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We need to bring back Bookit. Kids read, they get free pizza. What's not to love about that?

Pizza used to be a rare treat. Now it's practically a staple of most American diets, being eaten about once a week.

You're not going to motivate kids by offering them the modern equivalent of our era's hamburger helper.

!goyslopenjoyers anyone else have pizza once a week? :marseypizzacharacter:

also Bookit was great :marseylickinglips:

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I never heard of BookIt growing up

Anyways, I disagree that these programs work. They make reading seem like a chore that needs to be rewarded. I say this as a someone who participated in the library summer reading program but would have read a lot even without the free slurpee coupons.

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We had Scolastic Books.

Bookit must have been some zoomer or poor person thing.

https://www.scholastic.com/home

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I think scholastic book fairs have some value by getting kids excited about choosing books that they will have a sense of ownership over

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>40 year-old program

>lol zooomers

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We had both in our district :marseysmug:

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Things that last and stand the test of time are superior to anything created by zoomers.

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It's a millennial thing

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I read because my parents taught me to read beforeI ever went to school somehow and the shit in books was a lot more interesting than this gay life.

That Pizza thing with Pizza Hut was just a treat to get free pizzas from the Goosebumps and Hank the Cowdog I was gonna read anyway

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Omg I remember Hank the Cowdog :cryingatcuteness:

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I don't think kids were furiously reading books for a tiny butt pizza. It was a fun thing to do and you got to go to Pizza Slut every now and then :marseyshushing:

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yeah they gave you a little pin and stars to put on it

i don't even remember the free pizza but i just felt awesome for reading, that was a pretty good payoff

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The problem is the books they make you read in middle school fricking suck. I always liked reading as a kid, prob because I had good parents, but I fricking hated those shitty school books.

High school we got better stuff, but the middle school slop was painfully bad

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We need more social justice classes to remedy this. Also the school needs a new stadium for rhe footbal team

!slots111

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New Cumtown bit: "Alright kids, what's the square root of the percentage of black men who've committed a felony"

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There is no point in reading anymore.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182230KAboZ-lrumQH0Q.webp

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This is what happens when you move away from phonics.

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I want to see what happens when you control for demographics. If america gets 5% browner, it's pretty natural we'll see a decrease in abilities. If Mayos and chinks start struggling then we have a problem.

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It's not libertarianism though. If you jerk of to drawings of children, you're probably sexually attracted to them :marseypuke:. But being a libertarian's got nothing to do with being sexually attracted to kids. The libertarianism's all in the raping :marseyhomofascist: I strongly dislike the linguistic expansion of libertarian from meaning child male feminist :marseywoodchipper2: to meaning attracted to children, which is unfortunately a literal thoughtcrime :marsey1984:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1ictho1/us_children_fall_further_behind_in_reading_make/:

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