You laugh but 3,000 years from now there will be some noble House of Stark in the post United States feudal land tracing it's roots to Iron Man and Jon Snow.
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Did you ever read that thing about how Mormonism will outlive America and carry its values down through the centuries the same way the Catholic church did Rome?
Like the entire goddarn plot of the gospels is people being surprised because Jesus' love goes beyond Jews. Obviously his birth with Zoroastrians. He heals that Roman centurion's slave and the Roman becomes a Christian right there. And the story of the Good Samaritan, if you're not a drooling r-slur you should understand that the point of this story is.
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Neighbors really thought this was actual history as well, the Romans, Iberians etc "traced" their lineage back to different heroes of Troy.
Imagine someone claiming ancestry from fricking captain america lmao
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The brits have traced their ancestry back to the trojans and the lost tribes of israel at different points
Guess theyll do anything to avoid facing the fact that they're danish
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Can you blame them?
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sounds based tbh
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You laugh but 3,000 years from now there will be some noble House of Stark in the post United States feudal land tracing it's roots to Iron Man and Jon Snow.
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!remindme 3000 years
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I will be messaging you on 08.01.5025, 15:00 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Did you ever read that thing about how Mormonism will outlive America and carry its values down through the centuries the same way the Catholic church did Rome?
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!hibernians
We know Cuchulainn was a Truecel.
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!deathtomicks
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This'll be the Nuada and Cu Chulainn they worship.
!anime !kino
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I traced mine all the way back to this lil neighbor
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Buddy, that's my wife.
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Women came from this critter.
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I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations
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Jihad being sent to your area
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INSHALLAH
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Actual 1st Millenium BC capeshit:
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Have always hated how these guys have weird eunuch faces
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That's your gut instinct telling you something is very wrong.
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All-powerful god looking like
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Pooperman
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If The fricking Iliad and The fricking Odyssey are fricking capeshit, then so's The fricking Bible.
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Sounds like capeshit to me.
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Like the entire goddarn plot of the gospels is people being surprised because Jesus' love goes beyond Jews. Obviously his birth with Zoroastrians. He heals that Roman centurion's slave and the Roman becomes a Christian right there. And the story of the Good Samaritan, if you're not a drooling r-slur you should understand that the point of this story is.
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Yeah, they retconned a lot of it in the sequels.
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There's a Bible 2?
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It's a trilogy
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There's a whole franchise. Never heard of the Quran?
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I'd say the gospels are way more related to the real world. The other books, I dunno.
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!bookworms !classics thoughts on the Iliad and the Odyssey being capeshit?
Did Homer sang slop for Hellenic consooomption?
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The catalogue of ships is just every audience member waiting to cheer when their island gets some screentime.
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Capeshit is wishfufilment, odessey is about journeying both in the physical and spiritual format i feel
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More of a fricking Naruto fan myself
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Woke bullshit. Bad writing.
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Never heard this
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its called bce now, christofacist.
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What a fart-huffer, referring to himself by first name only.
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Definitely the modern translations
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