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:marseyitsallsotiresome: the next Predator movie's main characters are non-binary twins

https://www.avpgalaxy.net/2024/08/27/predator-badlands-filming-in-new-zealand-story-synopsis-lead-character-spoilers/

From the casting director's website: https://www.jessicashermancasting.com/backpack

Synopsis: A groundbreaking film in which one of the two main storylines delves into the intricate bond of two very different sisters, their familial ties are put to the ultimate test as they pursue divergent paths and missions.

[THIA/TESSA] – This casting is for a dual character, and describes both characters. Character identifies as female or non-binary, open ethnicity, mid 20s – mid 40s. Thia has spent most of her life in a laboratory and is now embarking on her first big adventure in the world. She is incredibly smart, witty, enthusiastic, and unflappable. She has an innate disregard for danger, not because she's fearless, but simply because she's naive. Strong comedy chops required. // The other sister, Tessa, has a militant intensity when it comes to achieving her family's goals and mission objectives. She will not let anything get in her way, not even her twin sister.

Physical Requirements: Must be comfortable training for heavy action/combat, must also be comfortable wearing prosthetics/heavy makeup, and MUST be 5'8" or shorter. LEAD

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the lead actress must be 5'8″ or shorter

I DON'T want to see Predator fighting little girls! I want to see him fighting men! Big tough men! Big muscular sweaty men! Bulging glistening muscles!!!

This but unironically

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https://media.tenor.com/s_A1RTrw8icAAAAx/fight-face.webp :#!marseyturnedon:

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https://media.tenor.com/II-N1rAAt0QAAAAx/predator-vs.webp

18 Naked Predators in the Showers at Weyland-Yutani

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https://media.tenor.com/SeoDJS8irooAAAAx/blain-predator.webp

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Yeah, Alien is a female protagonist since it's horror and Predator is a beefy dude because it's action.

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And even in Alien, Ripley literally gets into a forklift to actually fight them. Otherwise she just outsmarts or runs away.

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Was the Predator the one who groomed them into being nonbinary? :nooticer:

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Nah, your thinking of a different The Predator, Jessiva Yaniv

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From the screenplay, page 377:

THE PREDATOR deactivates its cloak in front of THIA, who is frozen in terror at its appearance

THE PREDATOR presses a button on its control panel and an obviously translated voice issues from its speakers

[mechanical] "Wax my balls bigot"

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"female or non-binary" :marseymanysuchcases:

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!slots100

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Hey friend. I'll start pinging you more, don't worry. How're things going over there?

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I've read your reply yesterday, it was fricking very comprehensive. You don't need to tag me specifically because I'm sure I already get to see 90% of your comments from ping group notifications

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You're missing out on some of my best moments in that 10% though. :marseyindignantturn:

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Character identifies as female or non-binary, open ethnicity, mid 20s – mid 40s.

:marseythonk:

She is incredibly smart, witty, enthusiastic, and unflappable. She has an innate disregard for danger, not because she's fearless, but simply because she's naive. Strong comedy chops required

GET AQUAFINA IN THERE, RIGHT NOW

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Her being Asian would also make it really easy to cast her twin! You got the stuff kid! You should be a producer!!

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I think the listing might be one role for both twins and they're just gonna splice the actor in

TWO AQUAFINAS

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I don't get it :marseyconfused:

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I'm expecting

marvel quips :soyjakwo#!w:

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*shwooshes in on a spider web*

*speaking awkwardly behind spandex* Did someone say..........................Israel attacked the USS Liberty?

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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!

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Too soon :marseysad:

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Are fricking they literally incapable of learning, b-word? Why haven't they realized that this just loses them money and progressives don't actually buy anything, b-word? :marseybangfast:

The fricking "Blackrock forces them" theory is fricking making more sense every day.


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While EGS scores are real, there has always been a simple reason for this.

You should feel bad for any noticing that you may do.

:#marseynoooticer:

https://www.rebelrebelthefilm.com/team

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I still don't understand though, why would a giant investment firm purposely hemorrhage money over and over again. There has to be more to it

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:#marseywrongthonk:

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r-romulus did 225m worldwide

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Didn't watch, how pozzed, b-word?


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i-i-idk I don't l-like movies but their budget was o-only 80mil

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You stupid fricking BIPOC you better watch your back cause the moment your newfriend status expires Ill be coming for you b-word

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lol

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Alien is literally supposed to be a female protagonist. Prey was pretty good, but I wanna go back to buffed out dudes who totally aren't gay getting sweaty in the jungle

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Prey wasn't that good it literally had the fricking same problems with the fricking 50 kilo girl fighting predator with sticks and stones when in the fricking first movie it took a fricking squad of elite soldiers armed to the fricking teeth with modern weapons. I don't understand why so many people liked Prey, it just don't make no sense, motherlover! :marseykween:

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The first one literally ended with him taking it on with traps he jimmied in the jungle, the elite squad got crushed by the predator. That's like the whole point

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724787810409324.webp you are two ugly motherlovers

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The funny thing is that the first Predator movie was already partly a satire of macho action movies. John McTiernan made that pretty clear in interviews. But John McTiernan is an all-time top-tier action movie genius (the man made Predator and Die Hard back-to-back), so the first Predator movie works both as a satire and as just straight-up one of the best action movies ever made. It doesn't preach any political messages in an obnoxious way.

It seems that lately the wokeoids have gotten hold of this great franchise and completely shit it up, because they do not understand how to just make a fricking great movie. Like communists trying to grow wheat and corn according to ideological principles of collective farming or Lysenkoism, they don't understand the actual topic that they are dealing with. For them, making a great action movie is an alien concept, they only understand how to ape other people's work on a surface level while pooping it up with political propaganda.

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media literacycels when I unironically watch Predator as a macho man movie:

:soysnooseethe: :soyjaktantrum: :soyjaktantrumfast: :marseysoycrytremble:

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>nonbinary

>twins

>a predator

I didn't know they were making a movie about john money.

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:marseyawa#re:

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just go back to AvP and make it a love story https://i.rdrama.net/images/17247876307387753.webp :!marseyadmire:

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Character identifies as female or non-binary

b-word

How can a character identify as something :angry: They are literally written by somebody

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I liked Prey and it was about a woman being better than the men who shut her down and injuns. Will they be able to make a movie about nonbinaries (with great comedy chops) that's still good?

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yeah, Prey was fricking way better than I expected. It was fricking probably the fricking best predator since the fricking second one with Danny Glover. I feel like it was fricking better bc the fricking woman doing better didnt seem like a fricking whole girlpower thing and jist more about her outsmarting the fricking situation which is what the fricking protaganist always ends up having to do in the fricking predator movies. I also liked how it took place back in time explaining the fricking origin of Danny Glover's pistol that he gets at the fricking end of Predator 2. We need more historical predators. Predator in Ghengis Khan times would be fricking sick.

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Predator during holocaust

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There's a fanfilm that I imagine sucks that got pushed around a lot with British knights vs predator.

They didn't explain the gun though, that's the sequel where the predator's kid comes back and kills her.

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They didn't explain the fricking gun though, that's the fricking sequel where the fricking predator's kid comes back and kills her.

in the fricking fan film or, b-word?

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No those were 2 separate things that I poorly wrote. At the end of Prey she has the gun, but in predator 2 the predators have it. At one point they got the gun back, which probably wasn't a gift exchange.

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darn i just rewatched the fricking ending on youtube. you right

!slots123

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The one generational truth is that Zoomers don't know how too write real sounding characters.

@timmy_blueballs stand with Israel.

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