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when you want to :marseytherapist: but also do :marseybowl:

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The large amount of detail you put into this Marsey's hair suggests you have unresolved feelings of inadequacy regarding your masculinity, mostly likely brought about by the strained relationship you have with your father. I recommend electroshock therapy.

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It's like when some feminists write about how men are obsessed with peepees, and they explain this by writing entire tomes about how obvious it is to them that there are peepees everywhere and in everything.

Projection in its purest form.

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Interesting hypothesis.

Have you tried having s*x with your mother first?

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Yeah, but it only works for me if she's dressed as my dad.

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:marseysoycry: nooooo stop noooticing the phalluses everywhere :marseyshutitdown:

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Ah yes your dog coming out of a fountain with clear white hair symbolizes you wanting to frick your mother.

That bizzare candyland landscape you just described also symbolizes you wanting to have s*x with your mother.

I'm not grooming you or anything! Don't call me that or you will get the electroshocks!

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Yeah, dude was a nutjob.


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wow ur mom must be fat

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He was coming from a different cultural :marseymerchant::marseykaiser: context, be nice

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You forgot to add incest.

You have to add incest everywhere with Freud.

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Freud was ahead of his time in the fact that he treated psychology as a proper science and acted as a scientist would. He did not use metaphors, he did not sugarcoat shit, he said things plainly and meant EXACTLY what he stated. His theory about kids wanting to frick their parents wasn't crude way of him saying that kids crave their parents attention during development and identify more with certain qualities, no, no, no, no. He wrote "You want to insert your peepee inside your mother" and meant "You want to insert your peepee inside your mother".

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Then you enter modern psychiatry and the tell you the same thing but give you BT and drugs instead...I heard hahah lol jk

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