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Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #78

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To discuss your weekly readings of books, textbooks and papers.

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@Merryvann can you :marseypin2: pls.

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Still on my reread of Harry Potter, 3rd book now. I feel like the HBO show would benefit a lot from rewriting the first few books heavily to make everything more consistent, but I doubt Rowling would let them. Also, I wonder if ppl would scream about "muh canon" in this case like thry did with witcher, lotr and so on :marseythinkorino: !commenters what do u think?

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I would enjoy it because it would be fun to see how they'd rewrite it. I'm not sure i'd enjoy it because of the politics behind it.

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What do you think the politics are going to be?

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Gonna be shitlib. They're going to make Ron fat, Hermione a black women, the professor in the back of the classroom who tells you to turn your phones off, will be gay.

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!bookworms !kino !friendsofbussy-boy what bussy thinks the new harry potter show is going to be like.

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The 9 books would be rewritten into 10, I would be a character, I would be a BIPOC and Ron would be white. Hermione would come out as trans and start referring to herself as Jemmy.

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That sounds wild!!!

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There would be a plot point where Harry defeats Voldemort, but then Rowling reveals in a mid-credit scene that they were working in tandem the whole time.

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BB I would actually read this if you were a character in it because you are truly magical.

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I'm more of a "Dumbledore" type. I use my spells and my powers to get the ladies. Dumbledore doesn't do that. He is a nice guy.

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And what's so bad about that? It's 2024! :marseysmughips:

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Ron should get a peepee chop and an Adam's apple shoved in his butt. So everyone can truly relate to how he feels.

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rewriting the first few books heavily to make everything more consistent

I think they should rewrite the last few books to make everything less consistent!

Wizards shouldn't make sense!

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I'm curious what you would rewrite? quirrell and riddle seem obvious issues but idk the best way to do it.

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A ton lol. The dursleys, the stone protection, quidditch, a lot of the magic, apparating, the teachers...

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hopefully they add more :marseytrain: s

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