The 2024 election if it was a tv season :marseypopcorn2:

Sequel to the critically acclaimed, highly diverse season "2020" (89% critic rating, 32% user rating)

:marseykamala: Kamabla: The new protagonist, made to appeal to a younger, more diverse audience. Constantly gets one-liners that execs think sound badass, but actual viewers find insufferable

:marseymayo: Tampon Tim: Bland deuteragonist who is somehow the least insufferable main character and therefore a fan favorite by default

:marseyhomofascist: Alfred E. Neumann: LGBTQ+ diversity hire who is the group's smart guy

:marseybiden: Sleepy Joe: The last season's protagonist who was nerfed to make the new protagonist look more badass. Gets like 2 minutes of screentime in the first episode despite being the most powerful character canonically.

:marseybabushka: Crazy Nancy: The woman who is back for ONE LAST JOB.

:marseyobama: Hussein Obama: Former fan favorite character everyone stopped caring about 2 seasons ago. Still gets a 3-second fan service scene.

:marseymerchant: Josh Jewpiro: Was supposed to be major character, got written out because the actor got too uppity, now killed off by a random goon in episode 2.

:marseytrump: Drumpf: Bad guy who was resurrected for the 2nd time because everyone loved him when he first appeared, but now kinda lost his luster.

:marseyautism: JD Vance: Bad guy's second in command. His actor was hired despite having zero acting skill because he is personally connected to some exec. Bombs every line as a result.

:marseytunaktunak: Ramalamadingdong: Breakout tertiary character that they're now setting up as bad guy for the next season.

:angryvatnik: Vladimir Shelomova: The puppetmaster who controls the bad guys. Shows up in one scene at the end only to say "all according to keikaku" after all his minions are defeated