EFFORTPOST Star Trek DS9 Season 1 Reviews: Duet and In the Hands of the Prophets

Duet

A unscheduled spaceship asks for docking permission at DS9 and, in what seems to me a massively wasteful use of resources, Kira (second in command of the station remember) deals with the request. This is how she hears that the ship has an emergency case of Space AIDS (not really, obviously, but I just got done in the last post claiming that a 1970s British multi-instrumentalist and songwriter was murdering people in space so you'll forgive my lack of exact details). Only survivors of one of Cardassia's most awful mines during the occupation (which we will hitherto call Michigan Mine cos apparently the air quality was so bad it gave everyone AIDS). Kira skips down to the infirmary to greet a brave survivor of the occupation to be greeted by this cheeky chappie:

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He's obviously one of the guards from the camp and, as Kira tearfully explains to Sisko, those guys did a few too many of the old Nanjing Massacre recreation activities during their time in Michigan. This one is called Maritza and is played by Harris Yulin, an incredibly prolific character actor- if you don't recognise the name you'd recognise his face from one of his many, many movie roles. I've always remembered him best for his role as the corrupt pig in Scarface who was cocky enough to think Tony Montana wouldn't shoot him:

Although Maritza claims to have a different sickness, Bashir confirms it's definitely Michigan AIDS and Kira goes all Simon Weistental in her quest to see him hang. Sisko's reluctance to bend the law in order to hold the man on circumstantial evidence threatens to cause a diplomatic incident with both the Bajorans and the Cardassians and he's forced to give Kira 26 hours (one Bajor day, remember) to wring a confession out of the guy.

Sisko gets a call from his predecessor Gul Dukat...

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Remember him? Yeah this is only the second time he's appeared in the series, believe it or not. Season 2 will see him appear far more prominently but, until now, he really hasn't played a large role.

Now, the rest of the episode is basically a series of one-on-one interrogations where Kira tries to prove that Maritza was actually the commander of the camp and was therefore responsible for everything that happened there and Martiza both denies it openly but also implies she's right and mocks her for not being able to prove it. These scenes are largely played straight without much in the way of special effects, location changes or other cast getting in the way- hence 'Duet'.

It's very strong stuff and gives Nana Visitor a lot of chances to prove her acting chops (which are considerable- everyone's just going to have to accept that I am going to simp hard for Visitor from now on because she's hot and talented AND I LIKE HER HAIR OK? I have been traumatised in recent years by the :marseytrain2: genocide of tomboys and I like to return to the 90s when boyish girls were loved and cherished and not hoodwinked into cutting their tits off*).

This episode reminds me of TNG's 'The Measure of a Man' in as much as it's a strong script presented plainly with very strong performances without needing a bunch of expensive vidual effects or the fricking camera rolling around on a fricking skateboard like modern Trek. The ending is a bit contrived (Maritza turns out to be the camp clerk who was too scared to stop the atrocities and wants to set himself up as a great villain to provide the Bajorans with a sense of justice and to publicize the massacre across the quadrant to stop the Carsassian revisionist history from burying it- Kira goes from hating him to feeling pity for him) but the road there is well worth travelling and it does a lot to explore the Bajoran and Cardassian attitude to the occupation and their relationship with each other. Having established that he's actually innocent- and a Bajoran sympathiser to boot- Kira escorts Maritza to his ship but, along the way he is attacked and killed by a Bajoran- not because he was a war criminal but simply because he was a Cardassian.

Ahhhhhhh

No seriously- it's good. Just falls apart a bit at the end.

*This was a sperg out and I'm sorry. I'm going to remember that obssessing about trains helped elect Dumpf and his gaggle of neo-lib Jeet-entusiasts.

In the Hands of the Prophets

So last episode re-introduced Gul Dukat. Lets meet another one of the DS9 rogues' gallery for the finalé of Season 1...

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Vedek Winn is a religious fundamentalist and one of two Vedeks (like bishops) in line to become the next Kai (like the pope). Literally the first thing she does upon arriving on the station is shut Keiko the frick up and shut down her stupid school.

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So far she's a very sympathetic villain. Winn's issue with the school is that it's teaching the kids, specifically the Bajoran kids, that the Celestial Temple is just an artificial wormhole and the Prophets are merely aliens.

Now this is some real Star Trek shit. The general disdain for religion and the repeated debunking of supposed "Gods" has been a cornerstone of this show from it's earliest days.

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DS9 would tackle things differently- the Prophets are, essentially, just very advanced aliens... one theory posits them as what the Bajorans will eventually become although this idea has some issues and also it's a rip-off of the ultimate fate of humanity in Babylon 5...

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...but since when has DS9 ripping-off Babylon 5 ever been something new?

Anyway, as I was saying- although the Prophets are just aliens to the Federation, DS9's writers never undermine the religious beliefs of the Bajorans: they are gods to them and they literally do all the god shit that gods are supposed to do. Similarly, just because Winn is an extremist that doesn't mean her religion is entirely bad or wrong.

To compound Keiko's problems, Miles is finding himself quite enamoured of his Bajoran assistant. She has actually been in a couple of episodes before this one but here she's given a lot more to say and do- she's smart, competent and she keeps sticking her tits in his face all the time.

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Anyway, after all the shit Winn's been stirring, someone bombs the ( by luck, empty) school...

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Remember how I said Winn was one of the Vedeks in the running to be the next Kai? The other one is Vedek Bariel.

You may recognise Robert Anglim as the younger priest guy (who wasn't Richard Chamberlain) from The Thorn Birds. Maybe you don't- he was later in the series after Rachel Ward and Brian Brown weren't in it. Bariel is the moderate candidate and Sisko tries topersuade him to come to the station to try and offset the violence.

He eventually agrees and arranges a photo-op with Winn- "let us stand together against this violence" he says- when Tits McWrinklenose tries to shoot him but is intercepted by Sisko doing a slow motion dive. He even gives us a slow motion "NOOOOOOOOO!" when he does it which is pretty funny. I actually don't want to undermine this scene- it's a heck of a climax.

Ahhhhhhh

Note the Bajoran special-needs clapping as Bariel does his rock-star priest act.

OK straight off- Louise Fletcher as Winn is fricking amazing. The passive aggressive shit she pulled as Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Works even better here where she ties it to smiley insincere religious doubletalk. I know the Oscars is bullshit, and I guess some of the schizo dramatards think the Academy a cabal of old libertarianphile Jews handing out awards for whatever shit they think will most destabilise the midwest, but Fletcher's Oscar deserves to be celebrated and is a badge of her talent. Let's just have a bit of that now...

Yeah, that's Brad Dourif- voice of Chucky and another Star Trek alumni.

Bajoran extremist shenanigans will kick off season 2 and Winn will be back in action, this time allying herself with multiple Tony Award winner Frank Langella (The Tony's are the stage Oscars but even more gay).

DS9 will return... maybe even in the new SciFi hole, who knows?

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DS9 fricking sucks by trek standards

!trekkies fight me


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Everyone knows DS9 is the worst of the old shit

They literally never go anywhere

They don't even have a good Data clone trope like 7 of 9 or The Doctor

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Everyone insists to me that DS9 is not only good, but the BEST? Even better than TNG?????

It's not even good by normal standards unrelated to TOS and TNG, it's just an utterly underwhelming tv show period. It has a few really solid episodes but that's IT. It's SHIT as a trek.


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The only thing really good about DS9 was that episode where O'Brien literally was tortured for 40 years straight and then it turned out to be a simulation but he was just told to suck it up and deal with it even though it was like 100,000 thousand times worse when Picard was tortured by the Cardassians into seeing 5 lights.

Anyone who thinks it's better than TNG or even Voyager is r-slurred

!deathtomicks

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The only thing they had going for them was Andy Robinson as Garak. Garrick obviously.

They were supposed to be the darker, edgier basically "frick Gene Roddenberry and his orders to writers shortly before he died".

But these people were not dark and edgy. They constantly whined about how they wished they worked LA Law instead.

You want dark and edgy. Give me a hacksaw.

There's a huge overlap in good writers between Miami Vice, TNG, and 24. Why? What's their MO? Their MO is that they're good.

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name the time and place :marseywinner: :marseys#teaming:

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Babylon 5 is DS9 but superior in every way.

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I'm not going to downmarsey you- merely pity you.

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!tramakkies

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Yeah, we're skipping that one.

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Duet is the very definition of kino.

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We really need a Winn marsey, her character is so good. :marseyhillary:

What's your favorite episode? Mine's The Visitor. :marseywatchingtv:

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the visitor is peak television and rip tony todd he makes me weep with that performance

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Has to be In The Pale Moonlight... or Improbable Cause... The Die Is Cast maybe, IDK

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Nice recap, these are some of the better episodes of season 1. O'Brian has the accidental white boy swagger that keeps pulling all the alien babes. He's basically the anti-La Forge!

!trekkies

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Duet was a great episode, one of my favorites and a bottle episode too

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Duet is truly a banger. My favorite episode is Pale Moonlight, followed by any episode that has to do with Section 31.

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Chicks love Micks.

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I can't remember if this is canon, but doesn't Geordi end up marrying Leah Brahms like 20 years later? Makes all his struggles totally fricking worth it. Susan Gibney was the hottest actress in Star Trek after Barbara Luna. (She also played Captain Benteen in DS9 and was seriously considered to play Janeway.)

white boy

We're called micks, thank you very much. :marseysmughipskorean: (Imagine this but with some kind of leprechaun outfit on instead.)

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I love Duet so much. Yulin's performance - especially when Kira figures him out - is one of my favorite Trek clips.

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Do a meme ranking of all the best characters when you complete the card as I think Garak will be up there in s tier

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Louise Fletcher made the best Trek villain.

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it's a rip-off of the ultimate fate of humanity in Babylon 5

Assension was definately first conceived in Babylon 5 :marseyeyeroll:

@Redactor0 come educate this nerd.

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I don't believe in the DS9-B5 war. I've worked on this kind of shit and you're so fricking exhausted the last thing you have the energy to do is rip off someone else, unless it's like Shakespeare ripping off Boccacio from a century earlier.

Assension

I don't find any evidence of an episode called "Ascension" written in my century. Am I having a stroke? (Please God make this true so my pathetic elderly life can end and I don't have to keep fiddling with my phone to play more Blues Traveler songs.)

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Isn't that what I wrote?

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I punched her in the face. She was a disgusting person to look at and smelled, and she's obviously an entitled, ignorant redneck. It was easy, because she kept saying 'I'm doing a PhD, I'm doing a PhD!', and I just kept replying, "Yes, we all know that, but what are you doing? What is your degree in? Are you going to get another one?" She kept saying "I'm doing a PhD" over and over.

And in the end I walked out and said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay here, redneck."

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Starfield > Star Trek

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