https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rebel_moon_part_1_a_child_of_fire
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/rebel-moon-part-1-a-child-of-fire
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Snyder is garbage outside of 300 and his DCU run
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Click on the trailer to see wtf this is.
Get a black
screen 
saying "loading ad" because you have to watch 
another ad to earn the right 
to watch 
the ad for the movie.
Ad fails to load.
Jesus Fricking
Christ 
I hate living 
in 2023.
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weird my adblock just blocked it lmao didn't even realize it had an ad
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I'm phoneposting from bed.
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Available now for your phone.
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I might just do that.
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No, you dumb neighbor. Install Firefox with uBO to block ads everywhere. Don't listen to braveshill cope
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Set VPN to Turkey, buy YouTube Premium for 300 TRY ($10). Sure, you support Google but if enough people do this they'll be forced to raise the price thus devaluing Turkish labor
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Everyone
in Turkey irrationally hates Americans 
for one reason or another, so if I do this they'll be justified. Sounds like a win-win for everyone.
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I mean like... Except for the jolly ones of course!
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Youtube revanced, NewPipe, any mobile browser with an adblock like the other poster mentioned.
It takes <5 minutes to set any of these up, there is no excuse to suffer through ads in Anno Domini 2023
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Brave browser, neighbor. It's basically Chrome with built-in adblocking.
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I don't know anything, but brave works quite well. Haven't seen a pop up in a few years
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Sucks to be you. I never left 2012.
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Tell us when you finally find Kony bro
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Imagine even living
in this century. I still listen 
to Reel Big Fish. 
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Ska is the same fricking back track over and over again.
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New Balance shoes and jeans energy.
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Best year.
Avicii levels has never left my mind
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Wow I can tell it's shit just from this. Seven
Samurai 
in space 
except a 120lb girl with no muscles 
dominates everyone 
with her upper body strength.
Hollywood is somehow just completely incapable of coming up with a strong
female 
character. They keep rolling 
out the same concept of a skinny 
little 
girl who acts like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dumb '80s action 
movie, using her superior 
upper body strength 
to dominate everyone. And we're supposed to be like "omg that's badass!!!" after we've seen this same stupid 
shit for 20 years.
In Hong Kong in the '80s you had women
who could be believable action 
stars 
because they actually 
knew martial 
arts and weren't just banging some fat Hollywood executive for a job.
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I've noticed this for years and basically can't enjoy female led beatem ups because of it. Stop trying to convince me that the 100lb art hoe is actually super strong butt kicking machine. It's r-slurred
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Also they always suck bc most directors aren't willing to let a woman get her butt beat on camera so all the fights are zero stakes
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That main character acting
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God that looks awful
Also apparently they are living on a moon on the edge of space, but it looks just like earth with clouds and trees lol, I don't think they know how space works. And the baddies are dressed like Nazis
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He basically made this movie after Disney rejected his Star Wars pitch and Netflix was dumb enough to throw money at him.
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Will he release the Snyder Cut in 8 years ?
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Zack
er
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Seeing Snyderbros flip out is a time-honored tradition
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This is first time I've heard of this movie
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It's not even out soon and it's only on Netflix.
Likely this will be the last you hear of it.
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I didn't even know Zack Snyder was directing it.
Thought it was straight to DVD girl boss movie.
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Netflix does limited release for some of their movies, there were showings last night in LA. I think it's so they'd be available for awards or something. I remember hearing that Snyder and Netflix wanted it to be an "expanded universe" with games and comics
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Yeah, when people say Snyder's not "really" a fascist because he doesn't understand the themes and just likes s*x and violence, they forget that he tried to elevate cryptofascist great value batman from a lonely psychopath into this picture of righteous vengeance and moral incorruptibility. I don't think he's trying to advocate for genocide or actively promoting an agenda, but he spends an awful lot of time portraying and glorifying fascist ideals and concepts about "glorious empires" and "lone wolves who do what needs to be done" and death cults of strong heroic men dying violently for heroic causes
https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/18j0vc9/rebel_moonpart_1_child_of_fire_review_thread/kdhjhkp?context=8
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"Hes glorifyong empires and the people fighting empires. Both of those make him fascist"
God i hate reddit commies
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how come the audience scores are so high as compared to the journos??? did he do something chuddy
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Nah, he just sucks lol, but he has a rabid fanbase that reviewbombs all of his shite.
Even the audience score has been dropping. It was 80+ 2 hours ago.
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Audience scores fell even further lol
It'll only get worse once it hits Netflix on the 21st.
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lmao i thought it was some star wars spin off because of rebel and moon in the title
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Then his plan worked
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Not neccesarily. General moviegoers are just as dumb and ignorant as critics, just in a different way.
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I think the fact that people that think he makes shit movies aren't going to go out to see his movies can't be overstated. If the critics like a movie a lot more than audiences it's usually pretty awful and the reviews are probably bought.
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only his fan watch this movie
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For some reason sexy Indian dudes fricking love him
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Dawn of the Dead (2004) was good. Not great of course, and a shadow of the 1978 original, but it was a solid film.
Everything he's done since then has been bad and its gettting worse. Imagine Tim Burton without his hits of the 80s and 90s.
Zack should just retire while he has some pride left.
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The fact that he directed dawn of the dead and army of the dead tells the whole story. From hero to zero, and by zero I mean colon cancer. Uwe Boll could have directed a better modern day zombie movie. Frick it's worse then house of the dead when you consider the budgets. At least that was funny. smh
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At least there's some tits in Uwe Boll movies.
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The trailer for Dawn of the Dead ruined the first half of whatever movie I saw it in front of. I was so scared of zombies
I'm glad his career has tanked
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Omg me too. I can't remember if my dad showed me this movie or the 78 version but I couldn't make it 20 minutes in. For some reason my dad was obsessed with showing me horror movies as a young kid and I think it irrevocably damaged my psyche because all I like now are horror movies.
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Low critic high audience is usually a sign of a great film tbh.
This is Snyder, however, so I'm sure it's the exception.
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This is your mind on 4chan
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Audience in this case means only Snyderbros who will praise every shit this man puts out regardless of quality. No one else bothered to see this, let alone rate it.
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I'm so old.
I thought this had something to do with the Vox Day book and game I heard about in the beginning of G*mergate, or whatever the chuds were doing to mess with the Hugo awards.
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Zack Snyder finally made a Black Star Wars. If you can't handle that, it's because you're a bigot.
Case Closed.
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Well there goes the planned title for my Rebel Wilson weight journey biopic.
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Don't worry, just wait for the director's cut!
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His only good film was the Dawn of the Dead remake.
Fight me.
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Snyder sucks, but at least he has a unique style and most directors can't really say that these days.
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Roland Emmerich too. Why in the frick doesn't he get taken at least as seriously
as capeshit 
directors? Independence 
Day is fun and Stargate is actually 
pretty 
good.
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Most people don't even know the name of most capeshit directors
. Like do you know Peyton Reed or Jon Watts? Thought so.
The handful of capeshit directors who do have name recognition like Nolan, Raimi or Del Toro completely mog Emmerich.
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I remember when Nolan
was that new guy who made Memento who everyone 
expected so much from. He's been incredibly disappointing.
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He's been a considerably better director since then
. You could maybe argue Memento is his best script still but overall I see nothing but improvement.
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My neighbor
in Christ:
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Even in terms of scripts the prestige is better anyway.
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I just coincidentally was flipping
channels on tv and saw the opening of Watchmen. This is some of the most vile millennial trash 
I've ever seen. We were the bad guys in WW2? Lesbians made out in public and then got chopped up like in Foxe's Book of Martyrs? MAGAtards are right 
about the Kennedy 
assassination?
This guy is completely fricking
unhinged. Which I can forgive if you make Topkapi or Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, but I'm not going 
to pretend the capeshit 
this tard is slinging is of any value.
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Interstellar is pretty good. Ignore that "muh daughter portals" artificial drama shit and it's great.
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The part where
they where 
he talks to random people about the dustbowl like it's a documentary was very off-putting to me. If they're only relevant to the beginning of the movie 
then cut them out.
Also my grandmother
was kind of pissed 
off at people in the east coast 
media 
exaggerating certain things back then to sell more books.
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I'll take any weirdness over the same generic sequel. My bigger issue is whether Snyder really is that unique.
If I see a trailer for Michael Bay movie, I can recognize it almost instantly. This thing though, honestly just looks like another shat out space action garbage Netflix likes to pad their library with.
The only constant in Snyder movies are his shallow characters and seemingly childish understanding of the world.
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I've always praised Michael Bay
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Certified kino conformed
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He has to keep shoveling to support his 8 kids.
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Im going to see A24s civil war. It looks kino but it might be preachy
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Dawn of The Dead (2004) was pretty good. It only went downhill from there.
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He specializes in advertising and it shows. Memorable scenes but they don't work as a film
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I'm guessing 300 is the reason why there's so many losers on the internet
LARPing as ancient 
wops and daegos imagining how they're warriors who dominate women. If that's his greatest 
achievement I have no idea why he hasn't killed 
himself 
yet.
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I always assumed they were watching Gladiator on repeat, but you're probably right and it says a lot about their taste.
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That's "Hugo Award winner Zack Snyder" to you, pleb. He won it for Wonder Woman. No, really, he actually did.
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Solid movies
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