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:marseymooserevenge: The Marsey Alignment Chart

Based on recent controversies I think we as a community should decide what a marsey is.

Where do you fall on this chart?

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>Where do you fall on this chart?

idk I cant read.

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Based

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:#marseykneel:

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Marsey the Cat is originally an emoji pack from Telegram.

It was co-opted by the extreme right sometime last year and it is being used to signal to those "in the know" where someones allegiance lies.

Neo-Nazis tend to quickly move from dogwhistle to dogwhistle and one of the reasons they keep doing that is because it is a way in which they can troll and sow groomercord. When you point out that it's a neo-Nazi dogwhistle they will say things like "you're not sane, it's just a triple parentheses" or, in this case, "it's just a cat".

At the same time it is also used to nudge-nudge, wink-wink at their base to make it clear what their intent with the post is.

It is not surprising that admins would remove such a symbol and this "controversy" is manufactured and fake. A deliberately created hatemob because these people knew in advance that reddit would react like this. The admin they target is a visible part of the community admin team and therefore a target, because community admins visibly uphold site policy like "no racism" and neo-Nazis have a problem with that.

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>ok so “we will live in this world, which for us has literally all the disquieting strangeness of the desert and of the simulacrum, with literally all the veracity of living phantoms, of wandering and simulating animals that capital, that the death of capital has made of us—because the desert of cities is equal to the desert of sand—the jungle of signs is equal to that of the forests—the vertigo of simulacra is equal to that of nature—only the vertiginous seduction of a dying system remains, in which work buries work, in which value buries value—leaving a virgin, sacred space without pathways, continuous as bataille wished it, where like only the wind lifts the sand, where like only the wind watches over the sand.”

function and form rebel, and you fricking pathetic kitties, read baudrillard you fricking cute twinks

and frick you op, awww, does little baby want a fricking definite answer to a question??? this site is a postmodern hate generator, get the frick out of here with your fricking deterministic modernist, truth-value-seeking bullshit

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“We will live in this world, which for us has all the disquieting strangeness of the desert :marseyzeldagerudolink: and of the simulacrum, with all the veracity of living :marseyjumpscare: phantoms, of wandering and simulating animals that capital, that the death :marseyaborted: of capital has made of us—because the desert :marseyzeldagerudolink: of cities is equal :marseyjustice: to the desert :marseyzeldagerudolink: of sand—the jungle of signs :marseymoney: is equal :marseyjustice: to that of the forests—the vertigo of simulacra is equal :marseyjustice: to that of nature—only the vertiginous seduction of a dying :marseycoldtwinge: system :marseymars: remains, in which work buries work, in which value buries value—leaving a virgin, sacred space :marseyufo: without pathways, continuous as Bataille wished it, where :marseydrama: only the wind lifts the sand, where :marseydrama: only the wind watches over the sand.”

this is the complete nonsense that """""smart""""" people talk about, god I'm glad I'm not a philosophycel. !r-slurs

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Noooooooooooooooo, it's just the heckin continentals, you have to understaaaaaaaaaaaaand :marseysoylentgrin:

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You can’t tell me this isn’t complete masturbatory nonsense

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:#tayclap:

so true. this animated picture of taylor swift is a marsey by the way. How does that make you feel?

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:#marseysmug:

ok so like so

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841371910363696.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/VB5WwlZIt8eRy/giphy.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/bmCdOXby77sAAAAC/taylor-swift-sexy.gif

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:#marseybooba:

:#cocka:

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id like it more if swift wasnt a 5/10

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blocked

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GET HIS BUTT!!!!!!!

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:#didntreadlol: but go off king

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literally describes the entirety of everything written by french theorists *sips tea*

:marseyfoucault::marseycamus::marseyfocault:

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you have to molest :marseypedobear: at least one child :marseygiftboxmarsey: for any of this shit to make sense

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i feel like literally who???

:#chudgrug:

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believe me when i say they are absolutely irrelevant

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Yeah OP hilariously misunderstand Baudrillard


Sneed's Seed & Feed (Formerly Chuck's)

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I’ve never read that neighbor nor do I intend to do so

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>read baudrillard

Anyone who has done this should be shot, along with all of their known relatives and acquaintances, to stop the r-sluration from spreading

:marseypolpot: when?

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:#marseypolpot:

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Uhhh BASED

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Marsey is just another one of these pokemons :marseyjump:

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I know it when I see it.

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:#marseychungus:

Is this a marsey?

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The pepe marseys are the worst like why tf would you bother to color them orange and give them cat ears. They're pepes. Keep those frogs that way :#taygrimacing::#taywhat:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874619299551125.webp dont be sayin shit bout my frogs :marseyjones: now boy

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16628662340977426.webp

i like just like my frogs green and not some low effort recolored garbage with cat ears to make them totally into marseys but its whatever

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841389178051224.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874626505251217.webp kĂżs

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>Ăż

:#tayscrunch:

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r-slur pepe/"apu" is cryptoshotashit half the time

:marseymommymilkers:

kill it with fire

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no apu just a friendly frog idefk what crypto :marseywallst: is i put my money :marseyrabbitnewyear3: in the bank

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:marseysadge:

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:#marseyandjesus:

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:#thistbh:

They should be removed and if absolutely necessary replaced with the actual pepes and put in their own category.

Also i think they were all made by one of the resident terminal rightoids, even more reason to shoa them wholesale.

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A mere imitation of everyone’s favorite cat.

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form purist, function ambivalent

also :marseyouroboros: is too cute

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Why is he so angry at his own tail lol

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:#marseykingkrazy: where :marseydrama: does king krazy :marseyantikingkrazy: fit in?:#marseykingkrazy:

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Into the trash bin

:#marseyrecycling:

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:#marseykrazykarate: pull up b-word :marseyarthoe5: :#marseykrazykarate:

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Probably with the moose, which paints a very dim picture of your future my lord.

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:sneed#buddy::ge!o#rge:    
marseynot a marsey
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:#sneed::#sneedbuddy::#sneed:

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Platy being a "purer" Marsey than :marseyouroboros: makes no sense.

Aside from that Form Purist, Function Rebel.

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platy is purer in the sense that it is used as an emoji, whereas ouroboros marsey has its own symbolism. Or maybe I just shit this out in 6 minutes on paint idk

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>unironic theorycels come in to criticize your depiction of dramatic baudrillardian hyperreality

:marseydramautist:

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:marseymooncricket: is conspicuously missing, I'd argue that this marsey is very essentially marsey, becuase the vibe is right fr.

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it's got the marsey ears and eyes, it's a marsey

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he…he said simulacrum :marseynut::marseynut::marseynut:

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can I have a simulacrum of kitty

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sure but only because its you

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:marseylove: :marseynut:

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1,4,5,7,8 fight me irl you BIPOCs. I'm right, you're wrong

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Extremely bold of you to defend the moose given the current climate. I'm proud of you. :marseykingcrown:

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Admiggers can't sneed

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I'll take care of this

:#marseyjannymini:

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Dis nibba made an effort post on what qualities truly make up a marsey :marseydicklet:

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:#marseyhesright:

I might exclude 8 but otherwise I agree completely.

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I have lost GALLONS of nut to cat girl marsey

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I don't understand?? How can I understand without :marseybee:?

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This is pure gold and you should feel very good about yourself @Cathedral đź‘Ś

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:#@trickleyumpat:

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marseys are unimpeachably great but i prefer the capy version on a few of them, he’s just got such a friendly face :capymerchant::capyblackface::capyzoomer::capysoutherner:

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:#marseysun::#marseyturtle::#marseybeaver:

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who the frick approved that first one :marseyxd: absolutely terrifying

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It's my favorite :mersya: one! @chiobu made it

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FWIW i didn't submit that lol

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Impressive. Very nice!

As for me: Form ambivalent, function is irrelevant

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i just want to #savethemoose

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Agreed. Moose must be protected at all cost. Should they remove it it will only serve as a stepping stone, a justification for when they come for other abstract marseys

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THANK YOU! AJAB

:#marseymooserevenge: :#marseyslipperyslope:

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Top row: Only the first one is a Marsey

Middle row: All three are Marsey

Bottom row: First and third are both Marsey

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:#marseythonk:

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I'm right in the center, as we all should be.


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
/e/marseybooba.webp
www.pastebin.com/Jj9URfVi

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i shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material i understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, and perhaps i could never succeed in intelligibly doing so, and but i know it when i see it, and the marsey involved in this case is not that

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Explain bottom right.


Sneed's Seed & Feed (Formerly Chuck's)

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no

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Form Purist Function Rebel :marseycoomer2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1687469204426049.webp

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Form purist functiona rebel :marseynut:

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Double purist or bust :marseythumbsup:

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Moosey

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Banned. I don’t get it.

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:#marseypostmodern:

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Great post, but I don't think bottom right fits in Function Rebel, since it's a picture of a real cat. That is a real cat, that really exists, right??

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What function does that cat serve as a marsey?

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The description was that a Function Rebel marsey was a pure simulacrum, which a picture of a real cat is not. As for function as a marsey, that wasn't what I was bringing up but I'm sure there's plenty of use for it. Cat pictures are a universal language.

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