Maybe Hollywood isn't as bereft of ideas as I thought.

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Starfucked makeme/famous where were you when Hot Fuss hit the second tower 12d ago #7977969

I still want a kill where an obese guy sits on an office chair and the seat breaks around the base and he gets popsicled. Would be considered a legendary scene. Get shared at offices. Become a whole thing.

Maybe just have a whole movie where they're all obese and stuff keeps mysteriously breaking and they have an oddly low survivability.

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Brony UNDER/TALE get a load of THIS hornses butt. Starfucked 12d ago #7978185

There's a chinese video of that and it just goes up his butt and he walks it off

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Starfucked makeme/famous where were you when Hot Fuss hit the second tower Brony 12d ago #7978313

That's appropriate for cheap Chinese chairs. Final Destination would have it slow motion speed up with the squish and some bone crunch, and it would slightly protrude from his tubby gut so that his shirt was wet with blood. And he'd throw up whatever disgusting food he'd been eating the whole scene. One of the main characters would get some kind of bright circular candy on his or her shirt.