Sarcastic Handjob Marsey

commissioned by the lovely @Quintavious_Gooch and with contribution by @FrozenChosen

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The mouth should curve downward on the left side

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16863400834230437.webp yea i think it works better

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What's with the line on the right cheek (or left, the one on the jerk hand side)?

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Its supposed to be evoking :marseyroman:

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Looks like she's sucking on her tongue or has high cheeks bones or something.

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:#marseythumbsup:

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like this? https://i.rdrama.net/images/16863392456610081.webp

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>Marsey stares at the phlebotomist's trembling hands

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marseyCK2

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Jerker Marsey

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now make her finish :ugl#ycum:

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Pojom Marsey

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A sarcastic handy is still a handy 🤷

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

Sarcastic Handjob Marsey https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/177409/sarcastic-handjob-marsey #HoursOfLeMans #gay #dude

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You will never be a real jannie. You have no presence, you have experience, you have no reason to be one. You are a homosexual man twisted by hunger for power and stupid minimodding into a crude mockery of internet's scum.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow users” laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors.

Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll opt out of nitro, delete your Groomercord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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