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God give us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change; Courage to change what we can
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God give us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change; Courage to change what we can
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Sammael-BeliolShe/Devil
Most Powerful Person Ever Born
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Saw one of these irl once, puked all over the floor and an actual janny had to clean it up so naturally I spit on him before remembering that's a custodian and a human being, not a janny.
Call_me_DaddyMach/Five
Unironically, I probably would frick you
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Centuries from now, the tribes will gather beneath the ruins of the old cities, and the listen as the tale teller speaks of the ancients who had Henton's Round Meal Mac & Beef which they would boil in a bag then open and enjoy.
"It was Protein Blasted," he will tell them; "It was Protein Blasted by the Gods!"
oppiere/tard
God give us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change; Courage to change what we can
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conedno/no
if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports.
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totally a real thing i've seen it at walmart i swear
911rooferhe/him
Always a wallflower, never a wall
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I've been to an American movie theatre. How the heck are you supposed to sneak it past the always-watching guards with guns? If you bring food in they make you buy the largest tub of popcorn or leave.
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it looks like Davis is going to r*pe me in my sleep
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You clearly want it, so it's not going to be r*pe.
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And that's a good thing
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Don't knock boil in the bag cooking. The Sous Vide is the way of the future.
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Estrogenization is real, I'm telling you it's real-- wait when did I buy this skirt it's cute
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As Davis is quoted saying, “I’ll come to you”
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Hot
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But who is Dave?
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do not call davis at 4 am
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Kinda looks like the WWE cousin of the LA Beast.
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Darn, if I doxx myself will one of you guys send me one?
I WANT to eat that
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Comes with a visit from Pizzashill
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you'll receive mac and beef with extra ingredients
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What's up beaner who let you in this thread
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US Border Patrol
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Just like in Sicario

Edit: it’s a fake X (formerly chiobu) glow Marsey but still
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X (formerly chiobu) puts so much effort its real
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It's already "protein blasted."
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Fatass.
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Alright boys who's with me
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3 men or a single true murican!
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Last one to finish has to eat it all
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Saw one of these irl once, puked all over the floor and an actual janny had to clean it up so naturally I spit on him before remembering that's a custodian and a human being, not a janny.
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Post Pandemonica
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I'm just good at utilizing multiple methods of jokes and coming across as schizo for not being readable.
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This is what you get when you prompt an AI to generate "Food"
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I've seen kids weigh less than that...
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Serves 3 men…with 80g of food.
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Kids that weigh less than half a pound?
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Davis is the fricking man. He actually came to me and gave me some Bull shark test.
Now I frick fat chicks all the time.
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Yeah sure they've got round meals but where are my square meals? I was promised three square meals a day.
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Fun fact: The origin of this saying comes from the 1800s British navy that served it's sailors 3 meals a day on square wooden plates.
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It’s a prank guys. You just got pranked lol!!!
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Shut the frick up you're spoiling everything
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This guy is trying to prank you guys!!!
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Kissing with teeth
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glompfth
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It's more fun when they find it for themselves.
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Centuries from now, the tribes will gather beneath the ruins of the old cities, and the listen as the tale teller speaks of the ancients who had Henton's Round Meal Mac & Beef which they would boil in a bag then open and enjoy.
"It was Protein Blasted," he will tell them; "It was Protein Blasted by the Gods!"
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I suppose one way getting rich is selling processed crap to fatasses.
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I think the hands skin color should be black for more cultural appropriation.
Also that shit can barely serve 1 black woman
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Really gets the microplastics in circulation.
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this is transphobic
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Sous vide cooking is best cooking
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Does plastic wrap form a bag that you’re supposed to eat it out of?
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You're supposed to eat the plastic
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Y'all eat the skins?
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eat the foreskins
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I miss the days when RussianBadger made videos...
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Americans really deserve their heart attacks.
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https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/fried-twinkies/
"light and fluffy".
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Is it the size of a soccer ball?
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"fresh"
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What is this monstrosity?
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stfu it's yummy
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totally a real thing i've seen it at walmart i swear
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I've been to an American movie theatre. How the heck are you supposed to sneak it past the always-watching guards with guns? If you bring food in they make you buy the largest tub of popcorn or leave.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Chinese wish they had so much food.
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This concept intrigues me. Perhaps wrap it in a crunchy bread exterior and bake it in an oven?
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