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So THIS is what Disney paid billions for acquiring the Star Wars franchise. THIS is the culmination of years of planning to hijack a world-famous IP.
To turn a generation of deluded, middle-aged, wiccan cat-ladies into Star Wars fans.
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Star Wars says: Abortion rights now!
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MIDICHLORIANS ARE ABORTED FETUSES
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They won't even get those viewers, they'll stay watching Baby Reindeer.
This is a complete shit on the actual target audience, 12 year old boys who imagine being a rebellious bounty hunter or jedi in a space ship, with no bed time, getting in adventures. What tween boy wants to watch something with a literal council of mommies?
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The actual audience is 30-50 year old manchild losers. 12 year olds don't care about Star Wars lol, they're playing Fortnite and Roblox
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If they made star wars cool it'd still be for 12 year old boys. Lightsabers and magical powers make it ez for appealing to kids.
Give Lucas shit all you want for the prequels, he knows how to appeal to children.
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I loved the prequels as a kid tbh
Fat boomers seething over that shit because of the CGI or the script or whatever are the height of pathetic
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Yeah I saw The Phantom Menace in theaters when I was like 5 years old, I thought the underwater city was super fricking cool
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For me it was the pod racing. Joyless adult nerds seething because they lost the wonderment only children have
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the pod race is a banger of a scene no caveats needed. sure it pulls heavily from the one of the most famous movie scenes ever but no art is truly original
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It was, everything looked frickin' cool that's why the films succeeded. The prequels were the world's most expensive B-films, and were made for children.
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Honestly, I felt bad for the dude who played Jar Jar. He definitely quit acting.
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That's harsh. There's many different types of wiccan cat ladies.
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I despise the moral relativism
On that I agree
with lobster man
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I love moral relativism. It's just my morals are better than yours
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killing animals for meat outside of survival situations is objectively wrong from a non-moral relativist position, everyone is a moral realist until its inconvenient
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Who claims this r-sluration besides vegans?
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People with sapience mostly
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Almost no one throughout the entirety of human
history 
believes or believed this is true.
!r-slurs come grab your boy
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If killing and causing suffering for physical pleasure isn't morally wrong then I don't know how you decide what is
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You've never
lived outside 
a city have you?
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As soon as the cow asks me to stop, I'll stop.
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B-word I'm a cow
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Booba
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The best kind of bait is correct bait
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Keep yourself safe at the earliest possible convenience
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cope and seethe morallyinconsistentcel
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Animal protein is absorbed better by humans than plant protein and animal meat has amino acids in high quantities
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It's a miracle I'm even alive, really it defies science
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This post rests on native land
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
this post rests on native landin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postthis post rests on native landnext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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We need more union involvement for TV writers.
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Using the dark side drives you crazy. This is a basic fact. It's not a philosophical movement. It's a shitty shortcut for way-cool powers.
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What about this is disgusting? That they're black? Is that all chuds have against this show?
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The dialogue is dogshit and poorly conceived. The costumes suck. Blatant DEI pandering and tokenism. Everyone
loved Sam Jackson so no, that argument 
doesn't work.
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Wtf is this shit? Dark-side witches are akhsually le good because GIRL POWER!
!nooticers, reminds me of Maleficent which started the whole “SUBVOOOORT TROPES
” on fairytales and “SHE WASN'T EVIL JUST MISUNDERSTOOD”. They did again with the puppy slaughtering psycho Cruella de Vil.
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Women write some of the worst self-insert wish fulfillment fanfics. It's no surprise that the term Mary Sue has its roots in foid fanfics of Star Trek. This is those types of women given the keys to an existing franchise.
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That ratio lmao, looks like most of the critics got their Disneybux
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Let's see some imdb user reviews!
Poor lil bonzo.
Despite all of its problems. That's why Disney keeps cranking out this shit.
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So many comments saying it has good production values. Do these people have eyes?
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Been that way for games and movies since the 2010s.
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If it can happen to him, it can also happen...to you.
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Not that critics aren't shills but r-slurred RT rating system is even more to blame, it rewards all these boring, uninspired, technically decently executed shows/movies that the critics are afraid to give less than 6/10.
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Plus the standard 'diversity!' bonus, turning mixed reviews into fresh because praising the diversity means more than complaining about any other parts of the production.
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I guess this must be Stargate fanfic because she stole the thing that Teal'c has on his forehead.
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Anime sucks and action movies are low brow entertainment
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The elephant in the room is that male wishes are always grand, cool, sexy, and exciting. Female wishes are neurotic, unimaginative, undignified, creatively bankrupt groupthink.
Fulfilling men's wishes gets you Indiana Jones, The Last Samurai, and LOTR. Fulfilling women's wishes gets you Twilight, Ghostbusters 2016, and new Star Wars.
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Disney only knows how to do 3 things: Villain good actually, old man character pathetic and sad, girl boss annoying main character. Repeat this formula forever until they run out of money.
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wheres the lie?
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Tom did nothing wrong, and deserved to win
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I also love that in most cases they are still evil and nothing they do is actually justified, but the film-makers don't have any morals to fall on to realize that.
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I think I'm just going to default to using these whenever our atheist
come out of the woodwork
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Strange how the most religious countries have the most violent crime
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lol
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Please take down my dox
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Lol the people you're complaining about are woke religious fanatics themselves. It's that they're not specifically baby peepee cutters of the Christian variety
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The film-makers believe being a queer negro woman justifies all your actions, no matter how violent or satanic they look.
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Imagine if most African warlords were foids or queer, we could have been getting some girlboss versions of KONY 2012, about the misunderstood cannibal p-dophile cults fighting against le colonial patriarchy or something
!historychads
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Isn't that what The Warrior Queen was?
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I'll watch it when Disney has the main character chop the heads off a chicken to perform a jedi ceremony. There has to be a little realism in all scifi.
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women really empathize with characters that take no responsibility for their actions
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I'm just so unbelievably tired of foids ruining literally everything, and I don't even care about star shit
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George Elliot was right.
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yes and game of thrones invented dragons.
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!oldstrags, you guys remember the "Fractured Fairy Tales" segment from Rocky and Bullwinkle?
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Kids back then were so much more high brow. You couldn't even understand children's cartoons if you didn't know who Omar Khayyam was.
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I am glad that I am not the only one who watched this !kino Y2K CGIslop!Jump in the discussion.
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he didnt say invent.
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started
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started =/= invent
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!chuds remember when the all-female Dark Side witch cult in Star Wars was Dathomiri who kidnapped Men as breeding bulls for their esoteric death cult
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The Clone Wars witches were r-slurred, too.
The only good Star Wars movies were the first two. The rest of the pre-Disney movies are just okay action fantasy movies.
I don't understand TV forums creaming their pants over the CGI children's cartoon.
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when i was really really young, they made some tv/direct-to-vhs movies heavily focused on ewoks and they were not "okay"
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The Dark Horse comics had a story arc where about them
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He's not talking about the clone wars version of Dathmori witches he's talking about the original true versions that show up in the original (and true) Star Wars canon, first in the novel the Courtship of Princess Leia.
Dave Filoni took that and then made generic boring butt bland version for the clone wars cartoon because he is a fricking hack like the rest of Disney LucasFilm who only knows how to imitate what's come before and create lesser versions of the originals.
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so you just outed yourself as 56 years old, right?
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The prequels and children cartoons are much worse than OK.
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The clone wars witches are kind of a loose take on the EU concept, which was a number of witches marooned on Dathomir. They were a honey trappers looking for big spaceship-owner peepee so they could get offworld.
If this isn't entirely accurate then I don't want to be corrected
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WICKED predates Maleficent by a decade, and even before that feminists were on a streak of trying to rehabilitate mythological monsters and villains. As far back as the 70's they were doing feminist "reinterpretations" of the Medusa myth where she's actually a victim of evil men who are afraid of strong women.
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the wicked book has a long scene of a bestiality whorehouse in it for fricking actual literal animals (not the animal-people from the musical) and it still haunts me whenever I see how popular wicked is with the uwu wholesome crowd
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Pretty sure Wicked did it first.
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I'm pretty sure The Old English Baron did it first.
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What fairy tale does that subvert?
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101 dalmatians peaked at the parrot
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when I was a kid I wanted to be Patch from the cartoons
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heck yeah
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Wicked was a decade before Maleficent.
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