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President Ross has left the the hulk buster life behind. He's now a greying aging president who needs pills before every speech. He talks about togetherness, progress, and building the future better, while US allies mock him for being weak and indecisive. He ultimately resigns from office after being tainted with a massive scandal for the good of the nation.
Shockingly President Hulk is not a Trump allegory like many seething critics claimed, but in fact Joe Biden, which helps explain Harrison Ford's especially lethargic performance. Beyond this funny reveal the movie is mostly a bland take on the Manchurian Candidate concept with above average action for MCU standards. The film kinda flirts with the black communities hatred of Biden and Kamala but has the black guy sleeper president hulk imprisoned forgive him at the end so its okay i guess.
Captain America has a zoomer sidekick who says fr alot and other zoomerisms and there is still cringe MCU script humor.
Overall its a mediocre 5/10. Movie bob was right !bobmob this movie is about as good as Captain America Civil war and other MCU movies the only difference is political sneed is causing critics to actually rate these movies accurately for once. Its a 5/10 and most MCU movies fall in the 4-6 range 
!kino for my money the worst marvel movies is The Avengers, a near plotness movie with no charm, character development or theme. A mindless series of mediocre fight scenes with some truly ugly color grading which makes everything look faker then a tv cop drama.
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We are now living in phase to hate any new marvel movie because we cool and previous marvel movies were goats despite being as shit as new one. A lot hate the movie just because falcon is now captain America and it's Disney DEI despite falcon becoming captain burger like in 2000.
So this movie had never a chance. A movie that can now success is sydney sweeney playing some bikini heroe because true master race Arian (India) who control racist account on instagram will love this movie
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Normies don't give a frick about who the falcon is or about comicshit lorerino, he could be white and it wouldn't make a difference, at the end of the day he's just a sidekick and nothing more. Chris Evans was Captain America and they don't buy a replacement.
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I guess things ain't that bad
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Wrong wrong wrong, Falcon became Captain America in middle 2010s after Feigay assumed control over Marvel Comics and explicitly asked them to do DEI comics so he can adapt them 10 years later. In late 2000s, Bucky was brought back as Winter Soldier then given Captain America mantle.
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