Jeff Bezos reviews his fiancée Lauren Sanchez's new children's book on Amazon

Don't really have any choice most of these are selected for them.

Part of the price you pay.

I know! If he had to cheat on his wife after twenty-five years of marriage, at least go for a young, fresh hottie! The only thing I can think of is that deep down, in spite of all the mid-life crisis lifting weights and getting macho he did, deep down he was still that nerdy guy who couldn't get the hot chicks in college.

So when Ms. Plastic Surgery here with her trout pout and zeppelin boobs from next door targeted him, he was easy pickings. But even he isn't besotted enough to marry her and risk a second divorce, so this is as far as she's going to get; tabloid photos of him and her looking trashy.

Allegedly she's claiming there's going to be a wedding, but that was in a tabloid interview where they always claim there's going to be either an upcoming wedding or divorce.

his last wife took $38 billion from him in the divorce so yeah sexbots only from now on

That's sadly how they end up diddling all these kids you think some mumble rappers owning a private jet was due to xis talent?

Most people are propped up and the folks that believe them are the ones that get it up the crapper and/ be guzzling all the semen when in reality that BIPOC not got no money it's all theater.

Yeah, but she's burned all her bridges and if he dumps her, there's nothing. She loses all the 'friends' she made as Bezos Arm Candy and whatever lifestyle she has, it is not going to compare to being Billionaire's Toy. She doesn't even have a career of her own any more, if she wasn't Jeff's bunny there's no way her kid's book would be published.

She really does need to marry him, and this is five years past the divorce with still no sign of marriage. Time is running out for her. She's not some hot 20-something that can just move on to the next rich guy if Jeff gets tired of her.

Checks notes:

>big butt lips

My pet theory is that the wealthy actresses are probably told not to do a bunch of shit after surgery because it will have an effect on the skin but the wealthy completely ignore the instructions and end up with post surgery recovery going wrong which is why you don't see middle income foids with surgeries this bad.

This is a latinX, who have korean amounts of surgery but always to look like prostitutes

Subtle is the way to go, you can't chop off twenty years of natural aging in one go without looking fake. But subtle relies on having good taste, and this kind of bimbo doesn't even know what good taste means, let alone has any.

The only problem with Gookrean surgery aesthetics is that the ideal is this weird pseudo-HAPA look that fundamentally doesn't look natural.

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Your pulitzer's in the mail

>YFW she got New Zealand in the divorce

Its not about how much you're left with, it's how much she gains.

Yeah, but if you want to be rich, you have to have the mindset that every penny counts and that there is no such thing as "too much" or even "enough". If he had to pay out $38 billion in a settlement, even if his ex-wife did not get half his assets and it was an amicable divorce, that still stings. And investors in Amazon are going to want guarantees that there won't be any more such payments in the future, so either Sanchez will have to agree to a very stringent pre-nup, or he'll just keep going on with her as his 'fiancée' but never formally get married.

https://www.theabramslawfirm.com/bezos-divorce-sets-a-record/

>Because their divorce jurisdiction was in Kings County in Washington State, no Las Vegas divorce attorneys were involved in the Bezos' divorce. However Washington State, like Nevada, is a community property state. ...In a very general sense, community property means that all assets and debts during the marriage are held jointly by the couple regardless of who earned the asset or incurred the debt.

>A pre or post-nuptial agreement supersedes community property laws. It's been widely reported that the Bezos' did not have a prenuptial agreement. They met in 1992 and married within a year which was prior to Amazon's founding in 1994. What is less well-known is whether they had any post-nuptial agreement.

>Las Vegas divorce attorney Jennifer Abrams noted, "We routinely deal with high asset divorces. Given the apparent financial circumstances at the time of marriage, it is not surprising that there was no prenuptial agreement. The financial acquisitions during the marriage, however, raise a question as to whether or not a post-nuptial agreement was in place. Numerous private investment firms contributed heavily into Amazon before it went public. In order to minimize investor uncertainty, it's a standard practice to execute a post-nuptial agreement detailing what happens in the event of divorce." she said.

>...Although it appears that MacKenzie Bezos did not receive half the marital assets, her 4% stake in Amazon is still worth approximately 38.3 billion dollars. That does not include any other liquid, real estate, or other assets she may have received.

The ex-Mrs Bezos didn't get greedy and the divorce was amicable, Suppose he marries Sanchez and in a couple of years she decides she wants to break up and she is greedy and fights for half the fortune? Way too much of a risk.

Rockefeller was the richest man in real dollars. At least the richest man known to the public.

As a man who likes humiliating women, not even I understand the puffed up lips. Yeah I want her to know she is a dumb b-word, but I don't want everyone thinking I like dumb bitches bc that makes me look bad.

She'd better, because yeesh!

He must have a fat...wallet

The depraved mind of the middle aged scrote starts to see more of any stereotypically feminine quality as more hot, and there's a subset of women who cater to these preferences in an effort to secure their bag. If big boobs are nice, 800cc bolt ons are even better. If full lips are desirable, fat fish lips will cure his ED on the spot. If he's a pornsick walking !moidmoment, becoming a human blow up doll will make him lose what's left of his mind and make you a rich mistress, or maybe get you a ring.

I've honestly never understood this phenomenon. There's an entire subset of billionaires with the world in the palm of their hand thirsting over ugly women.

I think she's had more work done over the past few years, so her lips look even puffier now. What's so attractive? He's a middle-aged, average looking guy and this hot Latinx momma with big tits is offering to suck his peepee because she thinks he's just that fantastic and amazing and wonderful. After twenty-five years of marriage, your wife may still love you but she doesn't believe the sun shines out of your butt. Hot Mamacita flattering him and giving him crazy s*x? Of course she loves him for himself and not his vast fortune!

Thinking about it, the closeness in age may be working in Sanchez' favour. Even Bezos is not going to believe a 20 year old stunner loves him for himself and not because she wants his money, but a woman just a few years younger than him who he met at a party, introduced to him by her husband (and thus someone moving in the same general social circles as himself) is more credible as "she isn't just after my money".

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