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39[M]/Michigan, unemployed art-school dropout with a $600/month raccoon problem. My DMs are open, ladies.

Also my peepee doesn't work. It used to be 8" hard but I'm a major grower (not a show-er) so it's tiny. This mouth works though.

Also I have a boat named "All Abort!" but I haven't finished restoring it yet.

AMA.

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Welp. About time for me to head out to the Walmart in the next town to grab more stray cats..... gotta stay on top with quality AND quantity of cat posts :marseysmug2:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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You are too funny and adorable for your own good :marseyrofl: :marseygiggle:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong why don't you compliment me like this? :#marseysmughips:

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Hey, yeah :marseymad: what the heck @Holly_Jolly_Kong :marseyxd:

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Me and @FormerLurKONG have a tsundere relationship except I really do hate her.

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@FormerLurKONG is mai online waifu for laifu! :donkeykongrage:

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:#marseyblush:

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:marseyflirt:

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I dont know what this means.

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It just means I am an !r-slurs :marseysmug2:

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:#marseyxd:

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:#marseydance:

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