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Capeshit (800 BC)

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If The fricking Iliad and The fricking Odyssey are fricking capeshit, then so's The fricking Bible.

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>magic space man

>stops the sun so he can win le epic battle

>loves the Jews best of all

Sounds like capeshit to me.

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Like the entire goddarn plot of the gospels is people being surprised because Jesus' love goes beyond Jews. Obviously his birth with Zoroastrians. He heals that Roman centurion's slave and the Roman becomes a Christian right there. And the story of the Good Samaritan, if you're not a drooling r-slur you should understand that the point of this story is.

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Yeah, they retconned a lot of it in the sequels.

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There's a Bible 2? :marseyconfused2:

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It's a trilogy :marseymormon:

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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There's a whole franchise. Never heard of the Quran?

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>each writer putting their own spin on things

>church editors do some rewrites and massive cuts, "okay now this definitely canon"

>turbo neurodivergent fan spergs out, nails huge list of plot holes and contradictions to door

>church says he's problematic, quietly retcons all the changes later

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I'd say the gospels are way more related to the real world. The other books, I dunno.

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