I unironically like Cobra Kai

The Planet of the Apes trilogy (2011-2017) is vastly better than the originals, in fact, the originals are pure garbage

Silence (2016) was boring and lame

Event Horizon is one of the best horror movies ever made

Kaiju movies are just creature capeshit

Been wanting to watch it, finally did. It was a good mid, I'd recommend it. Probably a good Halloween group movie, drink a little or something, just seemed pretty overhyped. The movie's not much more than the trailer, but if you thought the trailer was cool, you'll like the movie. Almost think it would have been better as a limited series, or maybe it would have been worse if they couldn't think of anything to mix it up and thicken it better. Was better than The fricking Lighthouse.

Been on a horror ish kick, not like cute twink "did you see this obscure Japanese movie where they cut up a bunch of little kids and r*ped them", just stuff that's a little spooky. Saw Fall of the House of Usher recently and it was kino. Saw Midnight Mass a while back and it was supreme kino. Might check out more Mike Flannigan stuff, but the haunted house shows look a little too spooky for me and he seems oversaturated. Was surprised Usher was good.

I want more Guillermo Del Toro Cabinet of Curiosities. That's triple thunder supreme thousand kino.

What is your horror-thriller kino that doesn't secretly reveal you're a blood fetish libertarian. (Slashers and gorefests can be fun, don't get me wrong, but you probably know what I'm talking about.) Been wanting to see the OG Suspiria, see what that's about.

I'm like 10 minutes in and it's the funniest movie I've ever seen.

>I HATE YOU I HATE MY LIFE I WISH I WAS 30!!

this youtube channel has consoomers coping and arguing but no way to link on mobile

I give it a 6/10. Expected a lot more from all the hype I heard about it in the kinosphere.

If you are actually an educated Black, you might give this a soft 8/10. If you are a soycucked redditor you will give this a 9/10 even though you want to give it a 10/10 but people will accuse you of being a gargler of black balls.

Only decided to watch this for my neighbor Jeffrey Wright, who deserves better roles and better than this. Every character in his family is some sort of stereotype of an educated black and I hate it.

TL;DR: No one wants educated blacks because they are white adjacent. They want hood black because its a minstrel show they can enjoy because everyone is so dumb and stupid so their life choices are so comically bad which engages the Mayo. Its essentially Catcher in the Rye but for educated blacks instead of pretentious incels.

I wouldn't even recommend this to your Mayo parents. In fact, make them go watch the Green Book instead of this if you ever need to a smokescreen to show how not-racist you are.

!kino

Season 3 is out no spoil

The best dating advice I can give young zoomer men is to just harass women in public

Anywhere no one knows your name and there isn't and HR rep, and the police response time is non-existent, just act like a broke hispanic immigrant from the 80s. pic.twitter.com/tpJrTszlJo

— CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) (@FromKulak) June 26, 2024

How to pick up chicks the Cubano Way

was wondering why on earth is this particulour war movie abrasive ?

basically lots of sneed by Bongoloids about "stolen valour"

basically orcs (bongs) assblasted that yank flick shows yank as good guyz, in that typical Hollyweird 1980-2000s fashion

sun setting on the dying bong empire, and they

"Anyone know the release date of that film where 2 British pilots saved pearl harbor?"

"This story about the enigma is more nonsense than even the Great Escape. In the real great escape not a single American was part of the escape but at least they were in the camp until separated by the Germans. But the enigma machine capture is 100% British, and some British sailors blablablabla" nobody likes bongs

Than I have got the contest for you!

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“We need more bland uninspired Rick and Morty ripoffs. Imagine a sane sober responsible grandfather figure talking his grandson on after-school adventures to other worlds. Except every one is an ideology American conservatives hate taken to it's logical extreme. A visit to an Arabian nights style fantasy world is cut short when terrorist-shaped holes in the world with machine guns began destroying everything because “only God can create. Man cannot”. Tim's love interest of the week dies in his arms as his grandfather frantically repairs his magic car.

“What the frick are those grandpa!”

“Watch your goddam language. “

Hits something in the car

“They're an unsubtle and obvious metaphor for the loss and neglect of traditional Islamic and Middle eastern art and literature at the hands of a Shia orthodoxy that has embraces a twisted heroic nihilism concept of martyrdom and Platonic philosopher kings and a Sunni ideology married to 1930's fascism and the same runny pool of ideological French bullshit that gave us Pol Pot.”

“Huh?”

“They're demons, Tim! Demons come straight from heck!”

Every episodes closing credits is shot over Tim burying his latest love interest.”

Now tell me what world they visited, who Tim's new love interest was, and how she died so he had to bury while the incredible Hulk tv theme plays. Best answer gets five hundred drama coins. No winner means no one gets anything.