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https://old.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/1g15ra5/witcher_20_and_rings_of_power_level_failure/
They're comparing it to the Witcher and Rings of Power lmao
!bookworms do HPcels deserve it?
What do you guys think they'll change? Harry being gay for Ron? Voldemort r*pes Lily Potter before killing her? Snape is Harry's father?
What a fricking joke, I'm so disappointed. The only reason I'm rooting for this show and backing it is because it was supposed to be a more faithful adaptation.
They won't be able to outdo the movies if they just redo all their mistakes.
I want to see more Dobby, I want to meet Winky, I want to see Bagman, I want to get all those random chapters from OOTP that added literally nothing but were so fun to read, I want to see all the Voldemort memories from HBP, I want to have the fricking mystery from GOF for fricks sake, they cut out the most important aspect of that book. I don't want anything left out, I want to see the books on the big screen.
I want literally everything they decided wasn't important enough to include the first time. I'm so upset by this, I really hope they come to their senses.
AAAAAGGHHH I NEED TO SEE MORE OF DOBBERYNO 
Rings of Power cares about the source, they just don't have access to it so they are doing the best that they can for a property the creators love. It would be much, much worse in other people's hands.
LMAO, !ringbearers imagine believing this?
Why is TERF mommy allowing her IP to be r*ped?
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I mean they have to make it different enough from the films to make it worth watching. Anyways I'm waiting for the scene with Dumbledore having s*x with another old gay guy.
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That's not even a joke. Any bets on flashback scenes with young Dumbledore sucking face with young Grindelwald?
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i mean it worked for Sauron and Celebrimbor gaying out over ring making, i dont see the issue with dumbledore and that old guy making those sorcerers stones and jerking eachother off
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They really don't, all they have to do is make it faithful but just a touch more in depth and it's built in fanbase will make it overwhelmingly popular. For a franchise like this there's really no need besides vanity to try and change things to appeal to the general audience, the general audience already likes it
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They also need to add Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way to appeal to the real goffs.
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They could adapt Skullduggery Pleasant to the screen but they're too cowardly to try
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Merula Snyde.
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If Potter doesn't chant Trans Rights and explain that Voldemort is a TERF then it's dead in the water
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You will not criticise the agenda-pushing
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What you have a problem with the audi a5 with optional heated seating in middle earth bigot? Its fantasy not real, dont get your panties in a wad
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Harry Potter should have more automobiles tbh. HBO should pivot from just a straight adaptation of the books to some sorta story where an American wizard gets sent to a Japanese school where he has to learn to drive sideways to defeat the dark lordDriftemort, don't speak his name!
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Burger shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of butter beer didn't blow the bristles off the broom.
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neighbor dat shit is lev-ee-OH-sah
ain't no lev-ee-oh-SAH
b-word butt neighbor can't even say his words
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she will use the money to form her door to door terf feminazi gestapo that will round up the mtfs and femboys and gas them with aerosolized testosterone
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Actual leaked image from their secret meetings
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inb4 she actually does this and the UK instantly becomes an economic powerhouse again
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Theres so much wrong with the UK and its essentially because of letting Arabs and Russians park their money in London and letting the Pakis run loose to r*pe all the Bongs.
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It's wild to think that they were a superpower 50 years ago
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You have to kill the muslims, irish, and house of lords, too.
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I'm pretty sure she just hates anyone with a y chromosome, tbh. Most of her arguments seem to basically stem from a belief that scrotes are innately driven to assault, abuse, and r*pe like some sort of beast.
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Well yeah, the RF still stands for radical feminist
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she has a bias bc her ex husband beat the shit out of her and left her and their kid in the street ig
but her kid is male iirc and since shes anti trans i wonder how tf he is doing
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Script just got leaked.
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Actually she's usually pretty protective of her shit. Disney was actually offered the HP rights for their parks but then rescinded as they wouldn't give her final creative say. Universal was a lot less stupid and jumped on that.
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And she'll use that money to fund TERFy organizations...
JK is the Ace of Based.
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Actually from a production standpointthe movies are already pretty faithful so it makes sense that they were changing it at least somewhat otherwise they would just be exactly the same.
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People want exactly the same and I doubt they can recapture the "magic" of the movies.
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Gonna laugh so hard when they turn the Weasleys black
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what did they mean by this
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!neolibs what's the economics of the Wizarding world?
Does the Ministry of Magic control currency? Can't the alchemists simply turn goblin piss into gold? Does Hogwarts charges tuition fees?
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The wizard world makes no logical sense and you just have to ignore it. Like the mom was shown literally conjuring food out of thin air but we're still supposed to believe they're dirt poor.
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You cant conjure food out of thin air. It's the first of five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration
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I think the conjuring food out of thin air is just a dramatic effect and it really constitutes moving food that is already prepared from one place to another.
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Yeah they have a kitchen full of elf slaves cooking all the food at Hogwarts and then it gets teleported onto the tables
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Yet they can conjure water so I don't understand how they couldn't conjure other molecules or elements. How far down on the periodic table can they conjure?
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Well there's already moisture in the air, isn't there?
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They could also just be conjuring it from the ocean and leaving the salt behind
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The real reason the Weasleys were poor is so Harry Potter seems so hot shit and special by comparison. You really think they'll have a white guy continuously having to buy his BIPOC sidekick breakfast?
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they're kept poor by the cathedral. voldemort was trying to save them.
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The (((goblins))) control the economy
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She was trying to warn the world about the Gnomes in Zurich tho
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It's stated in the books that magic cannot create currency, unlike the federal reserve, the exception to this is the Philosophers Stone.
The value of the wizard money is arbitrary and
never made it consistent.
I think Hogwarts is a public school, which is why the Ministry of Magic is even important at all in the books, so their is no tuition, but students have to buy all of their supplies.
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The dad is still around and has a job though?
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!slots1111
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said it before but i think the likely Diversity is going to be:
1. Harry's biracial, Lily Potter is a white muggle and James is a black magic Kang.
2. Hermione's South Asian of some type
3. The Weasely's remain dumb poor white trash gingers
The Death Eaters will all be white, at least one of the main teacher characters will be black. Dumbledore will be openly gay.
Honestly curious to see what they'll do with Voldemort.
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Don't forget the new original female character who will out-girlboss Hermione. Possibly (at least heavily hinted to be) trans.
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One of the side characters will be transed, maybe Lavender Brown (Ron's first girlfriend). Presumably Cho Chang will be renamed.
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I still laugh at how butthurt this made people.
It's like calling the white guy "Joe Smith".
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Polyjuice is now a bunch of chosen people in a cule
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I wanna see Dumbledore voguing into the Great Hall.
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Rowling started saying Hermione was black a while ago, before her TERF drama ever started. If any character is getting race swapped, its her.
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They've already done Black Hermione in the stage play, and TERF Mommy's opinions aren't gonna get much play if the writers can't even be bothered to read the books.
Any London household consisting of two married dentists and a single overachieving kid is like 90% certain to be Sexy Indian dudes.
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Forgetting the rule of TGD in media. Every character that is explicitly ginger must be cast as a black with a reddish wig
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I don't think that's likely because Ron is a dumbass and his family are a bunch of frickups with too many kids, I'm pretty sure it's explicitly said at one point that they're on magical welfare? Blaque characters in current year slop TV must be geniuses with no flaws, you'd have to change everything about them.
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unironically hope this happens, might wake some foids up to the fact chuds aren't just making shit up and simply whining about female characters not looking like pornstars
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Lmao imagine being this delusional. This won't "wake up" anyone because normal people literally don't care about whether Hermione's eyes are round or slits.
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I hear foids make snarky comments in the office all the time about black people being in their goonette victorian romantic dramas
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Hermione
will be black, not the Weasleys. Harry will be white, since they need the white male lead to get people to watch. Since Harry ends up with Ginny and Harry is going to be white, Ginny is guaranteed to be nonwhite. My bet is they make the Weasleys Indian. 
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To better reflect British society, they'll be Pakistani
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Moaning Myrtle full penetration
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Tom Riddle r*ped Myrtle and instead of using the Basilisk he killed her with toxic masculinity
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Moaning Myrtle r*ped Tom Riddle and that's what turned him evil
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Voldemort's crew is an incel gang and Dumbledore is trans
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Will this pander to woketards? I thought they all hated Harry Potter cause JK Rowling said men have a peepee and women have a vagina.
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Hogwarts Legacy vidya did well despite the split, so they'll have to work hard to really frick this up. Sounds like they're heading there though.
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This but unironically. They cut out a whole subplot of
being dabbed on by the other characters for trying to free house elf slaves
That being said this will be shit. But I read the books so much as a kid it might be fun to roast it
I do want to see Peeves though. Hopefully they make him a chud
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The books are solid the movies are enjoyable its really a problem with so called "adults" totally ruining children with their inability to mature
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Also, why to hollywoodoids are so proud to admit that they can't spend a week at most to read the book they are about to adapt.
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The Elf Liberation Front stuff is way to spicy to make into a current year show
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Wait hold up. Have we really reached the remake event horizon where we're making books into movies and then remaking the movies into TV shows?
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We have indeed
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Gigachads want more of the racist elf that hated everyone
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They already made like 20 hours of blockbuster movies. Are they really adapting the books again?
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There's very little that was really missing from the movies too. Each one was like 3 hours long and that latter half of the book series was full of fluff and filler because they got popular enough that TERF mommy could tell the editors to frick off.
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there's some money left to be milked out of it
it needs some shitty straght-to-streaming spin-offs, like Star Wars.
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I mean isn't JK Rowling involved anyway? I'm sure it'll be accurate and sufficiently chuddy
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Someone has to tell the writers that Hermione can't be gay since she married Ron in the end
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Platonic relationships and sexuality are on a compass, chud
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They could easily have Ron start identifying as Veronica
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How? We've got the goddarn director saying Galadriel is in love with Halbrand, we have the idiot showrunners giggling that Sauron and Celebrimbor are in a romantic relationship, they invented new original crappy characters all over the place, they've ignored the timeline and plot (and yeah, I know they have to compress the timeline to fit everything in, but not this badly).
The only way it could be worse is if they got George R.R. Martin to do it, as hardcore overt anti-Tolkien, and frankly I don't think even he would frick it up that much more badly.
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Witcher Harry lord of the Wheel - Halo edition incoming.
Surely it will work out this time.
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Which character will be recast as a train? Money on Neville Longbottom
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Luna
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luna is queer, neville trains out to become a valid herbalist
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Will they still have top surgery scar, even in a wizard society?
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What's funny is a writer could definitely read it all in a weekend
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The series is roughly 1 million words. With a reading speed of 400 wpm (which is actually very fast, no matter what speed reading hacks claim) you can do it in just under 42 hours.
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/r/theydidthemath
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in exchange for them making Voldemort a balding trans woman
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Harry is a pooner. That's the reason Voldemort wants to kill him.
Voldemort is played by a JK Rowling-lookalike. Her motivations are trans genocide and MAKE HOGWARTS GREAT AGAIN
Hermione is black. Xhe straight-up breaks the fourth wall in every episode to make an impassioned plea to kick the Jews out of Palestine, from the river to the sea. This causes the defense against the white arts teacher to exclaim "BLACK GIRL MAGIC!"
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Another disastrous adaptation.
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