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The fact that they're still portraying some elves as light skinned blondes is problematic.

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its like theyve never even heard of dark elves

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We were elves and sheeiit.

rap starts playing

Sauron walks out of the gates.

An Afro Samurai :marseyninja: Hobbit approaches him.

YEEEEAAAHHHH!!

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STRAIGHT OUT THE FRICKIN DUNGEONS OF RAP WHERE FAKE WIZARDS DON'T MAKE IT BACK :marseywitch2:

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unironically GOOD song. Nas is great

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Oh lawd, dem Moriquendi

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Very cool. Was just thinking that what this show was missing more minorities and women, just like tolkien would have done.

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@FurBee hope they make it so she has the idea too make all the rings and celebrimbor is just like "duuuhhhh ok" and she looks too the camera all like "moids, amirite?" that would be kino. furry rights are human rights.


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It's so important that we have female representation in the conspiracy to create one of the most evil objects in Middle-Earth history that threatened the total subjugation of the land under a sorcerer fallen angel warlord. :marseyembrace:

!chuds

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They want to make the story more believable to recapture the chud viewerbase

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Elf-foid is Annatar confirmed!

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Sauron would absolutely turn into woman if it helped him get what he wants tbh.

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Sauron is so evil he's capable of giving Celebrimbor a blowjob naked in female shape, only for him to go back to his original form to troll Celebrimbor after he finished the rings.

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I'M GENE SHALIT NOW !familyman

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Celebrimbor already forged the three elvish rings in season 1, but it would be funny if this chick was Annatar (Sauron in disguise), the show is already crap so they might as well give us something to laugh.

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They're not capable of even that level of imagination. We already know what Sauron as Annatar looks like - it's Halbrand in a wig.

I'm guessing that this new Elf chick is going to be as important as Elendil's newly created original daughter - big introductory scene, then does nothing for the rest of the season.

If she does do anything, I'm betting it'll be "No, Celebrimbor, can't you see this is wrong? He's tricking you!" but of course Celebrimbor won't listen and of course she will be proved right. If only the stupid men had listened to the one brave intelligent woman! But no.

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>Anna

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Fur:marseybee: rights are human rights!

:marseyletsgo: :marseybee: :marseytwirl:

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:marseyraging: you stinky Arab stole my money!

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:marseycry:

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Why does she look like Hillary Clinton?

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I dunno. All YT foids look the same to me.

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:marseyclintongarrison:

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bc its her turn!

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deep state phenotype :marseyschizowall:

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Dont we already have celebrimbor?

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No you see, she is super special awesome, and totally better than all the ichy boyz, and will totally upstage all those loser strag scrotes who are outdated sexist dinosaurs :marseynails: :marseynails: :marseynails:

she was the super secret apprentice who outclassed her mentor, but he was a sore loser and tried to strip her name from the record

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There are many things to criticize on this show but chuds sometimes chimp out for nothing-burgers

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:marseymanysuchcases:

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AWS hosted GPT bots or thirdworlders paid a dime a comment to shill. I refuse to believe real people are posting these comments.

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Sound cool, cant wait for her story.

Actually I can cause Im not gonna watch it lmao

Im honestly surprised the show gets a new season

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Jeff Bozos is a Necrophile and he loves raping Tolkien's corpse

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Yes and he looks old and busted and already forged the elvish rings. Don't the showrunners understand that elves are supposed to look young?

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Now I will watch the show.

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Honestly, I don't mind Celebrimbor having apprentices. The Silmarillion is not a novel but a mythology book/compendium and any adaptation will be forced to create side characters, sort of like adapting a Bible book to film. The problem with this show is that even source material characters suck because they can't write neither dialogue nor storylines.

!bookworms thoughts?

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if it was a passing of the torch type story, like the old gaurd giving way to the new generation - and both old and new learn to respect one another over the course of the adventure....

but this is never what happens on modern Amazon/Disney/Holeyweird slop - instead it is the same retreaded tiresome girlboss, outshining and upstaging the old gaurd, usually grumpy worthless decrepit Huwhitoid mayo dinosaur giving way to new better progressive protagonist, the same

kindergarden level petty mindset of a sibling wishing to dismantle something out of spite, not love for the source

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:#soycry:

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if it was a passing of the torch type story, like the old gaurd giving way to the new generation - and both old and new learn to respect one another over the course of the adventure....

The elves are immortal and ageless, so passing the torch would make no sense. They can be killed though so "ammortal" is a better definition so the apprentices are there to learn, help and maybe serve as spares just in case.

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He absolutely would have many apprentices and other smithies working nearby. But they wouldn't be woman, Tolkien tried beeing historically accurate with role of woman in medieval society.

Galadriel is the biggest tomboy among high elves and even she doesn't do much man jobs beyond statehood. She spends most of her time like weaving and shit, she was the one who made grey cloaks fellowship gets for example.

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Galadriel is the biggest tomboy among high elves and even she doesn't do much man jobs beyond statehood

I hated the show portrayal of Galadriel as a warrior, same with Miriel and just everything about Númenor.

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Good thing I never watched it and don't even know who miriel is supposed to be (I'm guessing :jannybell: )

But even Luthien doesn't ever use a sword or other normal weapon, and she goes on a lengthy quest to rescue get beloved.

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The show Númenóreans are so lame, I never got a "ubermensch race" vibe from them

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These guys are supposed to be Elendil and Isildur

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Budget Walmart actors. The halo show had the same problem with the derpy faced Karen Spartan.

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Looks like he acclimated into :marseyflagitaly: too quickly.

(Gondor is supposed to be Mediterranean climate)

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:#marseyblack:

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Not fat enough unfortunately :marseyblackpearlclutch:

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Ok, I'll re-read The Silmarillion, my book about the Hundred Year War can wait and I gotta prepare to b-word about Rangz of Power slop. Plus Tolkien is always worth revisiting :marseythegrey:

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Tolkien is always worth revisiting

🚨🚨🚨 Brainlet detected 🚨🚨🚨

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:#marseydownvotemad: :#stoningdownvotes: :#stoningshit:

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Which book?

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I hate white women so much bros

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don't worry, man, the next one will star a :marseykween:

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If they turned all the characters into :marseykween: that would be kinda based now that I think about it

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This is still going?

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They dropped :marseyautismcap: like a billion on S1. Cant stop now

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Have u dated black girl ?

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It's well known that women :marseyhearnoevil: make great :marseyfingergoodjob: blacksmiths. Their giant :marseyyeti: chest :marseymimic: muscles :marseybuffbipoc: make it easier to lift the hammer

Palestinian lives matter less

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The rings :marseythegrey: of power :marseyoverheadpress: were actually :marseynerd3: made by a boss babe chud, get over it

Can't wait till we get to the point :marseyhesright: where :marseydrama: the noldor kin slaying was perpetauted by girl boss :!marseytrain:s :marseytrans2: because some writer :marseyshakespeare: heard :marseyjacksparrow: nerds like some heavy :marseysac: metal :marseyvargfinnselfdefense: songs about it.

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Didn't this shit get cancelled because they're making the gollum movie?

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Ty Kaamy, very cool

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