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Patrick Rothfuss fans are even worse than GRRM fans

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I was bored so I decided to check what stage of cope Kingkiller Chronicle fans are in. I think most people have accepted that Winds of Winter is never coming out but for some reason people still think Doors of Stone will.

Hope his new assistant helps him stay focused

The man hasn't written a word in fifteen years but surely a new assistant will get things back on track!

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I don't hate him but I am severely disappointed. He's too insecure with himself to finish what he started which is a real shame. I think it definitely had an interesting world and story going for it.

Sadly he became obsessed with huffing his own farts with a bizarre combination of massive self-doubt. It's definitely one of the crazier author burnout stories. After he drank the woke-aid in recent years I don't think i'd want to even read the third book. He'd find some way to shove idpol into it and ruin the entire series IMO.

Reminds me of the author for ready player one. His sequel to his first book is so bad it's like a singularity of shit and vandalization of his own work. Incredible how badly he fricked it up.

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Ngl there comes a point where it's taken so long that no conclusion can be truly satisfying. He's had two long books and we don't even know who the king is yet.

The second book kinda did a hard turn into "Kvothe fricks everyone" as if the author had just discovered s*x. I dread to think what woke politics would do to it.

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Kvothe can just start fricking dudes too. I assume he was already smashing that faery.

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The premise was ruined by the fact that Rothfuss forgot that making Kvothe an unreliable narrator means making him not actually do all those Mary Sue-esque stuff where he's magically good at things really quickly and is so overwhelmingly charming to the ladies with few flaws and even fewer that actually matter.

I can't get over the part where Kvothe meets the embodiment of evil contained in a tree, only for the tree to call him a beta-cuck. To which Kvothe responds by coming up with the Reddit-tier comeback of "at least I know her as a friend unlike her boytoys!" and decides to frick some other hot butt elf.

Nah, Rothfuss just sucks, his politics aren't the problem. Pretty insulting to compare Pat to GRRM actually cause George is far better at characterization than him.

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the only thing I keep seeing about those books is everyone's absolute insistence that Kvothe is an unreliable narrator. While I i'm sure there are some discrepancies in his story vs the actual truth people go on about it as if everything out of his mouth is a lie and I just don't think that's the case. I think he really did do most of what he said because people tend to gloss over how much he gets the shit kicked out of him constantly, the struggles etc.

Now the cult of impossible s*x ninjas i'll agree, that feels like the author just taking the piss. Physics matter, size matters. No, some 100 lb nothing girl isn't going to easily overpower a 300 lb slab of muscle. That's some trash cop show fantasy that has no basis in reality. In the same vein people do not get to sleep around constantly with s*x bizarrely treated like a handshake yet magically none of these s*x ninjas get STDs. Just fricking stupidity and it takes you right out of the story.

In any case I have no faith he'll ever finish it and even if he does the expectations are impossible to meet now anyways.

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I agree, the whole unreliable narrator thing is mostly overblown, which makes him more of a Mary Sue than not.

The s*x cult is meh, it's a fantasy story so I don't mind the weird logic around fighting and fricking. STDs existing in that world just seems like a narrative inconvenience .

What takes me out of the story is Kvothe being good at a bunch of things without really trying. He does struggle a bit but overall he's a multi-talented prodigy so it's kind of annoying when he's not given sufficiently difficult opposition by Rothfuss. I think it's fine to write really overpowered characters, but you need to raise the stakes to match.

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STDs existing in that world just seems like a narrative inconvenience

that's the funny part, they absolutely do exist in universe but the s*x ninjas insist it's way more prevalent outside of their society even though they treat s*x like saying hello to someone. IMO the author is trying to have it both ways and it's fricking stupid. lol

I do like the theory that Kvothe is a changeling and that explains his prodigy status but again, idk if that's even the direction the author is going or not. He is definitely in the gary stu category just IMO not as deeply as the cute twinks on reddit claim he is IMO.

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that's the funny part, they absolutely do exist in universe but the s*x ninjas insist it's way more prevalent outside of their society even though they treat s*x like saying hello to someone. IMO the author is trying to have it both ways and it's fricking stupid. lol

The s*x ninjas really feel like theyre the product of some Rationaltard's fantasy and yeah it is weird that they frick that much with everyone but don't have plagues of STDs. Even if they don't frick outsiders it only takes one to create an epidemic this is basic epidemiology.

He is definitely in the gary stu category just IMO not as deeply as the cute twinks on reddit claim he is IMO.

Sure, but I'd argue that's because not enough has happened in the novels.

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Not one single person is gonna read all that

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him and GRRM are burnt out and bored of their own stories. so just have them switch and finish each others books, problem solved!

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I think you're honestly onto something

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This cute twink is never finishing the books and I'll never forgive him for it. I hate hate hate him

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forget finishing, it seems like he barely started them there's so little progression of the main storyline. by the end of book 2 you still know frick-all about the big bad or main quest. they were entertaining reads though, it's a shame

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It's been a long time since I finished book two, probably 6-10 years. I remember thinking even then "how does he wrap this up in one book." Too much time fricking with the frick demon

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I bought those tetards books :marseymoreyouknow: and I kinda liked them then thebahuther turned out a neurodivergent :marseyelonmusk2:

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Finally something im passionate about, frick this bigger and frick his fans.

if you want a good sub to trawl I highly recommend /r/kingkillerchronicle where the most smooth brained fanboys debate every line of the first two books prying for deeper meaning, they think there is some meta story behind the story but the truth is Patrick rothfus is just a bad author who wrote half of a good book and then failed to turn it into a series.

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It would suck anyway. Better for it to remain a dream.

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Mogged by Brandon Sanderson

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My wife's favorite series and I don't get the hype. Mid at best in every way.

:marseysh#rug:

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All foids :marseyblobbygirl: love that whimsy fairy :marseyalice4: b-word :marseyarthoe8: in it.

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Are the kingkiller chronicles worth reading? I literally know nothing about them other than googling 'Kingkiller' at the age of 9 thinking it was a badass name for a protagonist

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No not really. Imagine the really cringe autobiography of some nerd's power fantasy that isn't even written in an interesting manner. It appeals to people who really like """good""" fanfiction aka slightly better than some high schooler's first attempt at writing.

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Yeah they're not bad.

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Joe Abercrombie stans rise up

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Yeah let me just drop two complete trilogies, some of the best modern fantasy, in six years. Oh another trilogy? Yeah I'm finishing it in three years.

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I get the feeling that he plans out the entirety of the story before he writes them too, unlike some other authors

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Four if you count Half a King. Say one thing for Joe, say he's a productive fricker.

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I swear, half of the people I encounter here are too r-slurred to communicate with. Like the type of r-slurred where you drool at the mouth and can only communicate through pictures rather than words. Speak something of substance, or this conversation is over.

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