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why is he staring at us like that in his picture? his eyes are bulging out ever so slightly :marseychihuahua:

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idk but it makes it 10 times funnier lmao

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269546141951087.webp

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Help me out here? What is so attractive about that look?

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The depraved mind of the middle aged scrote starts to see more of any stereotypically feminine quality as more hot, and there's a subset of women who cater to these preferences in an effort to secure their bag. If big boobs are nice, 800cc bolt ons are even better. If full lips are desirable, fat fish lips will cure his ED on the spot. If he's a pornsick walking !moidmoment, becoming a human blow up doll will make him lose what's left of his mind and make you a rich mistress, or maybe get you a ring.

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It's not that. I'm getting pretty old and the only thing that's different is I'm more into women my age and way way more bored if I have to talk to younger women. This is some pervert billionaire stuff.

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I'd believe that there's a net worth component, but it's way below a billion dollars. Every winery and golf course clubhouse in California is full of couples who look like this

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I went to a Bob Seger concert with my wife some years back, and I got to see the middle class version. The crowd was FULL of dudes that looked like 50-60 year old electricians/tradesmen and they mostly had younger blonde women with them that were going for the Fox News bimbo look

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Some men are heavily hardwired to see femininity as an expression of how much the woman wants to frick them.

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I love you Trailer, and I love you too @Redactor0, I miss /r/Drama so much, I still love seeing your posts from years ago, love you all so much, you people actually changed my life and worldview! :#marseymarseyloveorgy: !metashit !oldstrags

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Gay

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:marseycringe:

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!metashit, TrailerParkBride is back!

:#marseybridelove::#marseybridelove::#marseybridelove:

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I've honestly never understood this phenomenon. There's an entire subset of billionaires with the world in the palm of their hand thirsting over ugly women.

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When you're really rich you get tired of seeing perfect 10s all day

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Why not just find a 10 and dress them up as your favourite touhou character, then?

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Artificial ugliness isn't good enough. They need genetic failures

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Flattery. If you know how to play the guy so he can fool himself into believing you're into him and not his huge, throbbing, gigantic bank account, you have it made. At that level, as others have said, there's plenty of pretty things throwing themselves at him. Good looks alone aren't enough to catch and hold the interest. And if they're young, they probably don't have the experience to know just how to hook the fish, apart from being pretty. Arm candy is one thing, but being able to hold the guy's interest so that he comes back and bankrolls your lifestyle - that's a different matter.

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I think she's had more work done over the past few years, so her lips look even puffier now. What's so attractive? He's a middle-aged, average looking guy and this hot Latinx momma with big tits is offering to suck his peepee because she thinks he's just that fantastic and amazing and wonderful. After twenty-five years of marriage, your wife may still love you but she doesn't believe the sun shines out of your butt. Hot Mamacita flattering him and giving him crazy s*x? Of course she loves him for himself and not his vast fortune!

Thinking about it, the closeness in age may be working in Sanchez' favour. Even Bezos is not going to believe a 20 year old stunner loves him for himself and not because she wants his money, but a woman just a few years younger than him who he met at a party, introduced to him by her husband (and thus someone moving in the same general social circles as himself) is more credible as "she isn't just after my money".

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Those lips are :taygrimacing:

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As a man who likes humiliating women, not even I understand the puffed up lips. Yeah I want her to know she is a dumb b-word, but I don't want everyone thinking I like dumb bitches bc that makes me look bad.


Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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She must have a great personality. :marseysmug2:

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She'd better, because :marseypaperbag: yeesh!

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He must have a fat...wallet

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God darn that thing is ugly

Hope she got a big gock

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maybe it's like what happens to opossums when their diet isnt varied enough

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He has bulgy eyes. He's not really that good-looking himself, so for everyone wondering why he went for Ms. Plastic there and not a hot 20 year old model, that's your answer. Life-long insecurity over his looks, so he's grateful when some hot sexy chick - regardless of her age - comes on to him.

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