I'll handle them, Marsey

Speaking of AR-15's

I had the usual "I have to defend my Marsey but my AR-15 charging handle is stuck" dream Too bad, Marsey, in this dream-world you have been killed by you-know-who, while I ran down the street wearing only underwear.

I'm sorry I couldn't protect you from you-know-who, dream-Marsey.

This neighbor can't find 5.56 in his ammo closet; it all seems to be 5.7mm and won't fit into the magazine. I don't even own a weapon which takes 5.7mm. I can't believe I had a nightmare about the caliber that Lowtax used to kill himself.