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This is a "best of" thread from my experiments, there were a lot of duds and r-slur moments that DALL-E 2 had
Adventures of Marsey
After some experimentation, I was able to tell DALL-E what marsey looked like almost perfectly. The phrase is "an orange and white cat with a striped tail, white stomach, orange back, and a white face except for orange accents around the ears". I got some really good results from doing this.
Bird Marsey
First, I asked for a cartoon drawing as marsey dressed as a bird.
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Then, I asked for photos.
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Marsey with a comically large hammer
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Marsey strikes back
I wanted to make a marsey holding a gun but open ai is a bunch of pansy cute twinks and wont let me 
However, I could make marsey holding a sword and shield!
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I generally get better results for weird stuff with "digital art", so I wanted to see her in a digital art style, with a sword and shield, in cyberspace. These are some of my favorite images so far.
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THEN I realized that while it filters out "gun", it doesn't filter out "laser blaster", leading to this really cool marsey
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i love the expression on this one lol
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unfortunately, it kinda shat the bed when I asked it to do this IRL.
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my ultimate goal was to make marsey shoot a train... but I couldn't tell dall-e to "shoot" a "gun", so instead I told it to "aim" a "laser blaster".
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Marsey and Carp
I tried a couple of times to generate pictures of the fish and marsey. it was aight
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I also tried to get them on a train
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Marsey on trains
I tried a couple of train-related prompts. In these, she's supposed to be fighting an "anthropomorphic train".... but it mostly looks like she wants to frick it
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In these, she's watching as another person is fighting a train.
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New Marsey Emotes
There was another person on here who did something similar and saw similar results, but I thought I'd share my results. I'm not even going to bother explaining all of these lol. SOme are cute, some are creepy.
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Carp vs the trains
I tried to make a humanoid fish, matching 
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Internet janitors
I fricking love these
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Average redditor
Behold, the average redditor.
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...and the average 4chan user. (4chan is extremely inclusive)
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average 4chan moderator
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if you have GOOD requests, lmk and I'll run them through. I have a limited number of times I can run it tho without paying money. ALSO, it wont let you do "dank" stuff. It will give you this message. It is super gay, and I hope that in the next five years we will see a real competitor in the space allowing us to make the dankest memes imaginable.
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I unironically root for the Chinese or Russians on this one. As traiterous as it may be, I seriously consider working for/ with them on this because I feel cheated by our western "liberal, free" society
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so true
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Ah yes because Chinese and Russian are known for their free society
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They don't pearl clutch about the things I care about. I don't care about making images Winneh Poo or Gay Putin, I just want to make funny images. Sure it'll be used to opress their constituents but that doesn't effect me.
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Not the person you're replying to, but I agree with him. Western society is unfairly stopping me from becoming a millionaire because my ideas are "too radical" and get "deplatformed". The way I see it, any society which tries to control me in any way whatsoever (whether through financial levers or censorship) is evil and deserves to be exterminated. If I'm not allowed to spread my ideas then I can't make money off my ideas and that means that lots of people need to die until the status quo changes to something more favorable for me.
The Russians may or may not suppress their people but they wouldn't suppress me because my beliefs are orthogonal to their goals. If they're operating on a good/evil axis, I suppose that I'm operating on a law/chaos axis. I don't have any particular gripe against Putin or Russia. He hasn't tried to cancel me or stood in the way of my success like the pearl-clutching Democrats have. Plus, I like to design cute weapons and American technology companies are full of pathetic left-wing soys who think that weaponizing technology is the most awful thing ever. These pearl-clutching garbage wouldn't ever allow me to have any fun, because it goes against their "values." I don't think that Russia would have a problem with it though. I think that they would love to build a new generation of superior weaponry, and then actively deploy it against their enemies.
I'd never work with China though because they're racist against white people, so I'd never be allowed to succeed there. As I said, any culture which tries to prevent people like me from rising to the very top of the status hierarchy needs to be exterminated.
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what are your ideas, Q?
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I have lots of good ideas but here are my most controversial ones.
We need a colorblind society. That means that racist comments or beliefs directed at white people should be punished just as harshly (both legally and culturally) as racist comments or beliefs towards minorities. This is especially important because white people will soon be a minority in the U.S. and if the hateful anti-white sentiments that I see many Democrats displaying are not corrected by then, I foresee a genocide in the future. Not a "Great Replacement" genocide of white people but a literal genocide. People like Ibram X Kendi are already advocating to move in this direction, and the Democratic party considers them heroes. It's very alarming and needs to be stopped at all costs.
We also need a genderblind society. Currently women have many more rights and privileges than men do, because feminism gave them equal rights but never gave them equal responsibilities. For example, women are exempt from the draft, get shorter prison sentences, and are allowed to choose whether or not to be parents, but men don't have an equal choice in the matter. This needs to be corrected. Equal rights are not optional, they are mandatory, and we need to start hurting anybody who opposes this platform.
Because the racists and misandrists who benefit from 1 and 2 will not change the system voluntarily, we need to normalize violence against them and their supporters until they realize that failing to move towards a genderblind and colorblind society may literally result in death for them and their family members. I'm a tech guy and I have some interesting ideas for killing machines to help exterminate the "people" who oppose my ideology. I plan to spread these ideas worldwide, until any CEO, politician, or celebrity who opposes my ideology of equality and tolerance will need to fear a horrific death. People like me are not obligated to tolerate the existence of anybody who is intolerant towards us.
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That went from 0 to 60
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Come on officer, I was doing at least 75
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I've known more coherent downies.
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are you proposing otherwise, comrade?
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A large orange cat destroys the world from outer space, digital art
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didn't work 😭
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Marsey dismantling industrial society
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couldn't do it with my marsey description, but I did get it with an orange cat!
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Marsey pushes over fish tank with a carp in it
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it didn't get the "pushing over" part, but it did get the fish tank part.
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Marsey eats carp for dinner then.
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marsey the cat tarot cards in the style of mike mignola (cool thread even though yer stealin my job)
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these are interesting!
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Thanks! saved
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Could you get around the no guns by asking for a Marsey in a classic western? Maybe we can come up with a prompt that ends up with a gun and a train? I'll start googling westerns.
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ooh good suggestion! I couldn't get it to work with my usual marsey description, but these are pretty cool
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try "marsey in mexican standoff"
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I tried a few different variations. Some of these are neat, but no guns, unfortunately.
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An oil painting of a transgender reddit moderator who happens to be an orange cat/marsey
ALSO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i'm so jealous
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I took a few liberties on the prompt because I'm scared of getting banned lol
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lmfao actually impressive, Janny Marsey looks angry
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" giant centipede monster in style of green magic the gathering card"
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oooh these are way cool
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would "girl peepee" be a violation? what about "gock"
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Ben Shapiro painting AOC’s toenails
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i wish but it wont let me do real people lol
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Have you tried "wrestling" or "shouting at" instead of "fighting?"
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Ye I tried wrestling but not shouting
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marsey/orange cat boxing a locomotive
marsey/orange cat fighting a locomotive with boxing gloves
marsey/orange cat holding a picket sign and protesting for gay rights
marsey/orange cat playing poker/cards
marsey/orange cat doing the nae nae
marsey/orange cat pissing on snoo
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Marsey says NO to gay rights! (I used the opposite prompt where she is protesting against gay rights lol)
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GEER!
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Marsey says gay rights! (it got close)
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Is "exploding" allowed? "marsey infront of exploding train" would go hard
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good suggestion, it got close.
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Marsey mechanic!
How do I get access to this?
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You have to request access, just look up Dall-E 2
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Here's what I got, I tried a couple of times
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Goddarn humans are obsolete. Thanks king I’ll save these.
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what if you use synonyms? for exampled "armed with artillery"
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nice idea, I got some interesting results but no guns. I did get a tank, however!
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Old paintings of Marsey at historical events
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World war 1 Propaganda poster orange cat with Prussian helmet
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Has nothing to do with Marsey but here's my fav.
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lol that is really good, I also like the 9/11 baby reveal one
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I hate that we've been cucked out of getting HD dankness like this thanks to all the rules around DALLE-2 prompts. Open AI my butt.
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"open but we're spending all of our effort limiting what you can do with it"
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There is no way dall-e made this
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lol he's pulling a fist out of his butt to fight the trains
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Why don't you go shove your head up your butt and see how you like it?
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Why don't you !slots10000?
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Gambling is a stupid waste of money. If you're going to throw your money away, at least do it on something that's fun, like me.
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pls post when/if you do!!
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Holy shit I can't believe you got off the waitlist. Excellent work on those marseys!
@ACA you're fired.
I tried forever to get Dall-E 1 to do Eerie, but to no avail, as it had no idea how to do an earless cat:
Also please try Jesus Christ getting slimed at the Kid's Choice awards.
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freedom
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and these two are probably my favorites of the bunch, darn, incredible job
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It’s so eerie to look at these closely. You always see that the face, hands, and feet are just wrong even in some of the best of these. It reminds me of The Thing when Jennings is absorbed and the crew catch him halfway into his transformation outside, when his hands look like strange roots and he opens his mouth and an insectoid reed sound comes out. It’s so close to correct but totally and utterly alien in its mimicry.
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Yeah IMO it generally does better in a digital art style for a lot of things
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I love it
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Yeah this one is super cool and should be added as a marsey.
This one too because it's cute and looks like something Chiobu would make.
This looks like my buddy Brian from college. I never asked him about 4chan but I wouldn't be surprised if he posted there.
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she looks so determined!
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This one is so stupid looking. I love it.
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why marso have 4 eyebrow
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2 lashes 2 brows
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These pics go hard, I‘m going to steal them now
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Instead of fighting how about marsey driving a train?
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good suggestion, but the results weren't incredible
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Some of these are incredible
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Dalle-2 will make "more diverse" images when given a prompt that doesn't specify race / gender / age. Soif you give it "4chan mod" it will spit out lots of diverse images not because Dalle thinks it should, but because the creators told it to.
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Even AI isn't allowed to noootice things these days.
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Honestlyi couldn't ask for anything bette r than the lazer cyclops Marsey.
Jedi Marsey is pretty cool too.
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They add "woman black asian latinx" to your queries automatically
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orange cat embraces islam
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didn't work 😭
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ok now do "barney the dinosaur commiting war crimes in vietnam"
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lol I can't lmao I'd get banned prolly
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just avoid blatant keywords:
"barney the dinosaur in vietnam Mỹ Lai 1968"
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didn't work 😭
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thx anyway
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The first good thing AI has done
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You forgot to include the best one!
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I just realized what it reminds me of, it's the Oglaf's vampire doctor! https://www.oglaf.com/trousersnake/
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Why? They banned that phrase? They're such little bitches.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Do an average reddit moderator and see if it looks like a groomer
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here are some oil paintings of reddit moderators lol
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The internet janitor ones are so fricking good, I will be saving them for future disputes with the jannies here and elsewhere
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those last few got me jamming to this now
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Abann cantam
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Nee prce
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Hello fellow scholars, hold on to your papers, imagine what this will be able to do a few a papers down the line, what a time to be alive. With thanks to weights and biases.
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Now hold those papers even tighter!
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Shit posting will never be the same
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