Detroit sucks

And yes I checked. There are no other amusing police stories.

Wake up !kino time to discuss the fall of Star slop again

Nothing juicy in the /r/boxoffice thread yet but I get the feeling some of these comments might yield some sneed

Seeing all the comments saying "Andor was the only good thing Disney made." Honestly, it makes perfect sense that you like Andor so much. Andor was a cold, miserable, deadly serious show - in other words, it perfectly matches exactly the kind of people Star Wars fans are. The most abysmally hateful and toxic people ever.

On toxic Star Wars fans a lot of it is due to Disney. Acolyte you see a press tour of people saying Star Wars is sexist and racist. Rey movie director is a feminist activist documentary director. Disney reminds me of vegan activist. I'm vegan and I cringe at how vegans try to convert people. These feminist activist are just making people hate feminism.

Just frick all of you people. I genuinely can't take this fandom anymore. THE. WORST. FRICKING. FANDOM. EVER.

My mom was so mad because in the credits it said "The secret of The Crying Game: She's a man." You have never seen anyone more livid.

Okay, so it's been back on youtube for three years, but I just found it because something made me think to go looking for the Sakawa (Internet Fraud) song from Scene III.

For context, this is a not-quite feature length independent film produced by the Fokn Bois, a Ghanaian rap group who were mostly known for their dedication to being as offensive as possible. It was sort of notable at the time of its release for being one of the highest production value outputs of a fledgeling African internet culture to achieve some international attention. Sort of like Ha-He.

For reasons I never learned, around 2015 the creators pulled it from their youtube channel, vimeo, and web store and it was functionally erased from the internet. It was also around this time that Mr. Kubolor moved to Europe and published a song explicitly encouraging people to fedpost Ghanaian politicians, so I like to think there might have been some sort of legal trouble at home. Anyway, let's leave the African effortposting to @kaamrev and enjoy some recovered lost media.

Synopsis:

On a normal morning in Gbese, Accra, the FOKN BOIS (rapping duo M3NSA and Wanlov the Kubolor) wake up and plan to go clubbing with some lady friends after chasing an evasive debtor for their money. After getting the money, they set off to blow it off on food, partying and women with hilarious and dramatic consequences. While going through the day, the story highlights real struggles of ordinary young Ghanaians in modern Ghana in spite of the strong elements of humour. Their free-spirited and seemingly conceited attitude makes them a few enemies as the day progresses resulting in a dramatic ending.

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Some of the stuff on this show is fricking gold, like when he has to prove he's a real commie so he demands that somebody read more commie literature.

!anticommunists

@Spiderman how come you never told me these movies were peak kino?

My dad explained that it doesn't really work like that. I REALLY like Blondie tho.

I am just disagreeing with you! In America we have the freedom of speech.

!kino also, can someone ping the vampires

!foidmoment

Jonathan Harker is such a cuck, he can't compete against Big Vampire Peepee.

!kino. DC might've finally milked the Joker cashcow dry .

Edward James Olmos directed this episode. Presumably somebody else helped for that scene where he's all Splinter Cell on the bathroom ceiling. Yes that really is David Rache from Sledgehammer.

I'm trying to cut back on on alcohol and God keeps telling about the worst things you know.

@X @Corinthian 1990s China. What's your Christian solution to this?

!kino i saw this in imax and the 20 people there just laughed at all the shitty effects and writing. The main villain is gay hitler incest trump whose bf has a black sun tattooed on his forehead. There is porno tier s*x scenes with straight up porn writing. Characters just start randomly talking in latin or in book quotes. You have to see this shit to believe it

Its the atrophied delusions of a crininist matriarchal long housed liberal boomer