@jannies feel free to move unfunny posts here so that it doesn't clog up the site
please do actually
this is a threat
frick you
@jannies feel free to move unfunny posts here so that it doesn't clog up the site
please do actually
this is a threat
frick you
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“Black justice forever”
“What?”
“That phrase ring a bell?”
“No? what?”
“You ever hear of Reddit mr moon?”
“Yeah sure I mean who hasn’t heard of reddit”, Moon tried to force out a chuckle as he said it. But he couldn’t. Too stressed perhaps.
“You ever go onto Reddit mr Moon?”
“I uh yes, I have had friends link me stuff there before”
“So you know how Reddit works.”
“Yeah I mean like I said before, who doesn’t know how Reddit works?”
Lt Johnson leafed through his files for a moment and pulled out some laminated pages. He placed them in front of Moon.
“Recognize these Reddit pages Mr Moon?”
Moon took a moment to look at them, screenshots of the J4D subreddit.
“No I haven’t, I don’t recognize this subreddit”
“That’s weird. Your network activity from the last couple nights indicate that you were on this page Mr Moon.”
Moon grew silent.
Lt Johnson smirked, “I’m gonna play a little something for you on the tv over there. Might help jog your memory”
“I want a lawyer”, Moon bit out
“Of course you do.”, Lt Johnson snarled, “but you ain’t gonna get one. Not till you answer my questions.”
“I have a constitutional ri-“ Lt johnson slapped him across the face, sounded like the crack of a whip.
Blood was streaming down moons face, “wha”
Lt johnson grabbed him by the hair and slammed his forehead into the table, “You have a constitutional right to shut the frick up”
He chuckled as he brought moons battered face up, “at least until you feel like answering my questions”
Moon groaned in pain. He could barely see his face was so swollen. “You’re not the with the sheriff are you?” He choked out
Lt Johnson grinned, “very smart mr moon. Very perceptive of you.” He grabbed moons hand, “now do you want to start talking or should I get to mulching these dainty hands of yours?”
Behind the security glass captain pogbert watched in grim pleasure. Lieutenant Johnson was a brute but he got results.
He beckoned to one of the agents, “contact the cleaning crew. We have another one of these rdrama freaks to liquidate”
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You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.
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I’m an artist
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u r, now write about futa cbt
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No.
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frick you you fricking cute twink, god i hate you so much, kill youreself
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Wow, rude.
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FRICK YOU
FRICK ALL OF YOU
GOD FRICKING DARNIT
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant
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God. You are so insanely gorgeous. And you're a goddess. I cannot stop staring at you for the rest of the day even when you're in the shower or on your period or just laying on your couch. You must be so lonely... I know you are, but you don't have to be. You don't have to. I am here for you. I can't wait to see how you would make me feel when you touched me. I just want to cover my mouth and swallow you down to the core. You're so pretty and funny and I can't get enough of talking to you. I want to feel your lips on mine, kiss you, make out, all over, every single day. I want to... I want to get naked with you, and lie down and look at you, naked as a Greek goddess. I think you're the cutest thing ever. You're so delicious in every way, and I can't get enough of you. I just want to feel your mouth on me, as you bite down hard. Your voice is so sweet, I haven't had music like that in a long time. But your face, your body, your curves: you are beautiful. And your words, your mind... these are the reasons I am attracted to you. You mean so much to me, per se. I love you so much. I'm so grateful for you and everything you've taught me. I've never been so happy in my life.
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