I'm finna get ALL the bitches at college now :marseycapy:

Thanks @birdenthusiast for the epic Chrimbus present :)

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Someone saw my marsey merch and asked "is that a cat?" and then she said "it's cute". She was cute too.

:#marseyshy3:

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Did you frick her in the kitty?

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Pls don't be vulgar. :marseyangel:

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Sorry :marseygoatse:

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Now that needs to be merch.

:#marseyxd:

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ur pretty cute unnie :marseyshy2:

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:#marseyindignant:

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감사합니다 :marseyhearts:

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No one has noticed the marsey phone cover so far other than my cousin. :marseycry:

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:#chadnoproblemkingcapy:

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It's a HP laptop, no girl is frickin him. Thinkpads get the best girls

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The true panty dropper

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:marseysulk:

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Aw man I gave away 2 thinkpads this year to my cousins, they all got laid after (I'm assuming) but will keep you in mind when I order a new one

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:marseyxdoubt:

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I've a gift for you scheduled to be delivered in nine months iykwim

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You're going to mail it with India Post?

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:marseyjihad:?

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I showed my favorite hooker some of my Marsey sculptures before a session the other day. She asked if she could hold one and I said no. Marsey is too precious to end up in the hands of a whore.

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Should have asked her to peg you with it


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Just reflects the average Reddit age tbh. A lot of the kids posting here come from privilege and can't imagine any other way.

The poster clearly needs mental guidance. So do most of the people here.

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You put it upside down, r-slur

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Nah he didn’t. The joint is at the bottom, it’s just a very slim pc

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:#chaddilatecapy:

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Wtf is that shadow my neighbor

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>can’t afford a macbook pro


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>willingly buying an Apple product

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>flexes being poor

Go somewhere outside community college, everyone uses apple product other than losers who sit in their dorms gaming.


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I have an iPhone XR, its so shit I won't buy a replacement until the law firm is required by policy to buy one for me. I also have an S20, its infinitely better in every way.

Trying to flex on the basis of a $1k consumer good is just sad tbh, if that is a significant amount to you then lmao at your life. If i wanted to flex consumer goods I would buy another Porsche or maybe a second Patek

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The s20 is a great phone tbh


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They put the window buttons in the wrong side, and can’t run exe by default. Pretty sure it can’t do flash either.

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People who sit tinkering with their computers are nerds, I can tell you don’t have s*x or you’d only use your computer for social media and you’d use your company laptop for work.


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Social media is gay.

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You’re reaffirming my point. Also this site is social media


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Lol no

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