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In a surprise to absolutely no one, latest DC capeshit Black Adam is getting dogshit ratings

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/black-adam-negatvie-reviews-dc-comics-1235407848

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‘Black Adam’ Draws Negative Reviews: Dwayne Johnson’s DC Film Is ‘Repetitive’ and ‘Anti-Entertaining’

The hierarchy of power in the DC Universe may be about to change with “Black Adam,” but the new film is landing low on the hierarchy of critical reputation for Warner Bros.’ last decade of superhero entries.

With reviews hitting for the Dwayne Johnson vehicle this afternoon, “Black Adam” currently stands at a 32% approval rating from top critics on the the review-aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes. Among the website’s broader group of approved critics, it is at 54%. Should the top critics number stand, it would mark the lowest such figure for a DC film since 2017’s “Justice League,” which netted a 23% approval rating from top critics and was so reviled among fans that a reworked version was eventually ordered by Warner Bros., arriving in the form of “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” in 2021.

In a somewhat favorable review for Variety, chief film critic Peter Debruge conceded that “the film’s whole purpose is to give Black Adam a suitably grand introduction on the assumption that he’ll be pitted against a more deserving adversary soon enough.”

Most others have been less receptive to the origin story, though many have highlighted Johnson’s performance as a key strength. “Black Adam” marks the star’s first time anchoring a superhero film — a job that the actor’s chiseled physique and commercial dominance would suggest was inevitable.

In a lightly positive review, the Guardian’s Peter Bradshaw said that Johnson’s “massive bulk, planet-sized head and sly gift for deadpan humour all make him a great superhero.”

Writing for The Hollywood Reporter, critic John Defore discussed the star’s long attachment to “Black Adam, writing that “his passion project serves the character well, setting him up for adventures one hopes will be less predictable than this one.”

In his IGN review, Joshua Yehl gave “top marks” to Johnson for “making his Black Adam just as steely and imposing as in the comics.” But he criticized the film for being “packed with undeveloped characters and an excessive number of repetitive action scenes, to the point where its half-baked debate on what it means to be a hero is lost in all the noise.”

Rolling Stone senior editor and film critic David Fear wrote that “not even the pleasure of watching Johnson enter into a blockbuster template he seemed destined to dominate can make up for how generic, flavorless and incoherent this is.”

At The Wrap, Alonso Duralde called the film “anti-entertaining” and deemed it “one of the most visually confounding of the major-studio superhero sagas, between CG that’s assaultively unappealing and rapid-fire editing that sucks the exhilaration right out of every fight scene.”

Indiewire critic David Ehrlich panned the film, opening his review with the question of “What happens when Hollywood’s most risk-averse movie star collides with Hollywood’s most risk-averse movie genre?” His answer? “Exactly what you’d expect. Only worse.”

ScreenCrush critic Matt Singer deemed the film “pretty middling” writing that it “plays like a committee-made product designed to zhoosh up the stagnant DC Extended Universe with a massive star and a batch of new heroes to spin off into future movies. After two hours of dour table setting, you’re left with a clear direction for DC’s cinematic future — and a lot less interest in actually watching it.”

While promoting “Black Adam,” Johnson has teased that bigger battles are on the horizon for his eponymous antihero. Leaked videos of the film’s end credits scene have also stirred up online chatter, providing a hint of who Black Adam could showdown with in the future.

Beyond his starring role though, Johnson has stated that he envisions himself as a potential “advisor” for DC Films. Under the new leadership of CEO David Zaslav under Warner Bros. Discovery, the upcoming slate of DC films has become a matter of careful strategy, with Zaslav stating that the company is seeking out a leader akin to Marvel Studios’ head Kevin Feige to shepherd the next decade of the studio’s comic book content.

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In current year+7 a capeshit movie about a minor character called Black Adam sounds like a woke spinoff about BIPOC Jim.

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Honestly surprised they didn't just copy Black Panther.

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At least a black panther is an actual animal, and a cool one at that. Black Adam just feels like the title is Bipoc Adam, look how articulate and strong he is despite the colour of his skin, go see this movie or be a societal pariah

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Is the rock actually colored or a mulato?

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He's Samoan I beleive, pacific islander.

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Fun fact, in lots of places that's what coloured actually means.

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Yeah South Africa’s coloreds are different from our coloreds. It’s very confusing now that it’s the preferred term for them

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Isn't he samoan?

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is there such thing as a white panther?

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Yes, rare but yes.

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Black Adam is Chadyptian

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He was never called BIPOC Jim. He was a BIPOC and his name was Jim.

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Black Panther is a faux name too, Tchalla's name is Tchalla.

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Every film staring the Rock looks terrible, they all get middling to poor reviews and then still make $1 billion. He seems to be able to carry literally anything just with charisma

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The river boat one he was in and the Jumanji movies were surprisingly fun. Not high art but solid fun family movies.


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:#marseygrilling2:

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Yep, I kinda like his movies the :monke: one was fun to watch. Those movies with Kevin Hart are also fun.

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His screen presence alone is kino :#marseychefkiss:

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He and Sammy Jackson were great as throwaway characters in The Other Guys

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>One thing I'll give DC, their critical reviews are so out there I end up having to go see the movie just to try and understand why it's so bad. ‘Anti-Entertaining’? Now I gotta see what the fuss is about.

These people are the reason the government can control us at all. If they died voting might make a difference.

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Oh so NOW you want to to listen to the (((experts)))?

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Critics hate everything DC and just want the same Marvel goyslop. Confirmed litty kino

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same kinolets that didn't understand leto joker are pooping on this, not surprised at all

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Clearly something is wrong with SOCIETY

:#marseysociety:

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Leto Joker was cringe as frick and I'm saying this as someone who would prefer watching DC crap than the generic sea of mediocrity that is Marvel. DC casting is pretty good except when it comes to villains, that soyboy Lex Luthor was the worst casting in capeshit history.

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ok redditor

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I'm offended

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I actually :marseyakshually: thought it might be decent :marseyfacepalm:

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If the :marsoyhype: critics hate it it might actually be worth pirating

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Tbh this is what :marseywtf2: gave me hope.

https://v.redd.it/hi1ttgrve9t91

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>Black Adam played by Dwayne Johnson

Why is no-one complaining that they didn’t hire an Egyptian or MENA actor to play him? This is pure chudism :chudsey:

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“massive bulk, planet-sized head and sly gift for deadpan humour all make him a great superhero.”

Isnt he meant to be the enemy to Shazam?

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In this he's supposed to turn into a good guy or some shit like that.

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That sucks how are they gonna fight. They shouldve had him in the second movie and then made this spin off AFTER to redeem him

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Are there any good movies with the rock in them? I've been drunkwatching shit movies with friends and he's appeared in a surprisingly large amount of them lmao

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I watched the first new Jumanji movie on a flight to Beijing a few years back, and it’s the perfect movie to watch when it’s 3 AM and you can’t get to sleep

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Karen Gillan’s legs :marseystroke::marseyretard2::marseybeandrool::marseyretardchad::marseyretard3::marseysmugretard:

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The Mummy?

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No.

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I mean no not really. He is the king of making mediocre films enjoyable however like most fast and furious films buddy cop, stupid video game adaptations or DOOM.

If you want to watch something r-slurred that will not piss you off hes a go to actor though. Scorpion king was enjoyable would rate it best of his films.

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You people sound like redditors, if the critics didn't like it it actually might be decent.

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How can you even make a superhero movie anti-entertaining? Just throw some explosions and a few fighting scenes and it should be at least passable as long as fans are concerned. How badly can you frick a generic popcorn movie up? :marseyconfused:

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Isn't Black Adam a cumtown bit?

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deadass

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Hey, at least DC still have that Flash movie coming out soon!

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They genuinely do lol, I think I saw some news about Ezra Miller returning to finish it.

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People say the Rock won't play a bad guy, but doesn't he play an r-slured butthole in Doom and get eaten?

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I think he gets possessed but yes

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If the critics hate it its more likely to be good lmao. Then again

>capeshit

>DC capeshit

Odds are still pretty low. Gotta watch for the audience review score. The lower the critic score:audience review score ratio, the better the movie is.

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the rock isn’t even really black

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Who cares lol

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Black Adam is a shitty Dr Doom

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