emoji-award-marseydisney
Unable to load image

Disney to replace Johnny Depp's role with black woman in Pirates reboot (and the pirate crew with foids). Black woman forum is convinced Disney is purposefully making a shitty film to prove diversity is box office poison.

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/disney-considers-replacing-johnny-depp-with-ayo-edebiri-as-lead-in-‘pirates’-reboot.5521007

Absolutely not . I feel like Disney has an agenda . They want all projects with minorities to flop so they can say see , we tried more diversity and it didn't work . I'm all for diversity but they've been making such shitty choices lately.


purposely throwing money away to embarass black folks seems the new agenda on projects that clearly will fail and have racists gather to bash


Bingo. They need to let the franchise go or because this ain't gonna work. Depp is too controversial right now so I understand why, but no. They keep setting up minorities primarily black women. When they could replace him with Timothee or someone else. They know this will spark outrage.


Kill this darn series already! That saggy, alcoholic ballsack Depp unfortunately played a character that is absolutely central to the franchise, so without Jack Sparrow it just doesn't make any sense. If Disney actually had any original ideas anymore, they wouldn't need to bite off the same tired butt franchises and set up poc and female actors for abuse!

Someone thinks the og complainer is a spicy industry plant.

It's typical and quite common on here. After moaning about full black women being replaced by biracial actresses and black women being overtly xesual, you'd think they would embrace someone like Ayo. She's a full DS black woman who is quirky and chill. She put in the work to get where she is today, so it's weird to see some fonts agreeing with that racist Mexican font about her being an industry plant. Smh I'm not taking anymore complaints about black women representation seriously on LSA.

More conspiracy theorizing in the comments.

143
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't think Disney would be doing it on purpose, but it is pretty r-slurred how they do this shit. Black Ariel was not only a terrible decision financially, but do they not realize they're just putting that actress in the crosshairs for racist abuse?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They haven't known what to do with Pirates since the first one was a huge success. They screwed up by doubling down on Johnny Depp and then assuming the films would continue to print money as the quality sank. Then they dropped Johnny over some bad PR during the height of the Amber Heard debacle. They refuse to admit that was a bad decision, since he was carrying the franchise (or rather, he is the franchise). So now the same executive shitheads that made all those bad calls have decided this is what will salvage things.

Disney should just drop Pirates and bring back Russel Crowe and Paul Bettany for a Master & Commander sequel.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Disney needs to apologize for that BIPOC actress for casting her!

Also, Disney needs to cast more BIPOC actresses!


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's not like I feel bad for celebrities, it just kinda exemplifies how stupid the whole thing is. Same with the Snow White actress, how many Snow Brown jokes have been made at this point?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I got your Snow Brown right here, pal :marseysmug2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076063861431801.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Clean it up, jannies.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076080775964189.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/883/874/fab.jpg

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Collar :marseythebuilder: too big for he neck

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hes just a cool dog, dawg :marseycool2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I actually do feel bad for her because she seems like just a dumb young girl who's in over her head with modern hollywood nonsense

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't, she's probably an entitled b-word like every other actress, on top of being a diversity hire shaniqua

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Black Ariel was not only a terrible decision financially, but do they not realize they're just putting that actress in the crosshairs for racist abuse?

You have to understand how deep the institutional rot has gotten to understand why things will not gracefully shift back with the cultural pendulum. It is still not considered culturally acceptable to say "no that is a terrible idea, we will make less money and our customers will hate it" in a meeting room full of middle management foids when a DEI person proposes some sort of stupid raceswap.

It will take an ongoing wave of sustained Ls for these people for firms like Disney to consider tolerating the voices of "radioactive" creatives who will openly say shit like this. They have all either been fired or castrated.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Agreed, a lot of people seem to think it's intentionally subversive but I think what you're saying is much more correct. The problem is they all got hired in the first place, then proceeded to hire people that think like them. I find the Little Mermaid/Snow White ones particularly funny though, because no one outside the most absolutely insane Twittoids would have had a problem with the characters looking like they do in the originals. Like no black people would have been like "WHY IS ARIEL A WHITE REDHEAD???".

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Snow White is extra comical when she is the 1 character that should never be anything but white.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Black Ariel was not only a terrible decision financially,

/serious

It made nearly twice its money back. With marketing costs it certainly broke even at the worst.

Face it, if it was white Ariel it would have made less because no one gives a shit about live action.

/serious

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

/serious

Four replies. I've gotten four replies so far.

Keep seething. I'm waiting for more replies.

Someone already quoted a google search to me. Your attempt is unoriginal.

/serious

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

/serious

No one liked nigriel and it was a colossal failure

/serious

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

/serious

I appreciate your authenticity.

!jannies Here is an authentic chud, please clean it up.

/serious

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

2.5x is usually the rule of thumb.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

For profit companies try to make profit, not just break even

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's the same story every single time: people will say how diversity is a good thing, and praise the idea, but then complain when its used as the entire elevator pitch with disregard for good writing and directing. But then still praise the same idea.

The fundamental failure is the never dying liberal idea you need to step on the scales at the end of the pipeline to fix things and then eventually it will one day result in good black writers/actors/directors once you let literal whos take the reigns. Because shitty black options being force fed into the system naturally results in quality black people 10yrs later being respected like white directors...

Just like how affirmative action made education / good grades a popular cultural concept in the black communities...

Fixing the root problems is too hard so they make cheap frontline virtue signals on the most shakey hope and dreams it will fix the fundamental issues downstream.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The dumb contract studios signed with those actor guilds is supposedly poison a while back. Half the cast need to be brown according to all those film chuds.

Maybe tanking a few all black and all foid movies is how they get around it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Your first problem is in your assumption that Disney wouldn't be doing this on purpose. Their stubbornness has got to be deliberate at this point IMO, since one has to assume the big brains at the top of Disney are at the very least smart enough to realize that heavy-handed DEI almost always guarantees a financial loss for their products.

Maybe the people at the top are simply ideologues who prioritize spreading the DEI message at all costs, even if it hurts them in terms of financials or favorability. https://media.giphy.com/media/R36XQ7vaKJl0OMGeIL/giphy.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pretty sure they made this decision years ago and it takes so long to make these films it's too late to course correct.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

the problem isn't black :marseypennycoomer: ariel but disney :marseymarie: live actions in general. none of them have done well.

flounder looks demented :marseyishygddt: in the live action :marseypop: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707614461687173.webp

awkwafina is also an annoying :marseyclippy: c*nt who ruins every movie :marseyezramiller: she's in.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The other disney live actions literally all made at least a billion dollars lol


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In a film about how she couldn't talk she sure seemed to talk/sing alot

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:derpwhy: But they do these diversity things in good faith!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yes, they found it out: Disney wants to lose money and tarnish a multi-billion dollar franchise, to prove a point. They're not out of touch r-slurs who don't care what the audience wants.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I can't tell what's more r-slurred. Out-of-touch Disney pissing money away on r-slurred decisions or people thinking Disney is pissing away money on purpose to "prove a point"

:#marseyquestion:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

When Black-led projects fail it's inevitably the result of the white executives who sabotaged them!


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

white executives

G-d darn, I fricking hate greedy white executives that are sabotaging Black-led projects within the American film industry! :angry:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

\

>

x

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i like this new nonchud klenny

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Its the old klenny trans lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Black people have always been the primary victims of people giving them handouts and extra opportunities.

Just like how affirmative action is designed too make blacks look bad when they fail at school or work and/or underperform whites and Asians.

:#marseypenny:

Black and trans lives matter more.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Black people would succeed if white racists didn't sabotage them!


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!jannies me getting chudded has lowered my standards, this chud is getting uppity ( and trans lives matter )


:#marsey:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseypearlclutch: They're not blackwashing Jesse Jane are they?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707608793027689.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705338979966686.webp !coomers

EDIT: OH SHIT SHE DIED LAST MONTH :#coomergenocide:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They will be blackwashing Anne Bonne because she had red hair.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Well shes dead now, so I dont see why they wouldnt.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

RIP

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Those movies are fricking hilarious.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I thought Disneysneed was all about the historical inappropriateness of POC characters? Wouldnt a POC pirate be more historically accurate than whatever breed of ypippo Johnny Depp is?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If she's supposed to be Anne Bonney as rumored it's super dumb they didn't just make up a new totally fictional pirate for her to portray. But I expect Disney to do the dumbest shit possible so :marseyshrug:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If she's supposed to be Anne Bonney as rumored

Holy shit no way :marseyxd:

Blackpipo been coasting on "it's not a historical figure" when arguing about race-swaps, wonder what they'll pivot to now? :marseyhmm:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Blackpipo been coasting on "it's not a historical figure" when arguing about race-swaps

No they haven't, bongs have been casting black actors to play huwhite historical figures for years

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!jannies this chud is complaining about (white to black) race swaps in media, which are a form of racial justice!


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Theres no complaint :marseyxd: my man reaching hard for that 500 dc and wasted 85 trying to get it :marseyrofl:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If she's supposed to be Anne Bonney as rumored

This is how you know it's stupid.

What people actually want is a prequel about Anamaria. Although Zoe Saldana is definitely more expensive now so maybe that's why they've abandoned it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I would actually pay money to watch that in theaters :marseypopcorntime:

Its hilarious /r/drama has better film ideas than Disney suits

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Not as a captain

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Unlike box ticking in corp roles everyone has a choice to just not see your slop you prioritised anything other than quality content for

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076062363278232.webp

At least one queen stands with Amber still


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How can one prove a movie with black protagonists isn't made in bad faith?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Succeed at the box office.

Black Panther: Good faith

Black Panther 2: Mixed faith

Quantumania: Bad faith

See? Simple.


:#marseyklennycross:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

By making original content with organic plot reasons for black protagonists, which we all know Hollywood is deeply allergic to.

I'm never going to get a dramatic film about backstabbing Haitian aristocrats in Sans-Souci Palace with gorgeous period dress. Just random black actors shoe-horned into Jane Austen and 1800s England forever instead :marseyrain:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Their theory would make sense if their movies featuring established top billing white actors not also in shitty movies that flop.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

That's a terrible decision.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pirates reboot?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Pirates_2005_film.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Pirates2_DVD_cover.jpg

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol, some shitty knockoff already did it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Most expensive porn movies btw.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Disney actually had any original ideas anymore, they wouldn't need to bite off the same tired butt franchises and set up poc and female actors for abuse!

If [insert every corporation] cared about making good things people want they wouldnt do [current thing] HR schtick that only makes a subset of employees and unemployed Twitter users happy.

These people who complain never seem to want to develop a good set of black actors/writers/directors who naturally get gigs. They always, always still push the "more diversity is good" thing with zero context / modifiers needed, while complaining about the lack of quality output.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I mean if they set it to modern day Somalia.. its still not accurate.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseynietzscheretard:

Snapshots:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Disney exec humiliation ritual

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's typical and quite common on here. After moaning about full black women being replaced by biracial actresses and black women being overtly xesual, you'd think they would embrace someone like Ayo. She's a full DS black woman who is quirky and chill. She put in the work to get where she is today, so it's weird to see some fonts agreeing with that racist Mexican font about her being an industry plant. Smh I'm not taking anymore complaints about black women representation seriously on LSA.

It's thoughts like this that have led producers to hiring shitty black actors.

:marseyangel:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I wouldn't even care if they mad the movies good but this will probably be awful.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseycopetyping:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.