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Saving Private Marsey.

If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Penny Bardfinn with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen.

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Sadly the Americans are now the fascists.

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Just because we fetishize war and guns and prayer in school and no borshuns and no gays?

Sounds like the guys who were killing Nazis in the 40s.

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Yes. :chadlibleft#:

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Wrong.

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That's appaling weather to be out in.

In ancient times people only fought wars in the summer. The Romans didn't even bother having names for the first two months of the year until the Julian reforms. March was the first month of the year, named after Mars- god of war and farming. :taysmart:

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That's because ancient battles were 99.99% pre-fight peepee measuring contests

Imagine being told to get in formation and yell at the other guys for the third month in a row

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There’s plenty of famous ‘massive’ historic battles where only 20 people die. Unless it was the Spartans who took it super serial.

Otherwise It really was a large scale fist fight.

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:#soycry:

Romans when Hannibal hecking slaughters more than a fifth of their fighting age population at Cannae

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That but also "more where that came from"

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Imagine the Somme or Paschendaele or Verdun, and you don't even have a truck to ride in

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Plus there's bongs and frogs everywhere :marseybeansick:

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ingrates all around

"the problem with the Americans is that they are overpaid, oversexed, and over here"

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It's people like you who are the problem with America. You're nothing but a lazy, entitled bigot who is too ignorant to realize that your prejudices are what's wrong with this country.

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u get to shoot boche though :marseybean:

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I always laughed when Ed Burns' character calls that guy "bumpkin."

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Very nice work! :marseyclapping:

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I actually think it looks fricked up both ways now that he pointed it out. The rifle itself looks weird because it seems to lack any sort of stock.

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But doesn’t Marsey die in this movie? :marseycrying:

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This is Private Jackson. He gave his life for Private Marsey.

Earn this.

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What kind of sniper rifle do you think Marsey would like to use?

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a Meowser

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Can you get those in .338 Lapua?

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7.92×57mm is standard but we can upgrade for special ops

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Mrs Oaken, get down!

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Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

Snapshots:

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Least accurate Dramanaut about to send bait downrange

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Look how happy marsey is to kill people awe

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:#marseythumbsup:

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I love that line from the movie. The whole segment about complaining was great.

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In a month report this with "Ending the papist menace (November 22, 1963 | 20??)". for max glowie points

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Be careful with that marsey. You could take somebody's eye out.


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