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Capeshit :marseydisney: manchildren absolutely MALDING :soyjaktantrumfast: as Spiderverse loses the best animated feature award to The Boy and the Heron :marseycatgirl: at the Golden Globes.

https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1744184439394169149

For those who don't know The Boy and The Heron is the latest Miyazaki film that was released to critical acclaim but tepid audience reaction because it was too "weird". People here are probably aware of the Spiderverse :marseyspiderman2: animated flicks but not how massively overrated they're amongst online "cinephiles". Not only does this film have a rabid capeshit fanbase but it has also managed to rope in the wokes and the film twitter/letterboxd crowd :soyjakhipster: (seriously it was the highest ranked film of all time on letterboxd).

Because Miyazaki's film had a lukewarm audience reception it was a genuine surprise it won over Across the Spiderverse. Suffice to say, these nerds are not taking it well :marseylaugh:. Some of the reactions.

What do you mean Across the Spiderverse didn't win best animated movie at the Golden Globes :soycry:

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WDYM ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE LOST ????!!?!? they so wrong for that omg :seethejak:

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genuinely cannot believe across the spiderverse lost :marseyraging:

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Across the Spiderverse was snubbed, wtf is the boy & the heron. :marseyseethe:

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you're telling me Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse won…. nothing? :mutttantrum:

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yall so fricking weird yall know its because spiderverse was mostly black and poc driven neighbors got a right to be upset LOL :blacksoyjak:

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Across the Spiderverse robbed :marseyrobber:

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This winning over spiderman is insane :marseymalding:

Of course, we also have weebs :marseyneckbeard: acting smug over this :marseysmug2:.

“spider-verse was robbed” :marseysmug3:

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Preschool twitter fighting for their life of Across the Spider-Verse not winning :marseysmug2:

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them miguel fics and the yt cop girl with the bang doesn't mean it deserved an award cope and seeth :marseycopeseethedilate:

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Wait Spiderverse didn't win anything at the rigged Globes? :marseysmug6:

It was basically the equivalent of jangling keys for babies. Except for a certain demo instead :chudsmug:

Now, this doesn't guarantee that The Boy and The Heron will win at the Oscars and apparently it only won at the Golden Globes because it has a more "International" :marseykamikaze: voting body now. Spiderverse is still the frontrunner for the Oscars. Still, the meltdown would be 100x this if Spiderverse were to lose at the Oscars. Hope they act based for once and piss all over capeshit this year but I'm not holding my breath over it :marseyshrug:.

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Tbh i wouldn't pay if i was rich

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It's nondescript because deep down I know you guys wouldn't respect it.

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Do you even respect it?

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Yeah.

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Then you're not a real techbro :marseyindignant!:

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The 2D look on 3D was done already by Peanuts. I'm sure there's a lot of things Spiderverse improved or innovated but here's the thing when it comes vfx/hollywood animation, almost every major release they talk about how they developed a new software to achieve X effect or how many hours it took a specific frame to render.

And then you have youtubers like this who exaggerate shit. Like at one point in the video he talks about how great it is that they have characters properly interacting with the environment like Miles hitting a car or some people in the background while running. That's "great" if all you're used to is cheap and lazy animated works. You have that in dime a dozen Pixar/Disney works that no one even talks about.

Like his analysis of that Jurassic Park 2 scene is nitpicky and I hate that movie. He tries to make every minor continuity error as some sort of scene discombobulating issue. There's a reason he has to pause and go over certain "mistakes" multiple times because they're barely noticeable in motion. Like almost everytime he says he can't see the character, you can see the character and I'm on my phone watching a guy in a youtube vid show it to me on his shitty monitor. Or when he asks where that "door" came from. They're in a place with buildings on both sides and you can see that in establishing shot. Do you need to be shown that specific entrance prior to that shot to not be confused by its existence?

It's not a particularly good scene but his "analysis" is worse and I'm sure he thinks Jurassic Park 1 is well directed even though it contains similar "mistakes".

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Exactly this

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Good post and thank you for your service as a wordswordswords veteran, I was not going to sit through that shit beyond clicking around for a few things to point out.

>he pointed out how environmental interaction is possible now in 3d

Thats an awful take to have too, because it basically means that 3D JUST NOW is capable of doing a thing hand drawn animation was able to do from its literal inception.

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