Absolute kween Galadriel puts three scrotes in a cuck cage.

My favorite part of the show has been the dwarves extras, that I’m pretty sure are small children wearing bulky armor and helmets.

It looks like some little rascal shit it’s hilarious.

So they just unlocked the cell for her, but they can't unlock their own?

The fact that they had to cut away from half the scene, the choreography we saw was janky and stiff so how bad was the rest of it they didn't want to show?

I thought Galadriel was an op battlemage demigod and when she fought she looked alike a dancer, this looks like a match between a kid with two sticks he found on the lawn and Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 2005

I'm glad we've finally got white millenials running the world so that women can finally be empowered. Remember how misogynistic movies were back in the days of the patriarchy?

I can only handle so much cringe

I’m gonna here but actually had some hope for the show after the second episode but as soon as it became clear that they’re going to portray the downfall of Numenor as being at the same time as the forging of the rings (there’s like 1600 years of time between these two events in the books) that this show really is going to be Reddit tier fanfiction.

I enjoy a good r-slurred foid-beats-up-groups-of-men power fantasy but darn a production of hamlet done by 6-year-olds has better choreography than that.

Jesus that's just embarrassing in a fundamentals-of-filmmaking way.

I bet you ate this up when it was "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

For one, Buffy had much better stunts than this, so probably. And two... what point does he think he's making here? Buffy was always a terminally feminist show. If someone loves Buffy but hates this doesn't it point towards the hatred having merit and not being based on hating wokeshit?

Ugh... a woman beating up men? Don't they know us males are biologically superior to females? How dare they befoul my fantasy world full of dragons and orcs with such unrealistic ideas.

Bezos just got really high and greenlit this show as joke right?

She looks too much like Amy Schumer for me to take her seriously as an elf.

I don't mind the black moid elf because he looks non-human beauty, haughty resting b-word face and doesn't look like a Germanic Fat B-word so thats absolutely a good fit for elf.

The soy Marvel quips too.

>YouTuber. Not a furry.

If you have to say this you're definitely a furry.

NOW THIS IS REAL KINO

I don't know what's with characters who beat several other characters easily, especially when they're foid beating men. Do the makers think these scenes are any good? They're so ridiculous.

I dont watch the show, why is she imprisoned?

The scrotes should be happy they didn't show how badly she embarrassed them in combat

The guards clearly know what they're doing: they're not paid enough to deal with foid nonsense. An afternoon in the cagie is better than having to withstand her one more minute

Imagine how awful the footage they cut was that this is what they kept in a show with a billion dollar budget

I laughed when I saw that. Not as bad as the "everyone's bad at catching Leia" scene from Kenobi, but this series is supposed to be of the highest quality allegedly, and this ain't it

HIGH ADRENALINE ACTION SCENE!!!!!!!

You will never be a real neighbor. You have no melanin, you have no opps, you have no drip. You are a headass cracka twisted by drugs and gang shit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “homies” laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors.

Hood neighbors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed neighbors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a neighbor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk butt crakoid vocal signature.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a honky is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)