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I'm taking a horribly painful constipated :marseyconstipation: shit as I write :marseyretardnotes: this and somehow I'm not nearly as butthurt as anyone on reddit :marseyplace:

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Neighbor needs some metamucil

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I eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: fiber I have a fairly :marseytimmy: healthy :marseygrapes: diet

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Explain the constipation then. :marseysmughips:

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Too much :marseydrunk: Not enough :marseydrinkwater:

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I've been travelling and sharing a hotel room with my little :marseymanlet: cousin and the bathroom doors :marseyayy: didnt :marseyfingerwords: do enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to block :marseyerasure: sounds and odors and I didn't want to subject :marseyjurisdiction: anyone to that torture :marseyexecutioner: so I just didn't poop for a few days

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