THE ROBOT IS STUCK! "La special ketchup chips! We are so polite! [Read: 95% of us live next to New England and we think America is New York City and base our identity on not being that]"
They are massively overrepresented as right wing grifters who pretend to be American. They descend from loyalists to England and snooty frogs and they try falsely claiming to have burned down the Whitehouse as their national historical story of pride, even though that was done entirely by Britain. They're losers all around and every single one I've encountered has been a butthole.
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Alberta is
everywhere else is urbancel commies and the fr*nch (but I repeat myself)
oh and natives in the territories that only vote based on gibs but are otherwise fairly chuddy as far as I understand
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SK and MB are basically the same, frick everyone in the GTA, GVA, or Quebec though
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I've worked with people from all over Canada and this is my opinion on them. Albertans are entitled. They think they're hot shit. They work hard but a lot a them are buttholes. People from the territories are super nice but they're dumb and don't seem to really give a shit. Maratimers are good shit, I like them except for newfies. Newfies are nice but dumb as frick. The stereotype is true. Quebecers all seem like they're on drugs. They're all weird like they're on coke. I'm from BC so I've met all different kinds of people and can't judge them like other canucks because of the way larger sample size. Ontarions are almost as dumb as newfies but lack personality. They're NPCs and that's a term I never say. Saskatchewan people are top notch. They're the best.
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Exactly. I was going to write twitchy but I was afraid readers wouldn't understand what I meant.
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What did you think they would think you meant?
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Literally twitchy like having spasms. Erratic is a better word but I didn't think of it at the time.
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The oil money went to their heads tbh.
Haven't met 'tobans yet?
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I don't know what a toban is. I've worked rigs so my impression of Albertans is probably a little skewed. Some people start getting a little money in their pocket and they start thinking they're worth a frick. Me included. I still drive a lfted puckup and park in two handicapp spots.
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Manitoban
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Oh lol. Makes sense. I've met a handful. They're fine.
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in school we wuz penpals with a class from Saskatoon
the kid I was paired up with went back to pakistan with his father so I never got in trouble for not doing my projects we sent them
they didn't know about freedom units and we didn't know about snow
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Are you a burger?
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Frick off we're full
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um
alaska needs more immigrants I read it in the news chud
also i'm not coming to anchorage frick cities
I will be an interior chad 
plenty of room.
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What, like to the slope?
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well I have to be a rentoid
and figure out whether I'm even tough enough 
but fairbanks is reasonably small ish
its about the size of where I commute to now but less spread out
so that area preferrably as far from town as possible. they have those cabins so If I can avoid ever having to live in an apartment in my life I'm gonna do that
maybe I'm naive. maybe I'm weak. maybe I come crawling home within a year. who knows
but the southcentral seems wayy to wet (I'm so tired of swampass texas it has not stopped raining the past 2months
I cant imagine all that being solid water lol 
) and and I care more about having a warmish summer than a more moderate winter (the comically extreme cold is the whole point right?) plus yearh theres like no land in the mountains.
anyway see you soon
I have to fix my ac bc winter's just about over 
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Yes Alaska needs people, but not even MORE Texans God darn we need to find a way to shut that pipeline off.
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A Texan who wants to abandon their homeland?
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Yup the joggers of the north
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They mostly just frick up their own communities with theft and alcoholism because of the reserves.
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The sport of kangz
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I don't think the majority of the people in your sig are black tbh
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Vancouver, Ottawa, and Toronto have plenty of urbancel commies without being Fr*nch.
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Drive an hour outside Toronto and it's full of chuds, probably because the first 30min of the drive outside Toronto is nothing but pakis and Indians
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Most of Canada just gets fricked by the few major urban centers screwing everyone else over with their smug liberal cute twinkry.
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Most of Canada are those few major urban centers though
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Ooh, a cucked chud!
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idk if you mean me or the natives but I wanted to elaborate anyway
it's interesting because they're so isolated and live in small communities with little gov interaction
fairly self reliant and all that I mean you have to be up there. ofc they've never heard of most alphabet issues before getting free starlink
but I've seen videos with piles of starlink boxes paid for by the state of alaska or the fed or whatever
they understand how lucrative it is to side with the gib party. COL is so high that their choice is to live subsistance lifestyles
or be subsidized by taxpayers. they are of course too far from anything to possibly contribute to the economy.
its impossible to live a true western life up there without it. I'm sure many use it as their little slice of the intersectional pie
to push identity politics. But for most, I imagine its the only way forward for their way of life unless they want to retvrn
so the territories vote liberal and NDP
and native parts of alaska vote democrad
it makes me think bc its probably the only case where I'd say welfare is justified.
there's literally no way they can be taxpayers without moving and destroying their way of life
or climate change makes it more tolerable for normies.
plus they are tiny in numbers anyway
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They arent tax payers in other places either. They literally do not pay any tax by law. It's a pretty dope system for them, just totally subsidized people doing nothing
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im just talking practically
outside the native worship and white guilt
if they live in the city they don't deserve that treatment
canadians made themselves 2nd class citizens
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Yes we did, it's all very gay and not sustainable
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I took this in Inuvik. I've heard of watermelon costing up to $80 too. A lot of food is 30 - 50% more and the selection is horrible in the smaller communities.
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That's mainly because they're financially dependent on government gibs that prop up their reserves. They're also exempt from hunting limitations and occasionally frick up populations.
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Not one single person is gonna read all that
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I write them for me
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Indians in the territories vs those in the provinces have extremely different attitudes towards leafland
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