Jurassic World Rebirth | Official Trailer - YouTube

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jan5CFWs9ic

!dinochads we're so fricking back :marseyletsgo:

BACK ON AN ISLAND WITH DINOS NONE OF THIS "OF LETS COEXIST IN NYC SHIT"

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Ahahaha they are trying to put this in theatres?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738764876J20M2WnZZquvNw.webp

oh no did they actually do this r-slurred idea from like 25 years ago

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738764876Ho74iAoeh4wEag.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738764876RGUyTQZkMM6hwQ.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738769209N-c6YZaXiBv2nA.webp

so its generic giant monster movie plus dinos...i havent watched one of these since crisp ratt tamed the bird dinos...

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the trex is gonna save the day isnt it...maybe a trex and a few other tamed dinos...i just remembered the "need more teeth" line from the other movie...

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Probably? Before the reboot and maybe even the OG JP3 there were rumors on a now defunct JP messaging board about turning the Dino's into weapons for a movie.

So there's precedent!

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It's a fricking Cloverfield monster :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738765511XDx7pn41KmFDOQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738765511QtOtVKF3cpIE_Q.webp

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I would rather have this than a dino movie where 80% takes place in a fricking mansion

:marseyindi#gnantturn:

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:marseyraging#:

I hate this stupid plotline so much. It's always trash and it's always a dumb idea but the writers just can't help themselves because military bad.

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Homunculus Rex.

Those films add those monster dinosaurs because they are not creative enough to make normal ones interesting.

And then still fail to be interesting.

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Best part of Jurassic Park book was the based codecel cutting corners to deliver everything.

:marseynerd2: "find 238 dinos"

:marseysnappy: "238 dinos found"

:marseysoylentgrin: Everything's great, boss!

:marseysuit: "okay now find 239"

:marseysnappy: "239 dinos found"

:marseyworried:

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Okay, now find 239

:spee#chbubble:

https://media.tenor.com/JlOU7Xg4tsYAAAAx/goldblum-sexy.webp

i think it was malcom, i forget tbh

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NOT WATCHING UNLESS THEY HAVE TRANS GOCKASAUROUS.

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THERE ARE NO MALE DINOS. WE CONTROL THEIR HORMONES AT THE GENETIC LEVEL

NO POONASAURUS TPD

:mar#seytrollgun:

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I thought it sounded a lot like the Lost World script, and apparently it was written by the same guy who wrote that (and JP1). There's even a young kid along for the dangerous ride

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koepp#Filmography

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"Get this. Instead of rebooting Jurassic Park....we'll reboot The Lost World!" - A studio exec somewhere

:#marseyrick:

But joking aside, it does read like a Lost World reboot + some book things

  • Going to the other island where the original creation took place

  • Collecting DNA instead of eggs (sub plot in 2nd book, although eggs are mention in the trailer at one point)

  • Dinos deemed "to dangerous" (those who know know)

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LAMO they replaced Chud Chirs Pratt with !girlboss Johannesburg!! :xd:

Carp makes good betting threads apparently :marseyitsrigged:

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Its going to be shit

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When was the last good one?

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The first one.

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Exactly. They've never had a good sequel (except the bit with the caravan going off a cliff in The Lost World).

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:#donkeykongflex:

Snapshots:

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