Knock knock open wide, a horror novel I'm reading, suffers from "lesbian relations lack the weird power dynamics and straight men think they're hot" , but also contains a random dog at redditards who try to solve mysteries

They lack the traditional gender roles and danger signals.

Most modern covers suck because cute twinks are running publishing house. If this was a proper paperback from heck it would would be a woman in a nightgown lying on a bed while a black goat puppet on the tv teaches kids about shapes and colors and a corpse with part of his face missing was standing right next to her bed. Or it would be two lesbians doing a porno kiss while Puppetshow satan and friends circle around them. Of it would be a proper kid's show cover but everything would be slightly off.

/u/hugecute twink how did you avoid getting banned with a username like that?

Is every bot beside snappy down?

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