My dad collected a bunch of airmiles and called me to tell me there was enough that I could get myself a special treat 
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My friends over so we ordered a big Boston Pizza order that would make any !goyslopenjoyers cry. Pierogi pizza, wtf is that? No one knows but my dad's beer purchases paid for it so frick it let's get one.
I made the order. Then I realized it said pickup. Called. They do not do delivery! I'm like oh shit girl we're gonna have to get dressed and get an Uber. And the guy on the phone... gay, mayo, beautiful...
He says he'll come deliver it don't worry about it. We argue like no dawg we can't do that to you don't worry we'll BE there - hes like no bbs how much is that Uber gonna cost you
A patriotic tear runs down my face, memories of when Canadians were kind, went the extra mile, wore deodorant
She's outside waiting to receive him I'm in the gooncave writing to you. !leafs Mass migration is ruining your ability to overwork tired fast food workers even more based off their own inexplicably guilty conscious about 2 r-slurs not being able to read "pickup only" 
edit: 
Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
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Uhh, don't leave us hanging about the pierogi pizza, sweaty
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Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
I will not double ping the goyslopenjoyers so I don't annoy them but I do hope they see it in all its glory 
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Allah forgive me, I would do unspeakable things to this pizza
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It's honestly fricking great lol Carp forgive me but I might be putting fried taters on more pizzas in the future
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Edit it into the op bb
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When I read pierogi pizza I was expecting it to have a ton of mini dumplings as toppings. I am incredibly disappointed.
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that would
be really 
good and i might make that sometime 
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if you do please post it that would be awesome
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itll take me a few days to prepare but ill ping u
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I was teleported in my mind back to our family
friends' place 
where 
the fellas would 
play WCW Mayhem 
on the N64 after going 
to BP for dinner. The Pierogi Pizza was fricking 
godlike. I'd have the individual size every single 
time I went there, and cover it in tobasco sauce and the chili flakes they had at the tables so nobody else would 
try and take a slice. I thought 
they took it off the menu like 10-15 years ago.
How was it? Boston
Pizza seems to have gone completely to shit in my experience. Tell me it was good and I'm ordering one of these puppies this weekend.
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Honestly I live in Ottawa where pizza is notoriously awful, all of the non-chains are owned by lebanese who do great leb food ofc but are so bad at any other cuisine lol, the most recommended place in town is Collonade and this
is the image they use to advertise on their front page. They put the toppings under the cheese so they get steamed, nothing like slimy floppy pepperoni 
So it might just be that I"m used to dogshit but I loved it lol I really hope you get your pizza and enjoy it and it brings back memories of dosing it with pepper flakes to keep your siblings away
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I'll be getting one on Saturday for sure then. Thanks for bringing me back.
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I say the same thing when I lift my fupa and see my pp
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Don't get me all worked up in front of my pizza
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abominacion
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i thought we had something
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look at the filth youve introduced into our life
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