just got this text, how should I respond?

DODE HR/rDrama Department of Drama Efficiency 16d ago #7941716

"Please reply to this text with approx. 5 bullets describing what you accomplished last week."

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. 16d ago #7941907

Found 6 Lottershe Ticket!

Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / helping other women achieve earth-shattering orgasm / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Do you have someone else you could reach out to?

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peepeehands aut/ism good morning JimieWhales 16d ago #7941916

helping other women achieve earth-shattering orgasm

couldn't be me

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AndreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

peepeehands 16d ago #7942700

look here's the thing, you can simply lie to women

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whatastory a/s/l Necessity is the birthing person of invention. peepeehands 16d ago #7942584

it's more HR talk-y anyway if you leave that part out.

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newport new/port :newport:

JimieWhales 16d ago #7942369

The r in rdrama stands for Reddit.

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Ubie cute/twink

It's okay, bb. It's only the internet. newport 15d ago #7944001

:#marseyhesright:

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BoomhauerInTheWind YTMND/EBAUM 16d ago #7942183

less is more. just say "okay"

once a girl derided me for like three paragraphs for not being a good enough fwb and i just responded "okay if that's how you feel"

a year later i hit her up because :marseycoomer2: and she blew up saying that my response was the meanest thing ever and it ruined her day every time she saw me around campus

kinda felt bad but she was fricking insane

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hypernovasaiz lord/liege moralstrag :marseypearlclutch:

BoomhauerInTheWind 16d ago #7942459

less is more.

You're right.

Shouldn't have responded at all.

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Snappy beep/boop Join !friendsofsnappy :marseysnappynraged:

16d ago #7941670

respond pls

pls respond

pls

???

there?

hello?

respond

you fricking b-word what the frick

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Chapose Asuna/Kirito :marseyunabomber2:

shonen and its consequences have been a disaster for the japanese :marseycatgirl:

Snappy 16d ago #7942001

:#marseyxd:

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. Snappy 16d ago #7941914

:marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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Chair no/u JimieWhales 16d ago #7942034

:taynod:

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whatastory a/s/l Necessity is the birthing person of invention. Snappy 16d ago #7942587

"good morning lovely" x365

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lmaoprankt they/them lightweight 16d ago #7941961

"I disagree"

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ftincel foot/fag :marseyfeet:

16d ago #7942497

Women go into HR mode whenever they break up with people that's just how they sound kek. The female urge to over-clarify everything for no reason. :marseywomanmoment2:

You already responded just leave that message as it is.

Also never answer their "How do you think I could improve" HR questions worst mistake of my life. :marseyitsjoever:

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L ong/Nose :marseylongpost:

Serial Serious Replyer :marseylongpost:

ftincel 16d ago #7942546

I have no evidence for this of course but I feel like they do that when they don't actually want to do it but they or their friends have psyopped themselves into doing it for whatever r-slurred therapy reason they've come up with

Like they know if they speak honestly they'll let something slip so they just clinically say whatever they practiced like Jesse Pinkman talking to the cops