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MATRIX STRAGS! Why didn't Tank return for The Matrix sequels? He got " lowballed " :marseyairquotes: also he went loco :marseyhacker: and was arrested or something in 2000 for making terrorist threats against WB and The WatchOutSkis. He now has also come out of the closet and states the The :marseytrain: Tyranny Brothers threatened to KILL HIM!

https://web.archive.org/web/20021013095738/http://www.boycottthematrix.com/advocate.htm

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https://screenrant.com/matrix-sequels-tank-marcus-chong-not-return-reason/

After playing such an integral role in The Matrix, Tank (Marcus Chong, adopted son of Tommy Chong) didn't appear in either of the sequels, The Matrix Reloaded or The Matrix Revolutions, with many viewers wondering why. As the operator of the Nebuchadnezzar, Tank plays a pretty crucial role on the team in the first movie, making his disappearance surprising. That's especially true due to the fact Tank was one of the few Nebuchadnezzar crew members to even survive Cypher's betrayal of his comrades. In 2003's The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Tank is instead replaced by his brother-in-law, Link (Harold Perrineau Jr).

It's explained in-universe that Tank died sometime after the first Matrix movie, though no cause is given. It's a simple explanation hiding a complicated behind-the-scenes story. The real reason Tank didn't come back for the admittedly quite divisive Matrix sequels was a conflict between actor Marcus Chong and the producers. Said conflict got incredibly heated, leading to legal battles, and Chong making shocking allegations against his former colleagues and bosses. Needless to say, Chong's career has never truly recovered.

TLDR for the original matrix he got paid $75k (in 1999 is worth approx. $142k today) and for the sequel demanded the same pay as the other 3 or 4 main characters who actually survived the first matrix movie too lol who were all offered like a million ( approx. $1.9 million today) but they refused to pay him more than 400k (approx. $757k today)

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While Tank died in the canon The Matrix timeline, there was a behind-the-scenes reason for this creative decision. In 2003, Chong filed a lawsuit against Warner Bros/AOL Time Warner, claiming that there was a verbal agreement from 1998 and a contract signed in 2000 that guaranteed him a place in the sequel movies. Warner offered him $400,000 for The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions, and he wanted to get $1 million, and Chong wouldn't budge (via entertainment.ie).

The lawsuit included claims of defamation, stating that the producers tried to paint him as a terrorist. In October 2000, Chong was arrested for making threatening phone calls to Warner Bros and writer-directors the Wachowskis over his being written out of the movie. He even went as far as claiming he was being blackballed in the industry by the producers. Chong hasn't been in many movies since The Matrix — which may hint that he is difficult to work with.

Beyond all of this was a website I never heard of probably made by Chong and is a goldmine of sneed lmao

www.boycottthematrix.com

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As a result of all this drama, Chong's last real feature film was in "The Crow: Wicked Prayer" starring washed up actors Edward Furlong (John Conner T2), Tara Reid (American Pie), and David Boreanaz (Buffy TV show)

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(Despite being a fan of the original "The Crow" Brandon Lee movie, I have never even heard of this crow movie until now but I will give every dramatard 1 gold award who has suffered through it and educates me on how terrible it is)

Anyway I have no idea wtf this r-slur has been doing for 15 years after sperging out, but I found his youtube account were he paints a crazy picture and if you skip to the last few seconds claims The Whack-out-ski Sister threatened to transition him, to the grave. :marseyskull:

Now that you have seen all the evidence :marseygiggle:

Please judge, who was right here:

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!kino !oldstrags !effortposters Read post, neighbors

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prizes include gold for anyone who gives me personal impressions from suffering through The Crow: Wicked Prayer

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Kill effortposters

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Welcome back and nice to see you too babe :marseyembrace:

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:#marseyflirt:

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Haven't seen the crow but here are my impressions anyway.

It was SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Honestly that was the best summary I've read all day, I haven't seen it either.

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i hate anime so much

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Um excuse me?

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You dropped this

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Tommy Chong's daughter is the chick from Commando. Her mom's name? You guessed it: Maxine SNEED

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:#marseyemojilaugh::#marseyemojilaugh::#marseyemojilaugh:

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>the older sister of drummer Floyd Sneed

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I CAN'T SNEED

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I'm sticking with Chong because Tank was the heart of that movie.

Tank trained Neo, Tank had the strongest bond to Morpheus, Tank told us about Zion, Tank's brother died and he saved everyone by killing Cipher, Tank delivers "I knew it, he is the one". Every emotional beat of that movie was Tank, and Chong played it perfectly.

The entire plot line they made to replace him was r-slurred and the new pilot was terrible.

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Link was a good character and the actor was great on ER.

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Link brought nothing to the movie other than a way to explain why Tank is missing.

If you list the characters from the first movie, then include Link, Link is easily the weakest character.

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Link was the only one with a family and a direct link (heh) to Zion. None of the other characters had anyone waiting on the home front. Plus with all of the alive characters at the end of the first movie being Neo Believers, it was good that there was a character who was skeptical, but sympathetic. Maybe Tank could fit the bill on the first point, but I feel Dozer's death would cut into the "immediate" drama.

You'd be insane to say that Link isn't a better character than Switch or fricking Apoc.

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Switch's "Not like this" line was one of the more impactful moments of the film.

Apoc was a neutral character, while I actively disliked Link.

"where's my kitty" - r-slurred

Link throwing up his arms like a sperg when Neo makes his catch - more r-slurred. It's like they were trying to appeal to children with his character. Maybe that's why you liked him.

That's all Link did. He's the worst character in the entire trilogy.

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Counterpoint: you're gay and r-slurred.

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You watch ER, so you are clearly a homosexual.

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I watch ER because I'm a cool dude with an appreciation for peak 90's TV. Nurse Hathaway doesn't hurt either...

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Ya sure, you watched it for George Clooney.

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That website is truly beautiful. It reminds me how much we lost with all the big sites like Reddit, Groomercord, Xitter and such gobbling up most of internet discourse. Maybe without this centralization every school shooter manifesto would come in form of an original shitty webpage instead of a boring google docs document.

Anyhow.

How did he get those numbers?

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Did he add his performance up with that of his replacement? Was Tank2 in so many scenes in the sequels?

50+ pages when main antagonist has 35, lol.

Was Tank secretly the main character?

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Yeah Link was in the sequel movies a lot, probably too much because a lot of his focused scenes were in Zion and Zion was shitty.


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Exactly what I'm talking about ahahahaha

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Marcus made a documentary about what happened. The last 4 minutes are absolute kino.

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!commenters holy shit this is fricking gold

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@Aevann please approve Executive Order #133780085 to award 50k to the person who gets Marcus Chong to make an rDrama account

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The matrix 3 wasnt that bad. It had some shit moments but the wachowski style was still there.

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yea yea I know why you like it

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!nooticers

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If your watching the matrix and your not thinking about your dad fricking you in the butt, your doing it wrong

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Yea that was the inspiration for Marcus's dad's last Cheech and Chong Album, "Get Out of My Room"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Out_of_My_Room

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Im watching the matrix and my dad is in the room with me :marseyaware: :marseyaware: :marseyaware:

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ur dad rn

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My dad was in the matrix 2 and 3, he was one of the 40 robots that died after Neo hit the red pill

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idk who that is, but sure

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Lmao hes in all the comments replying under :marseyhandsup: a fake username "miltonkiller707"

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So the studio low balled him and he went crazy? Maybe he should have smoke some of his dads weed to calm down.

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agreed, his career went up in smoke

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Oh, "The Crow: Wicked Prayer" is a real gem... if you enjoy watching a train wreck in slow motion. Critics have not been kind to this one. It's been described as "dull, poorly executed, and laughably stupid". The plot is a bizarre mix of ex-cons, satanists, and a resurrection ceremony that somehow manages to be both incoherent and painfully predictable. The performances? Let's just say Edward Furlong as the lead was a choice, but not necessarily a good one. If you ever wanted to see Dennis Hopper awkwardly use slang like "Homie" and "Mack daddy," this is your chance. Overall, it's a film that tries too hard while making no effort whatsoever. Enjoy the cringe!

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@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS MST3K-esq orgy watch party please

There's zero chance we get copyright struck on a movie this bad that made negative money

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Thanks, i used the coins to give you the shit award.

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Its a terrible gpt response too, im not watching shit movies.

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>"Larry said if you dont do these sequels we'll kill you"

Well he didnt, and they didnt :marseyfingerwords: kill him

so whats :marseyhey: he whining about

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You forgot the most important poll option. :marseysmughips:

Unrelated, but David Boreanaz doesn't deserve to be lumped in with losers like Edward Furlong and Tara Reid. After Buffy/Angel, he was on Bones for twelve seasons and SEAL Team for seven seasons. Not great shows, admittedly, but calling the male lead of three different long-running network television series "washed up" clearly isn't accurate, especially when the most recent one just ended a few months ago. :marseytv:

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David Boreanaz doesn't deserve to be lumped in

Unironically true, apologies. :marseykneel:

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Generate a review of 'The Crow: Wicked Prayer'. Two paragraphs, sarcastic tone, mention cats, insert references to homosexual acts.

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@DeadCat already did something similar I'm afraid.

Although, if you go through with this we can see who is the better prompter here.

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The Crow: Wicked Prayer is the fourth installment in the Crow series, and it struggles to recapture the haunting intensity of the original. Set in the desert, the film follows a man named Jimmy Cuervo, brought back to life by a mystical crow to seek vengeance against a gang of Satan-worshiping criminals. While the premise still carries the emotional weight and themes of revenge that the franchise is known for, Wicked Prayer falters in execution. The performances, particularly from lead Edward Furlong, feel flat, and the storyline is bogged down by too many supernatural elements that don't quite gel. The film's aesthetic, however, does have its moments, with some striking visuals that convey a grim, gritty world, but it lacks the deep, poetic atmosphere that made the original film so iconic.

Amid the chaos and violence, there is a peculiar moment when the crow itself plays a key role in the story, reflecting the mystical power that drives the film's narrative. However, the film's more unexpected and subtle touches—like a few appearances by stray cats—add an eerie atmosphere to the desolate setting. Cats have always been symbols of mystery and independence, and in this context, they add an unsettling layer to the film's supernatural tone. Unfortunately, these moments of intrigue aren't enough to elevate Wicked Prayer beyond being a forgettable entry in the Crow series, as it ultimately feels more like a failed experiment than a worthy sequel.

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:#marseywords:

I don't want to be rude or insensitive, and in no way diminish your efforts, but you fricking lose big time nigga.

Look what your competition produced. On point, witty, and digestible. For you the AI shat out the most lazy half-assed summary it could and decided to integrate the cat element, by saying "cats are in this movie, and cats are mysterious or something". And the homosexual references are so subtle I'm pretty sure they don't exist.

I rate it IGN's 7/10.

Edit: And what happened to the sarcasm?

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You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

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Oh whoops copied wrong text :marseyteehee:

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I'm going to be real, it's been so long since I watched The Matrix, I don't remember his character at all.


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I rewatched last week in 4k mainly because I meant to watch one scene and then needed to rewatch the whole thing because it's kino lol

tbf he does a great job in the movie, and I remember being annoyed he wasn't in the shitty sequel

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Because he's a secret Menendez bro.. from the future.

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Still mad about a movie from the last century

In the wise words of longpostbot:

"STILL UNEMPLOYED THEN?"

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Best summary :marseykneel:

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It was weird how his character was born outside the Matrix, but he made a bunch of pop-culture references in his dialogue. How did he learn all that shit, through the ship's viewscreens?

Reloaded and Revolutions are overhated, they don't reach the sublime level of the first one, but it all forms a pretty cohesive and entertaining package. I always stop to watch any of them when they're on TV.

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but he made a bunch of pop-culture references in his dialogue. How did he learn all that shit, through the ship's viewscreens?

He's a classic Zionist with no holes :marseyshapiro:

Reloaded and Revolutions are overhated

Not wrong, soundtrack was still pretty good, but it's just so clumsy by comparison. I've never been able to rewatch more than once or twice but have seen the og one like a dozen times and its still gud

:stoningpills#!::marseyb#oomer: :stoningp#ills:

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I liked the matrix 2 and 3, I refuse the watch the frick you one they made recently though.

Just disrespectful to fans :marseyindignant: no it wasn't a funny meta commentary

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agreed king, it was painful to watch

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(Despite being a fan of the original "The Crow" Brandon Lee movie, I have never even heard of this crow movie until now but I will give every dramatard 1 gold award who has suffered through it and educates me on how terrible it is)

Did you see the Crow TV series?

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lol nah just city of angels come to think on it, any good?

I heard the new one sucked hard too but that was expected

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IIRC it was just the original movie as a low-budget TV series filmed in Canadian alleys/parking lots/abandoned power plants/warehouses. Half of it is on Youtube, but not the episode with a Linkin Park demo from before Chester joined the band.

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The Wachowskis have apparently recast the 'uppity black actor' a couple more times since then, I believe with Sense8 and with not even asking Laurence Fishburne about the 4th Matrix, so they have racist :marseytrain2: form.

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