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So THIS is what Disney paid billions for acquiring the Star Wars franchise. THIS is the culmination of years of planning to hijack a world-famous IP.
To turn a generation of deluded, middle-aged, wiccan cat-ladies into Star Wars fans.
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They won't even get those viewers, they'll stay watching Baby Reindeer.
This is a complete shit on the actual target audience, 12 year old boys who imagine being a rebellious bounty hunter or jedi in a space ship, with no bed time, getting in adventures. What tween boy wants to watch something with a literal council of mommies?
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The actual audience is 30-50 year old manchild losers. 12 year olds don't care about Star Wars lol, they're playing Fortnite and Roblox
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If they made star wars cool it'd still be for 12 year old boys. Lightsabers and magical powers make it ez for appealing to kids.
Give Lucas shit all you want for the prequels, he knows how to appeal to children.
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I loved the prequels as a kid tbh
Fat boomers seething over that shit because of the CGI or the script or whatever are the height of pathetic
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Yeah I saw The Phantom Menace in theaters when I was like 5 years old, I thought the underwater city was super fricking cool
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For me it was the pod racing. Joyless adult nerds seething because they lost the wonderment only children have
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the pod race is a banger of a scene no caveats needed. sure it pulls heavily from the one of the most famous movie scenes ever but no art is truly original
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It was, everything looked frickin' cool that's why the films succeeded. The prequels were the world's most expensive B-films, and were made for children.
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Honestly, I felt bad for the dude who played Jar Jar. He definitely quit acting.
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Star Wars says: Abortion rights now!
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MIDICHLORIANS ARE ABORTED FETUSES
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!germs
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What a mystery.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR GERM NONSENSE.
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That's harsh. There's many different types of wiccan cat ladies.
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