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President Ross has left the the hulk buster life behind. He's now a greying aging president who needs pills before every speech. He talks about togetherness, progress, and building the future better, while US allies mock him for being weak and indecisive. He ultimately resigns from office after being tainted with a massive scandal for the good of the nation.
Shockingly President Hulk is not a Trump allegory like many seething critics claimed, but in fact Joe Biden, which helps explain Harrison Ford's especially lethargic performance. Beyond this funny reveal the movie is mostly a bland take on the Manchurian Candidate concept with above average action for MCU standards. The film kinda flirts with the black communities hatred of Biden and Kamala but has the black guy sleeper president hulk imprisoned forgive him at the end so its okay i guess.
Captain America has a zoomer sidekick who says fr alot and other zoomerisms and there is still cringe MCU script humor.
Overall its a mediocre 5/10. Movie bob was right !bobmob this movie is about as good as Captain America Civil war and other MCU movies the only difference is political sneed is causing critics to actually rate these movies accurately for once. Its a 5/10 and most MCU movies fall in the 4-6 range 
!kino for my money the worst marvel movies is The Avengers, a near plotness movie with no charm, character development or theme. A mindless series of mediocre fight scenes with some truly ugly color grading which makes everything look faker then a tv cop drama.
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bad take. it was a pretty good movie with good characters that most people care about and plot that makes sense with good pacing
which is basically everything black captain lame new world wasn't
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The plot of the Avengers is "uh bad guy who is just bad summons evil aliens and good guys punch the aliens hard" and everyone acts like the same snarky SNL parody. I can see why someone who thinks this is good would also find a mediocre version of The Manchurian Candidate with a big punchy guy too complex.
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Marvelshit villains are so darn weak lmao, they get defeated with a nuclear weapon but we're suppose to believe le quirky superheroes are necessary when a fighter jet could have done the job.
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The military's solution was to nuke NY itself while Iron Man was the one to direct it at the actual aliens.
It's a demonstration of differences in morality. A perfect moment of visual storytelling for the independent, Randian, Nietzschean, corn syrup refusing, anti-christ hating Uber-Man philosophy that serves as a basis for the entire MCU
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The villain of this movie is super lame. Hes some guy who had gamma ray exposure which causes his brain to mutate so hes super smart and does statistical game there for everything but its just used as an excuse for the story rather then anything cool.
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I didn't say it was a good plot, I just said it was a plot that makes sense. Meanwhile the new captain america film is like 3 movies messily put together so the plot is barely coherent
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the new one makes sense. It's just bad guy brainwashes people to set a plan in motion to humiliate the president who abused him. Its like 2 steps more complicated then bad guy try to destroy world because bad. It's way simpler then endgame lol and soys love that convoluted POS. General audiences are cooked if this is too much for them.
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We are now living in phase to hate any new marvel movie because we cool and previous marvel movies were goats despite being as shit as new one. A lot hate the movie just because falcon is now captain America and it's Disney DEI despite falcon becoming captain burger like in 2000.
So this movie had never a chance. A movie that can now success is sydney sweeney playing some bikini heroe because true master race Arian (India) who control racist account on instagram will love this movie
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Normies don't give a frick about who the falcon is or about comicshit lorerino, he could be white and it wouldn't make a difference, at the end of the day he's just a sidekick and nothing more. Chris Evans was Captain America and they don't buy a replacement.
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I guess things ain't that bad
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Wrong wrong wrong, Falcon became Captain America in middle 2010s after Feigay assumed control over Marvel Comics and explicitly asked them to do DEI comics so he can adapt them 10 years later. In late 2000s, Bucky was brought back as Winter Soldier then given Captain America mantle.
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I enjoyed the first Avengers film, the same goes for civil war. They are not high brow cinema, but as far as superhero slop goes they were entertaining. They had good pacing, and I found the characters good enough for me to be intersted. Plot? Well, I liked the ending for Civil War. Not much to say about the rest.
I agree on color grading being shit, but I'm of the opinion that all Marvel films look bad without exception.
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That's 90% of the MCU films
So this slop is not even "so bad it's good", it's just Capeshit 35 but general audiences are tired
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You should watch Transformers One
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Was there any explanation of the instant brainwash tech?
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Just conditioning people and then using flashing lights tailored to their brain chemistry. Its just sci fi malarkey
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why is hulk red?
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cause Thaddeus ross turns red when exposed to gamma radiation when hes mad. BIDEN SMASH PUTIN BIDEN SAVE LEGACY WITH UKRAINE WAR
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but gamma is green, why he turn red?
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Oh so there's an bad hulk and he's red so you know he's really evil? Oh wow very interesting I wonder wh-
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Actually hes biden so hes a good guy hes just a little flawed and needs to resign so kamala can take over
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