https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rebel_moon_part_1_a_child_of_fire
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/rebel-moon-part-1-a-child-of-fire
Tards discuss
https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/18j0vc9/rebel_moonpart_1_child_of_fire_review_thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/SnyderCut/comments/18j1zgf/the_reviews_are_in
https://old.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/18j1wdu/lmao
https://old.reddit.com/r/blankies/comments/18j0yl5/ehrlich_didnt_like_rebel_moon
https://old.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/18j1ygn/snyder_fans_911
Trailer
Reupload
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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Click on the trailer to see wtf this is.
Get a black
screen 
saying "loading ad" because you have to watch 
another ad to earn the right 
to watch 
the ad for the movie.
Ad fails to load.
Jesus Fricking
Christ 
I hate living 
in 2023.
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God that looks awful
Also apparently they are living on a moon on the edge of space, but it looks just like earth with clouds and trees lol, I don't think they know how space works. And the baddies are dressed like Nazis
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He basically made this movie after Disney rejected his Star Wars pitch and Netflix was dumb enough to throw money at him.
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Will he release the Snyder Cut in 8 years ?
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Wow I can tell it's shit just from this. Seven
Samurai 
in space 
except a 120lb girl with no muscles 
dominates everyone 
with her upper body strength.
Hollywood is somehow just completely incapable of coming up with a strong
female 
character. They keep rolling 
out the same concept of a skinny 
little 
girl who acts like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dumb '80s action 
movie, using her superior 
upper body strength 
to dominate everyone. And we're supposed to be like "omg that's badass!!!" after we've seen this same stupid 
shit for 20 years.
In Hong Kong in the '80s you had women
who could be believable action 
stars 
because they actually 
knew martial 
arts and weren't just banging some fat Hollywood executive for a job.
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I've noticed this for years and basically can't enjoy female led beatem ups because of it. Stop trying to convince me that the 100lb art hoe is actually super strong butt kicking machine. It's r-slurred
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Also they always suck bc most directors aren't willing to let a woman get her butt beat on camera so all the fights are zero stakes
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
trans lives matterin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to posttrans lives matternext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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That main character acting
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weird my adblock just blocked it lmao didn't even realize it had an ad
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I'm phoneposting from bed.
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Available now for your phone.
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I might just do that.
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No, you dumb neighbor. Install Firef*x with uBO to block ads everywhere. Don't listen to braveshill cope
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Set VPN to Turkey, buy YouTube Premium for 300 TRY ($10). Sure, you support Google but if enough people do this they'll be forced to raise the price thus devaluing Turkish labor
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Everyone
in Turkey irrationally hates Americans 
for one reason or another, so if I do this they'll be justified. Sounds like a win-win for everyone.
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I mean like... Except for the jolly ones of course!
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Youtube revanced, NewPipe, any mobile browser with an adblock like the other poster mentioned.
It takes <5 minutes to set any of these up, there is no excuse to suffer through ads in Anno Domini 2023
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Brave browser, neighbor. It's basically Chrome with built-in adblocking.
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I don't know anything, but brave works quite well. Haven't seen a pop up in a few years
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Sucks to be you. I never left 2012.
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Tell us when you finally find Kony bro
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Imagine even living
in this century. I still listen 
to Reel Big Fish. 
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Ska is the same fricking back track over and over again.
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New Balance shoes and jeans energy.
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Best year.
Avicii levels has never left my mind
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