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I genuinely hate Canadians

"La special ketchup chips! We are so polite! [Read: 95% of us live next to New England and we think America is New York City and base our identity on not being that]"

They are massively overrepresented as right wing grifters who pretend to be American. They descend from loyalists to England and snooty frogs and they try falsely claiming to have burned down the Whitehouse as their national historical story of pride, even though that was done entirely by Britain. They're losers all around and every single one I've encountered has been a butthole.

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Go off kweens! :#marseykween:

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kweens

Is this stolen valor?

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Alberta is :marseykey: everywhere else is urbancel commies and the fr*nch (but I repeat myself)

oh and natives in the territories that only vote based on gibs but are otherwise fairly chuddy as far as I understand

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oh and natives in the territories that only vote based on gibs but are otherwise fairly chuddy as far as I understand

Yup the joggers of the north

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They mostly just frick up their own communities with theft and alcoholism because of the reserves.

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The sport of kangz


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I don't think the majority of the people in your sig are black tbh :marseyblackface:

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Vancouver, Ottawa, and Toronto have plenty of urbancel commies without being Fr*nch.

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Drive an hour outside Toronto and it's full of chuds, probably because the first 30min of the drive outside Toronto is nothing but pakis and Indians

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Most of Canada just gets fricked by the few major urban centers screwing everyone else over with their smug liberal cute twinkry.

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Most of Canada are those few major urban centers though

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Alberta is :marseykey: everywhere else

SK and MB are basically the same, frick everyone in the GTA, GVA, or Quebec though

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in school we wuz penpals with a class from Saskatoon

the kid I was paired up with went back to pakistan with his father so I never got in trouble for not doing my projects we sent them :marseyembrace:

they didn't know about freedom units and we didn't know about snow :marseywave3:

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Are you a burger?

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:marseyflagtexas: but I want to be :marseyflagalaska: asap

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Frick off we're full

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um :marseyakshually: alaska needs more immigrants I read it in the news chud

also i'm not coming to anchorage frick cities :marseypuke: I will be an interior chad :platyblizzard:

plenty of room.

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What, like to the slope?

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well I have to be a rentoid :vomit: and figure out whether I'm even tough enough https://media.giphy.com/media/tvBkq8c3YvAt2/giphy.webp

but fairbanks is reasonably small ish :marseyshrug: its about the size of where I commute to now but less spread out

so that area preferrably as far from town as possible. they have those cabins so If I can avoid ever having to live in an apartment in my life I'm gonna do that

maybe I'm naive. maybe I'm weak. maybe I come crawling home within a year. who knows

but the southcentral seems wayy to wet (I'm so tired of swampass texas it has not stopped raining the past 2months :platydown: I cant imagine all that being solid water lol :marseysnow:) and and I care more about having a warmish summer than a more moderate winter (the comically extreme cold is the whole point right?) plus yearh theres like no land in the mountains.


anyway see you soon :marseywave2: :marseywalking!: :marseyinvisible::marseyflagalaska!: :marseyinvisible:I have to fix my ac bc winter's just about over :marseyburn:

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@NotLeninade is this true?

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Yes Alaska needs people, but not even MORE Texans God darn we need to find a way to shut that pipeline off.

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A Texan who wants to abandon their homeland? :marseyshook:

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I've worked with people from all over Canada and this is my opinion on them. Albertans are entitled. They think they're hot shit. They work hard but a lot a them are buttholes. People from the territories are super nice but they're dumb and don't seem to really give a shit. Maratimers are good shit, I like them except for newfies. Newfies are nice but dumb as frick. The stereotype is true. Quebecers all seem like they're on drugs. They're all weird like they're on coke. I'm from BC so I've met all different kinds of people and can't judge them like other canucks because of the way larger sample size. Ontarions are almost as dumb as newfies but lack personality. They're NPCs and that's a term I never say. Saskatchewan people are top notch. They're the best.

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Quebecers all seem like they're on drugs. They're all weird like they're on coke.

:marseyshook: This is my experience too. They're erratic and twitchy.

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Exactly. I was going to write twitchy but I was afraid readers wouldn't understand what I meant.

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What did you think they would think you meant?

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Literally twitchy like having spasms. Erratic is a better word but I didn't think of it at the time.

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Albertans are entitled. They think they're hot shit.

The oil money went to their heads tbh.

Haven't met 'tobans yet?

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I don't know what a toban is. I've worked rigs so my impression of Albertans is probably a little skewed. Some people start getting a little money in their pocket and they start thinking they're worth a frick. Me included. I still drive a lfted puckup and park in two handicapp spots.

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I still drive a lfted puckup and park in two handicapp spots.

:marseykneel:

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what a toban

Manitoban

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Oh lol. Makes sense. I've met a handful. They're fine.

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Ooh, a cucked chud!

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idk if you mean me or the natives but I wanted to elaborate anyway :marseyshrug:

it's interesting because they're so isolated and live in small communities with little gov interaction

fairly self reliant and all that I mean you have to be up there. ofc they've never heard of most alphabet issues before getting free starlink


but I've seen videos with piles of starlink boxes paid for by the state of alaska or the fed or whatever

they understand how lucrative it is to side with the gib party. COL is so high that their choice is to live subsistance lifestyles

or be subsidized by taxpayers. they are of course too far from anything to possibly contribute to the economy.

its impossible to live a true western life up there without it. I'm sure many use it as their little slice of the intersectional pie

to push identity politics. But for most, I imagine its the only way forward for their way of life unless they want to retvrn


so the territories vote liberal and NDP

and native parts of alaska vote democrad


it makes me think bc its probably the only case where I'd say welfare is justified.

there's literally no way they can be taxpayers without moving and destroying their way of life

or climate change makes it more tolerable for normies.

plus they are tiny in numbers anyway :marseysipping:

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there's literally no way they can be taxpayers

They arent tax payers in other places either. They literally do not pay any tax by law. It's a pretty dope system for them, just totally subsidized people doing nothing

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im just talking practically

outside the native worship and white guilt

if they live in the city they don't deserve that treatment

canadians made themselves 2nd class citizens

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Yes we did, it's all very gay and not sustainable

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They literally do not pay any tax by law.

:marseywtf2: I think Indians in burgerland still pay taxes. Their constitution made a distinction between tax and non-tax paying Indians in the beginning but I'm pretty sure they all became tax payers by the mid 20th century.

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I took this in Inuvik. I've heard of watermelon costing up to $80 too. A lot of food is 30 - 50% more and the selection is horrible in the smaller communities.

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fairly self reliant

That's mainly because they're financially dependent on government gibs that prop up their reserves. They're also exempt from hunting limitations and occasionally frick up populations.

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Not one single person is gonna read all that

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I write them for me :marseyembrace:

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Indians in the territories vs those in the provinces have extremely different attitudes towards leafland

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Ketchup chips are based you dumb slag

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Frick you all dressed is better

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Dressed all over and gelapeno

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:marsey#hesright:

(Can I commission a Canadian version of this?)

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:#marseylumberjack:

frickin right on eh

:#marseycanada:

ooh ya bud shes frickin on point

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plz delete this

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KeTchUp ChIpS ArE BaSeD p:

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What are those?

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Have you tried ketchup chips Pojom?

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Not interested.

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You're just salt because you know you'd love them but can't get them

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They're pretty tasty...

:#marseylickinglips:

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I want to throw a frozen bag of milk at her face

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Dill Pickle chips? Chocolate smarties? KitKats by Nestle instead of Hershey? All-dressed chips?

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Butter tarts

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Hey @Pojom knock knock

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:marseyquestion: who is it?

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:#marseyfrickyou:

:#mariogoatse:

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downvote

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@pizzashill

come collect your burd or the b'ys will start wonderin why a small town bicycle has wandered off from the local Timmie's and try luring her off with darts and mickeys

!leafs some frickin rocket eh

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try luring her off with darts and mickeys

That would 100% work on @Poj, let's be real

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Course it would

I bet she'd give ya a Brantford special for a pack of dumauriers and 20 timbits. I seen classier ladies hanging out near the Taco Bell just off the 401 in Kingston

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Well frick you too, buddy! <3

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They are massively overrepresented as right wing grifters

We're also overrepresented in comedians and actors and other stuff in entertainment

I think we're just good at being dramatic and annoying

sending our best :muttshooting:

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Every good American musician is a leaf who escaped our crab bucket shithole and achieved immeasurable fame just by moving to Detroit or Buffalo or some such awful place

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Leonard Cohen is living in Montreal instead of murica for some reason and Neil Young moved back to some rural area in Canada

Retirement home for musicians who mogg Americans

One day Avril and Bieber will retire here when our entire gov is indian and the mayo Maid utopia is complete

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Bieber lives in Stratford rn lol little bugger inflated house prices there something fricked

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There's literally :marseyme: no better :marseygenetakovic: tv show than trailer park boysb

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Every French Canadian I have encountered in online games has been exceedingly rude.

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Back when I played league, the Quebecoids would always join as a duo or trio

They only ever typed in French

Never grouped

And they refused to surrender, even if the game was like 48-2

It got to the point I would just leave the lobby or game if I saw a single word of French in chat

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>"French Canadians in general seem a little bit off"

-Idra

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This couldntwwbe more obvious :marseybaitschrodinger: whoever runs the pizza account is posting :marseycomplain: this

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Forget Ketchup chips, All Dressed chips are pure :!marseynut:

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All dressed, unlike haram Americans and their tiktok thots

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Ruffles, a major producer of all-dressed potato chips, describes the flavour as a mix of ketchup, barbecue sauce, sour cream and onion and salt & vinegar.

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I used to make these kind of sauce abominations when I was high as heck.

I'm ashamed that this actually sounds like :marseygoodshit: to me :marseychonkeritsover:

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i genuinely swap between my phone and pc to make comments on this site.

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They are massively overrepresented as right wing grifters who pretend to be AmeriKKKan.

Huh?

Canadians are basically shitlib to the point of suicide.

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There are some Canadian YouTubers like Stephan Crowder, Tom MacDonald, and a few others who I can't think of the name of who do conservative political commentary in front of an American flag which annoys me, and I've also seen conservative Canadians trying to use the American flag as a symbol of conservatardation in the same way that Americans use the confederate flag. Also I swear there is a thing where every white Canadian comedian is a rightoid but citation needed.

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>Canadians start thinking they're Americans and acting like Americans

>become giant fаggots

:#marseygigathonk:

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Now that you mentioned it, I was VERY confused how many HONKHONKHONKS had American flags in the livestreams

even a little uncomfortable :marseyworried:

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Most burger chuds don't use the Confederate flag though, or at least outside of the South

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:speechbubble:.

:marseyme:

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The biggest mistake Lincoln made was not immediately invading Canada in 1865 at the conclusion of the Civil War. The Union Army would have steamrolled Canada and saved it from becoming a vassal state of India.

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I've never met a Canadian.

That denim guy who jumps snowmobiles on YouTube seems fetch though

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Ur moms a butthole

-texan (pls dont mistake me as a canadian)

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Why are you afraid of being considered Canadian? :marseysmug:

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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I a leaf and poj is a foid degrading my country and it arouses me

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You're a Quebecker? :marseygasp:

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NO

And I'm insulted you even asked

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Sounds something like an insecure Quebecker would say :marseysmug:

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this post is too good to have come from a woman

@pizzashill why are you hiding behind her account?

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:#marseybongojanny:

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