Her resume and job application a year after graduating college — @FreeBeacon obtained through FOIA — don’t mention it. Neither do either of her books, or either of the biographies on her. @SaysSimonson @ChuckRossDC and… pic.twitter.com/so0fNA6rNG
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) August 29, 2024
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No shit r-slur I don't put the jobs I worked in high school and my 20s on my fricking !codecels resume because that's fricking r-slurred
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My CV:
Spark
k8s
Carl's Jr.
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Just call yourself a Burger Compiler.
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Paris Hilton misled me about what that job would involve.
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slander, my queen would never lie
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This but unironically
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I took a 3 year break from work to travel and do ketamine in Arby's parking lots. I always make sure to include that on my CV. I want them to know that I'm adventurous and willing to take risks. Especially for ketamine.
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chick fil a does bare metal k8s clusters in every store
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You have to put everything because you never know what might impress them. I include that I once sucked a peepee for a cigarette and it's gotten me many interviews.
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Well the roofing and drywall industries do have some peculiar qualifications...
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McDonald's 2014-2023
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!codecels !BIPOCs
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I don't keep all my codecel jobs but I do keep the auxiliary nurse job I did during university on my resume since it's pretty good for talking about soft people skills which most codecels in my age bracket sorely lack (even if I did spend most of my time chasing
tail). Was great during covid when healthcare workers had a bunch of social capital.
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Sir, my autism is only surpassed by my coding skills
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I don't know a single programmer who worked in fast food as a teenager.
Coding ability is patently obvious from the time you're like 12. If you can't code by then, go into j*rnalism or something.
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I got into tech in my late 20s despite programming from 14-15 because the industry is gatekept AF and I didn't live in the US where it seems everyone is hiring all the time.
You can tell that 90% of coworkers basically rode the school to tech job pipeline though and have no idea how the world works.
I'm the 'cool guy' in most places I've worked and my career while short is impressive for my locale. I have friends say "wow you worked there?" and it takes a lot of willpower to not say "yep, run like shit and full of callow soys"
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Can relate, life is good
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!slots167
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I definitely know a lot of dudes in tech who were absolute suffering broke bitches until they figured out they could code at like age 22 and now they have soft hands and complain aggressively about quality of service because their credit card will swipe with no exceptions
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Eh. The good people I know were definitely coding by that age, but plenty also had other unrelated wagie jobs
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Just saying, a "black" person who started off working at McDonald's and became a DA/sanator/vp/presidential nominee would absolutely highlight their humble beginnings in their books about their life.
Putting the
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Hello train, I have noticed that you used the r word twice in a single sentence. This is a very high level of vulgarity and I encourage you to do better and refrain from using the R word in the future. Have a nice day.
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