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Winterhound_Sillyheart
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will he FINALLY touch a fricking woman, b-word?
Yes - 1,600 total betted
there will be no fricking physical contact, but she will show up and awkwardly say hello to the fricking raccoons - 5,600 total betted
no way no how, my man mister fatiqur would never be in the fricking same ZIP CODE as a fricking woman, he'll tell that skank right off - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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!remindme 2 days
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I called her a weirdo for contacting me and said I didn't have any raccoons. She's probably a fed and not attractive enough for me to get my shit minimal-effort put together for.
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I knew a man with admitted sexual dysfunction would make the right choice
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I was hopeful for our neighbour :(
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Were you not aware that doing this would cost me 200 DC?
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This is just a cover story. He knows the raccoons would be destructively jealous if they saw him form other relationships.
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I will be messaging you on 29.11.2024, 22:31 UTC to remind you of this comment
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!bets !remindme 1 week
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I will be messaging you on 26.11.2024, 05:35 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Can I come?
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Darn your coons are gonna get you laid
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BBC
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I'm dying because I was going to post a picture of a raccoon peepee as a joke, but searching "racoon peepee" shows a lot of results of people making necklaces and jewelry and knickknacks out of raccoon peepee bones.
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I want to meet them too!
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!friendsofpizzashill
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That's more than pizza spent on his last expired meat shipping spree. !enemiesofpizzashill
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You need to meet her and give her one of these
https://www.etsy.com/listing/909708153/raccoon-baculum-lucky-charm-talisman
https://georgiapellegrini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/full-straight-on.jpg
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I had a homie that had one of these penile bones and we used to do bumps exclusively off of these
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Gay
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After a day of sucking off raccoons that I didn't feel anything for, doing free coke off of a raccoon penile bone was a blessing.
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Hot
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Yeah she's probably seen a different post about dong from the raccoon man
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How many chicks have you banged like this?
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Gross but any port in a storm
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Ted did not bang the raccoon man!
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Say yes!
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Do not trust this racoon fricker.
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Aww cute
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Where are the pics?
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You either frick or get murdered
Either way, you win
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Reply if you wanna DIE
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Heyyy
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show me that raccussy
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Don't
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I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly s*x with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.
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do you have a loisence for that racoon
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