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Still on my reread of Harry Potter, 3rd book now. I feel like the HBO show would benefit a lot from rewriting the first few books heavily to make everything more consistent, but I doubt Rowling would let them. Also, I wonder if ppl would scream about "muh canon" in this case like thry did with witcher, lotr and so on !commenters what do u think?
Gonna be shitlib. They're going to make Ron fat, Hermione a black women, the professor in the back of the classroom who tells you to turn your phones off, will be gay.
The 9 books would be rewritten into 10, I would be a character, I would be a BIPOC and Ron would be white. Hermione would come out as trans and start referring to herself as Jemmy.
There would be a plot point where Harry defeats Voldemort, but then Rowling reveals in a mid-credit scene that they were working in tandem the whole time.
If you want to tank their economic development and therefore generate an even more massive emigration (they'll certainly go to Australia in larger numbers), then sure.
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What's a good "classic novel" that is slightly more obscure enough that I wouldn't already have read or at least had a vague knowledge of the plot already
Wind and Truth, the latest Brando Sando swordslop came out. I started reading it and I have no idea what's going on lmao. And it's not like I read the last book that long ago, I think I finished it less than a year ago.
The dialog is cringe, like it was written by someone making fun of a marvel movie.
It relies way too much on the extended universe shit. Hope you've been keeping up with the other 16 books he put out or ur gonna be confused by some of these plot points.
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Probably shouldn't do this but I'm debating on writing a book on what I've read so far on domestic affairs in the USA. Sounds whack but I unironically could not be more specific without doxerino.
Either that or I'm doing my PhD thesis early and I'll just do the book later. Who tf knows.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Finished "the city and its uncertain wall" by murakami, I don't think it's his best work but it seems like it was cathartic for him to be able to finish a story he started in the 80s.
It wouldn't be my recommendation for a first murakami book but it's up there. Much more grounded than some of his other work.
Need to watch 100 years of solitude on netflix, I might read that after watching season 1. apparently the show increased the economy of the country they shot it in by like 50 million dollars.
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Still on my reread of Harry Potter, 3rd book now. I feel like the HBO show would benefit a lot from rewriting the first few books heavily to make everything more consistent, but I doubt Rowling would let them. Also, I wonder if ppl would scream about "muh canon" in this case like thry did with witcher, lotr and so on !commenters what do u think?
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I think they should rewrite the last few books to make everything less consistent!
Wizards shouldn't make sense!
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I would enjoy it because it would be fun to see how they'd rewrite it. I'm not sure i'd enjoy it because of the politics behind it.
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What do you think the politics are going to be?
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Gonna be shitlib. They're going to make Ron fat, Hermione a black women, the professor in the back of the classroom who tells you to turn your phones off, will be gay.
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!bookworms !kino !friendsofbussy-boy what bussy thinks the new harry potter show is going to be like.
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The 9 books would be rewritten into 10, I would be a character, I would be a BIPOC and Ron would be white. Hermione would come out as trans and start referring to herself as Jemmy.
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That sounds wild!!!
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There would be a plot point where Harry defeats Voldemort, but then Rowling reveals in a mid-credit scene that they were working in tandem the whole time.
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BB I would actually read this if you were a character in it because you are truly magical.
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I'm more of a "Dumbledore" type. I use my spells and my powers to get the ladies. Dumbledore doesn't do that. He is a nice guy.
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And what's so bad about that? It's 2024!
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Ron should get a peepee chop and an Adam's apple shoved in his butt. So everyone can truly relate to how he feels.
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I'm curious what you would rewrite? quirrell and riddle seem obvious issues but idk the best way to do it.
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A ton lol. The dursleys, the stone protection, quidditch, a lot of the magic, apparating, the teachers...
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hopefully they add more s
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some light Sunday reading
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Oh yeah, her butthole gets a nice gape to it
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gonna bring Marxism-Mussolinism to the 21st century as holden-commodorism
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That's just Peronismo
I still have to read to this one, it's been on my shelf for almost a year.
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A quesada is a big quesadilla
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Googlea empanadas boludo
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Ooh Peron is someone I've wanted to study in more depth.
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He unironically ruined Argentina (well the UCR began that process a couple of decades before)
His second wife became President after he died and she was peak
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can we introduce Peronism to India?
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If you want to tank their economic development and therefore generate an even more massive emigration (they'll certainly go to Australia in larger numbers), then sure.
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You've sold me. Australia Peronism
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That's sounds like a Harry Potter spell
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lol also sounds like it could be a deformity ngl
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nice one c*nt
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What's a good "classic novel" that is slightly more obscure enough that I wouldn't already have read or at least had a vague knowledge of the plot already
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Kafka on the shore, or Wind up bird chronicle by Haruki Murakami.
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Do you enjoy short tales?
I'm reading a Chekov's collection (Penguin editions), they're very simple and well written.
And if you like Russian literature, Nabokov recommended "Petersburg" by Andrei Bely which I haven't read yet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petersburg_(novel)
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I really enjoyed White Noise by Delillo but I also read it during the pandemic so that might've helped
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Reading Howl's Moving Castle. It's nice. I would've loved this book when I was 10.
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Wind and Truth, the latest Brando Sando swordslop came out. I started reading it and I have no idea what's going on lmao. And it's not like I read the last book that long ago, I think I finished it less than a year ago.
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it's dogshit
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Frick for real? Going to pick my copy up now. Does it read like the "internet celebrity" status has gone to his head?
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The dialog is cringe, like it was written by someone making fun of a marvel movie.
It relies way too much on the extended universe shit. Hope you've been keeping up with the other 16 books he put out or ur gonna be confused by some of these plot points.
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Unfortunately I have
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Probably shouldn't do this but I'm debating on writing a book on what I've read so far on domestic affairs in the USA. Sounds whack but I unironically could not be more specific without doxerino.
Either that or I'm doing my PhD thesis early and I'll just do the book later. Who tf knows.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Just finished this, moving on to the second book
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I want to have s*x with Stephen Fry's voice
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Yeah I've listened to a little bit of the audiobooks from this series and it was really good
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found the first one on my dad's bookshelf last week so now I have to read the entire series
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All the Light We Cannot See
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Reading is for nerds, you dont need to read anything more than the name of your beer can
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"Olymp..." You know, frick it, I don't need to finish the whole word.
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Intro to politology
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Finished "the city and its uncertain wall" by murakami, I don't think it's his best work but it seems like it was cathartic for him to be able to finish a story he started in the 80s.
It wouldn't be my recommendation for a first murakami book but it's up there. Much more grounded than some of his other work.
Need to watch 100 years of solitude on netflix, I might read that after watching season 1. apparently the show increased the economy of the country they shot it in by like 50 million dollars.
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I read the book "Summer in a Pioneer Tie", a rather interesting love story of two gay men
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I tried to read Do Quixote again. It still fricking sucked.
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Finally picked up Herzog. I've been sleeping on Saul Bellow, I like his style a lot
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I just found out that Glenn Cook is writing a new Black Company book so I am going to catch up on the few I haven't read yet.
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
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in your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postThis post rests on native land
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