Capeshit (800 BC)

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Neighbors really thought this was actual history as well, the Romans, Iberians etc "traced" their lineage back to different heroes of Troy.

Imagine someone claiming ancestry from fricking captain america lmao

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The brits have traced their ancestry back to the trojans and the lost tribes of israel at different points

Guess theyll do anything to avoid facing the fact that they're danish

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Can you blame them?

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sounds based tbh

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:marseykneel#:

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You laugh but 3,000 years from now there will be some noble House of Stark in the post United States feudal land tracing it's roots to Iron Man and Jon Snow.

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!remindme 3000 years

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I will be messaging you on 08.01.5025, 15:00 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Did you ever read that thing about how Mormonism will outlive America and carry its values down through the centuries the same way the Catholic church did Rome?

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Not tracing your ancestry back to Nuada of The Silver Arm or Diarmuid Ua Duibhne

!hibernians :marseydisagree: We know Cuchulainn was a Truecel.

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This'll be the Nuada and Cu Chulainn they worship.

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!anime !kino

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I traced mine all the way back to this lil neighbor

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Buddy, that's my wife.

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Women came from this critter.

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@Cdace please confirm

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:#marseysweating:

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations

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Jihad being sent to your area

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:#marseydinojihad:

INSHALLAH :marseystoning:

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>New President raises taxes

>Tax money funds another Temple of Iron Man

>Have to see the Iron Man priest for blessings (plus tithe)

:marsey300: :marseyakshually:

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Actual 1st Millenium BC capeshit:

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Have always hated how these guys have weird eunuch faces

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That's your gut instinct telling you something is very wrong.

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All-powerful god looking like :marseybaby:

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Pooperman

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If The fricking Iliad and The fricking Odyssey are fricking capeshit, then so's The fricking Bible.

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>magic space man

>stops the sun so he can win le epic battle

>loves the Jews best of all

Sounds like capeshit to me.

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Like the entire goddarn plot of the gospels is people being surprised because Jesus' love goes beyond Jews. Obviously his birth with Zoroastrians. He heals that Roman centurion's slave and the Roman becomes a Christian right there. And the story of the Good Samaritan, if you're not a drooling r-slur you should understand that the point of this story is.

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Yeah, they retconned a lot of it in the sequels.

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There's a Bible 2? :marseyconfused2:

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It's a trilogy :marseymormon:


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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There's a whole franchise. Never heard of the Quran?

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>each writer putting their own spin on things

>church editors do some rewrites and massive cuts, "okay now this definitely canon"

>turbo neurodivergent fan spergs out, nails huge list of plot holes and contradictions to door

>church says he's problematic, quietly retcons all the changes later

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I'd say the gospels are way more related to the real world. The other books, I dunno.

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!bookworms !classics thoughts on the Iliad and the Odyssey being capeshit?

Did Homer sang slop for Hellenic consooomption?

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The catalogue of ships is just every audience member waiting to cheer when their island gets some screentime.

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Capeshit is wishfufilment, odessey is about journeying both in the physical and spiritual format i feel

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More of a fricking Naruto fan myself

:#carpsasuke:

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Woke bullshit. Bad writing.

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Never heard this

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:#soyjakwow:

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its called bce now, christofacist.

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What a fart-huffer, referring to himself by first name only.


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Definitely the modern translations

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:#marseyridin:

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