I'll handle them, Marsey

SRDines

TERFs!

Speaking of AR-15's

I had the usual "I have to defend my Marsey but my AR-15 charging handle is stuck" dream Too bad, Marsey, in this dream-world you have been killed by you-know-who, while I ran down the street wearing only underwear.

I'm sorry I couldn't protect you from you-know-who, dream-Marsey.

This neighbor can't find 5.56 in his ammo closet; it all seems to be 5.7mm and won't fit into the magazine. I don't even own a weapon which takes 5.7mm. I can't believe I had a nightmare about the caliber that Lowtax used to kill himself.

I'll handle them, Marsey.

Wearing a condom during s*x doesn't mean you're having s*x. You're literally fricking a plastic bag, your peepee isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had s*x with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your peepee never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your peepee inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your peepee inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.