Jeff Bezos reviews his fiancée Lauren Sanchez's new children's book on Amazon

Don't know if this is real but if it is, man, what a way to let her know that she's always going to be his "fiancée" and never his wife, not after his first divorce. His ex didn't even take him to the cleaners, but she got her fair share, and Jeffy baby isn't going to risk a second division of the spoils.

I would feel sorry for Lauren except she's a ho. She broke up two marriages and clearly expected the big, flashy, glamorous wedding soon after the divorce when she would be Mrs Bezos the Second and have rights on that sweet, sweet Amazon fortune. However, he's been divorced for four years and engaged for one, and there seems to be no sign of wedding bells. I don't see how he can make it any clearer that he's going to dump her as soon as he gets bored of her.