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So THIS is what Disney paid billions for acquiring the Star Wars franchise. THIS is the culmination of years of planning to hijack a world-famous IP.

To turn a generation of deluded, middle-aged, wiccan cat-ladies into Star Wars fans.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2T1NaRg1p03xTy/giphy.webp

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Star Wars says: Abortion rights now! :marseysuffragette: :marseypussyhat: :marseygilead:

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MIDICHLORIANS ARE ABORTED FETUSES

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MIDICHLORIANS

Gesundheit

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What a mystery.

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I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR GERM NONSENSE.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17182838793364813.webp

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:#taylaugh: :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal: :#marseytedsimp2:

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They won't even get those viewers, they'll stay watching Baby Reindeer.

This is a complete shit on the actual target audience, 12 year old boys who imagine being a rebellious bounty hunter or jedi in a space ship, with no bed time, getting in adventures. What tween boy wants to watch something with a literal council of mommies?

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That's harsh. There's many different types of wiccan cat ladies.

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