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OCD as presented in "Monk"

TV OCD: Monk wonts you to move a table. LOL.

IRL OCD: Your ex-gf who now is married an has kids... what if she feels bad about how our relationship ended several years ago? Yeah, she probably doesn't even remember you but let's think about this. No, you're trying to deflect by thinking about other girls. We're going to keep thinking about this completely irrational idea every 10 seconds.

Me: WTF no? She wouldn't want that? Where are you even coming from?

TV OCD: Monk, isn't it hillarious that you did something weird and neurodivergent?

IRL OCD: Have you considered suicide? I can give you some options. In fact, I have a plan laid out for you....

Me: We're not to that point yet.

IRL OCD: Remember how you're a burden on your parents?

Me: Yes. We've been through this before.

IRL OCD: Well we're gonna talk about it again every 10 seconds for the rest of your life. Over and over and over...

TV OCD: I'm Tony Shalhoub and I'm gonna be a peepeehead to everyone and that's funny if you're an r-slur.

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You don't have ocd

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You have massive cute twink syndrome.

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You infected me by making this post

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I don't think that's historically accurate. :marseysmughipskorean:

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Marc Summers, beloved host of Nickelodeon's Double Dare, suffers from OCD and germaphobia. He detested the green slime, but put on a brave face.

Every day heroes, folks. Every day heroes.

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Let's do the math here:

You know how some Nickolodeon child molester looked at feet.

I didn't even have cable as a a kid and I would had have been literally beaten if I watched that kind of content.

That makes you.... less of a child molester than me?

:#marseythinkorino:

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I'm just a Marc Summers enjoyer.

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I'll enjoy something that happens to him. :marseythumbsup:

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Oh shit you're actually r-slurred?

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I've been here for like 8 years and you're just realizing this now?

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No i know you say r-slurred shit all the time. I call you out on it when you're being particularly egregious, but i didn't think you'd actually admit that you're an r-slur in public.

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In another post today I admitted I'm an RPG Codex user. I have no shame.

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Monk is good so shut the frick up.

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You never watched Castle, did you?

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psych supremacy

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Have you tried paxil, it shut my OCD (pure O) up pretty well. Still get stuck ruminating a few times a day but I can usually disengage and get back to work or whatever I'm doing.

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What you're not understanding is: I won't get better.

God is telling you over and over that you are worthless. You can't fight. You will never be airborne.

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Just start cutting yourself. You can channel all your anxienty into this and your mind will become free and placid.

Try it out, you'll get super powers and free tattoos.

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This is NOT historically accurate. I don't even believe he's arguing in good faith.

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Fine, didnt want your blood anyway.

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Wait, thinking about killing yourself every ten seconds is OCD?

:#doubtspin:

(also Bones > Castle)

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OMFG Castle is the far superior mix of rom-com. It ain't Hong Sisters or any Korean or Japanese romcom but it's better than what Old Man Redactor called "Boned".

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Captain Mal is more charismatic than Angel, but Neurodivergent Archeologist is ten times better than Detective Interchangeable WW.

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Located a MASSIVE CUTE TWINK who does not watch k-dramas. :marseyyikes:

Also you probably don't do that last stage in BF4 where you're assaulting the North Korean place.

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I've only ever played BF: Bad Company 2. Oh and a bit of the Nam expansion.

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Everyone always says that's the best. I wasn't doing FPSs during that time tho. It's kind of like if you were into violence in the ~1BC era and were just totally lost by the whole Jesus scene.

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I don't think thats OCD. I think that you might be a little sissy baby

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Tee hee hee member when buffalo bill plays the tard wrangler detective :pepohehe:

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Now do Lena Dunham OCD on Girls. It's so quirky and dramatic.

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I can't because.... I don't want to say this but...

She was never attractive.

And I ain't picky. If you're asian and... well... that's about it, you're good enough for me.

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It's a good show!

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:#marseymarcuswave:

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